Lord Fellatio Nelson

All the pollsters are shite.

Stockard Channing was even older!! My Dads cancer spread to his spine and that was it. She has a few months if that. Terrible, its a fucking awful way to go.

Fuck that, im happy to be old...

You got me there webby!

You need to get out and about more.

I have no idea. Petula Clark is a naturalised Frenchie and she is 80 odd. JP Gaultier is only 65 but always looks ill but I wouldnt pick him coz I liberally cover myself in his 'Le Male' after shave every single day. So, erm, Michael Lonsdale it is then.

Yes but people are SO overly sensitive. This is DL, we are not, or summat.

It doesnt matter. People post wherever nowdays. Its good to be a rebel.

I wouldnt disagree.

Tbh, im not giving a fuck what the EU wants or needs, certainly, our intelligence agencies are needed just as much as theirs, if not more so. The Germans have, allegedly, very good 'sources' which attempt to keep them one step ahead of the game. They still rely on the intelligence gathered by us and the Americans. You are being massively harsh towards our intelligence services, our country is teeming with potential nutjobs, ok they have fucked up but show me a country that hasnt. There isnt one. Intelligence is the one thing that will continue to be shared whatever the result of the Brexit negotiations, to assume other wise is, yep, fucking bollocks.

To be fair, fuck up or not, the Intelligence services are under a fucking avalanche of potential terrorists and, without a doubt, have stopped umpteen attempts before the London and Manchester attacks. It has been said before that it was never a case of if but of when and, honestly, the public is never going to know how much money is being pumped into MI5 and the like to try and combat the threat. The idea that more bobbies on the beat would help is, frankly, bollocks although I agree that cutting Police numbers is fucking ridiculous. Our intelligence agencies are not super human.

Ive just realised that Ive got a hit with John Noakes. I would rather not have TBH. : (

Im not sure how to put this but its bugging the shit out of me. There seems to be parents of the victims of the Manchester bombing who are positively coming alive ( as it were) as they do the endless tour of network television sharing their memories and grief with a waiting UK audience who simply cannot get enough fucking misery to feed off of. Just saying, like.

'What shall we do today??? 'I know, lets schlepp the kids up to Manchester to take some flowers, gawp at all the others and proclaim solidarity and all that kind of false grief shit.

Ive not been able to do lager since 84, stopped doing vodka when I was only drinking it on the rocks and ditto gin. Bacardi pays homage to my feminine side.....

No, you are MY hero, you give zero fucks you soft Jock shite, you!!

Amazing what goes through your head when you are pissed on happy hour bacardi and cokes. Oh dear.

I am 52, pissed, in a metaphorical car crash and I hate people. Im going to be a grandad in August and I despair at the shit she will be born into. It's all fucked up.

There is ballet on in the hotel. You couldn't make it up.

Good find there fella.

Its far from 'decaying' you twat.

Can you recommend a nice fish then? Im feeling hungry now.

Yes he was. He never condemned the bombing campaigns and, even now, refuses to condemn their past actions despite being asked to umpteen times. You can also look at his current cohorts for historucal reference too.

Afaik the IRA never proclaimed to have been at war with England because God had told them to do it. Also, lets not forget, they were not bombing the shit out of children to create a World wide IRA state. Tbh, the only thing that can be given any kind of airing, pertaining to the IRA, is the fact that people will actually vote for that cunt Corbyn knowing that he was an IRA apologist back in the day which makes his condemnation of last nights bombing seem a bit, well, utter wank.

Fuck politics, get drunk instead. Yours utterly fuckrd off with this election LFN x