Lord Fellatio Nelson

This morning I had a genuine 'Geroff moi land' moment with a real life Farmer Palmer. He was a right cunt and, according to a neighbour, was 'the most unpopular person in the village' No shit sherlock.

Plastic surgery, cocks and semen. Allegedly.

Thats Sherry Stringfield AKA Susan in ER ( that once was ) and she was utterly lovely. Here is a pic of her not looking like a right miserable bitch..

Beko had better hope it wasnt one of theirs then.

That was nearly a month ago, keep up! Anyway....

Mature is good.

EFA

Plenty of newbies have joined and they havent been 'picked on' by me or anybody else. I dont hate you, i have no opinion of you. Stop being a twat, feeding trolls isnt what we do here.

Probably not you but thats kids for you!

Heavy traffic going home but the sun was out, it was warm, the window was down and I could hear the V8 burble. On the CD player was some sort of 60s compilation and Buffalo Springfield was the top choone or summat. It was all good.

True Toastie, true.

Nowt wrong with the occasional rule break.

Yeah but, to be fair, Julie Newmar was FIT!!!!!! Even the wrinkly and elderly Julie Newmar is still a bit fit.

Welcome to the forum. Beware of vertically challenged fanny rats with a webcam. Apart from that............

Lets not get 'Thick as shit' confused with Alzheimers. Until that diagnosis is confirmed im going with 'Thick as shit.

You are far nicer than I am.

She is a genuinely nasty human being. I hope she snuffs it.

I was saying the same only yesterday.

Again???? No thanks!

Corbyn for President Prime Minister!!!I Come on, lets give him a go, im feeling nostalgic for the 1970s. Maybe we can get some classic bands to reform and Vauxhalls Luton plant to start making Victor FEs again.

There is a greatest hits album now out. I do love a bit of Glen but, surely, they could have waited till AFTER he pops his whatsits so that they could sell even more!

He probably hasnt mastered the dress, wig and high heels either.

Fucking hell, it was supposed to be a serious fall. Fucking twat.

Yeah but you dont stop living just because somebody MIGHT die. Bruce is now retired, he is probably wheelchair bound and quite frail. That doesnt mean he is about to die, it just means that he is an old fella. His wife must carry on regardless or summat.