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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    He was a true legend of childrens television!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Fuck the minutes silence Fuck the black armbands worn in sport. Fuck all 'CHARIDEE' records Fuck the false grief. Fuck the communal mourning Fuck the people that complain about the above fucks not being equally shared across communities and/or religion 'They care more about them coz they aint Muslims/christians/Jews/West Ham etc. Terrorism on the streets of Britain isnt new. The IRA killed and maimed more than ISIS or the bell ends that think they are saviours to the Crown have so far managed. Anybody that grew up in the 70s knew the drill, knew the cities were targets, adults were targets, children were targets, fucking horses were targets. There really are too many people out there that revel in others pain and tragedy, too many who want to rush down to the scenes of horror to lay flowers and write meaningless shite on white boards strapped to railings and way too many people who talk about 'community' 'pulling together' and not letting the extremists win but have not a fucking scooby about how all of those words could actually become anything substantial. Has it REALLY come to 'Why aint we got a minutes silence when London and Westminster Bridge did? Fucking hell!!
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Oh no, I dont finger mens bottoms!!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well it wasnt a friend of Dorothy.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    So does everybody else. Assuming there are no further disaster before the summer recess she will be gone soon after. Thats widely know amongst Tory MPs.
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    Conspiracy Theories

    The conspiracy that wasnt. On this day, 40 years ago, the one and only UK transmission of 'Alternative 3' was broadcast. One of the best hoaxes ever. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_3
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Note to the producers of Antiques Roadshow. There is no need whatsoever for the experts to give a long, boring description of what has been put in front of you to value. The owner isnt fucking interested, the viewers are not fucking interested. Just cut to the fucking chase and tell us what the bastard thing is worth!!!!!!
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    Diane Abbott

    A cult leader must have a harem of devoted women. So long as he is in charge not one of his disciples will give a monkeys.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You are a bad man
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well their placards havent died out. Bang on every fucking 'anti' march has the usual well made banners with 'Socialist worker' printed on them. All cunts, the lot of them.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    It doesnt matter. He is no longer the leader of the Labour Party he is the leader of a cult. He is, to that end, for now, untouchable.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Ha, you could hide your Aussie contempt for the Poms no more.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Im sure that is hysterically funny when told in Russian or summat.
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    New Moderator(S)?

    That particular bandwagon left town some time ago.
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    Helmut Kohl

    Yes but its only a massive miss if the 'committee' actually gave a shit when the list was compiled. They didnt.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Yes BUT they no longer have to join a mile long queue to get it .
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    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    You are just a fucking rebel.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Just a cow? She is a rich kid fucking moron who needs to shut the fuck up.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well you said it.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Fucking hell, im actually going to agree with you!!! A worlds first!!!!!
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    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    Yeah, they lost a lot of trust worldwide but they are still expected to head up NATO, send the bulk of their troops to shit holes around the World and are expected to stand up to the likes of Russia, China and the like while most of Europe and other assorted toss pot countries hide behind them. Its wonderfully fashionable to kick the US, isnt it.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Yep, I think you are on the money. Its another own goal, she should have been there the next day giving out hugs all round and nodding in sympathy etc etc. Corbyn has played another blinder. For an experienced Politician May is a massive fucking idiot.
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    World War Three

    I have to budget on being able to do three night jobs a month ( doing a days work, coming home, having dinner then going back into work) to be able to justify the expense of having more cars than I really need. I will do what I must do!
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    Kirk Douglas

    You are a funny fucker aint ya.
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