Lord Fellatio Nelson

I am mostly getting pissed on bacardi. That is all.

Not exactly relevant to the thread but that writing reminds me of something. Back in the 70s, as a Primary school pupil ( about 10 yrs old ) we had an American teacher visit our class,from Conneticutt. I can only assume it was something to do with how a multi cultural London school went about its business and spotting the differences with his own school. Anyway, my teacher, who was utterly brilliant ( I named my daughter after her ) did the return visit and came back with a whole heap of letters from the US kids, the purpose being to set us up with pen friends. Well, on seeing these letters, we kids were utterly horrified. The writing was immaculate, perfectly structured, infact we all felt utterly embarrassed that we would have to write back with our crooked writing and barely legible words. Well, with my bestest handwriting I wrote back, as we all did, me to a boy who loved animals, as I did, had pets, as I did and suchlike. Weeks later an airmail letter arrived at London N22 which, when opened, shocked me even more. The writing was appalling, he wrote a load of shite and I realised that I had fuck all to feel ashamed about. The End.

Im not sure what the fuck thats all about. Anyway, its always going to be Susanna Reid.

FTFY

Cosby wouldnt be stressed, well not with all those sedatives....

Another thread that may die a thousand deaths.. The other day, on't youtube, I found a song that I had not heard for YEARS. While some oldies do tend to get played now and again there are the odd few that appear once in a blue moon and have you turning up the volume because 1) You had forgotten its existence and 2) Its not a bad old choon innit. So, post up that bangin choon ( or bag of old shite) that you havent heard for eons and, in your opinion, deserves some airplay on Radio 2/Capital Gold or BBC Norfolk or summat. One choon per post!

I always assumed socialists were totally in favour of same sex marriage! I really had no idea you were gay..

Who?

I branded you Comrade because you are a socialist.............well you are, arent you? The absolute bulk of your distain is aimed at the Capitalist Government and rarely at the Socialist opposition. Its how you come across in your postings on this thread. Im pretty certain Im not the only person that assumes you are. Everybody has their own opinions Willz, Ive already stated that I think they are all shit but you have pushed the 'Tories are shit' schtick an awful lot more than the Corbyn is a clueless cunt thing, despite you previously concuring that they are all shit. Yeah, we all have different opinions ( im for Gay marriage, why do you assume Id think you were for it too? ) but 99.999% of what you post on this thread bashes just the one Political elite. I mean, not one Diane Abbott cant count joke! Not a single titter about Tim Farron etc. Come on man!

Aye, true. The CWU are fucking useless anyway, they aint interested in Openreach staff as we dont carry satchels and drive fucking Postman Pat vans. Mind you, I would have assumed that Comrade Willz would have been more enraged at the Tories seeking to make it easier for employers to get shot of employees at will. THAT, is waaaay more dangerous than making unions work harder to get consent to take industrial action.

Quote: All ballots for industrial action are only valid if 50% of those entitled to vote do so In certain important public services, there is an additional requirement that 40% of those entitled to vote must vote in favour of the action The voting paper must include a summary of the matter or matters in issue in the trade dispute to which the proposed industrial action relates Where the voting paper contains a question about taking part in industrial action short of a strike, the type or types of industrial action must be specified (either in the question itself or elsewhere on the voting paper) The voting paper must indicate the period or periods within which the industrial action or, as the case may be, each type of industrial action is expected to take place All employees entitled to vote must be given key information on the results of the ballot Notification of industrial action will be 14 days- or 7 if agreed with the employer The ballot is valid only for 6 months- or 9 months if agreed with the employer Introduction of a requirement to report to the Certification Officer on industrial action and political expenditure, and enforcement powers by the Certification Officer in relation to these requirements A number of measures are being introduced to tackle intimidation of those willing to work and controls for picket lines So, what is it there that is SO unfair? If a union cannot even get 50% of their membership to vote then it says that the rest dont care much of a fuck for industrial action, right? Currently, 20% of a workforce can ensure that the other 80% have to go on strike if the 80% didnt want to vote. Thats not right, surely! Yes, its going to be harder to strike, its going to mean more negotiating, more ACAS, more jaw jaw and more consent from the MAJORITY of the workforce. Is that really wrong? Course its not. Ive been paying into the CWU for 28 years and i would be mightily fucked off If I had to go out on strike because less than half of the workforce voted for it.

No idea really. I used to go to the comedy club night every so often in town. All a bit hit and miss, some died on their arses some rose to the surface and some went onto TV. Sol Bernstein was fucking brilliant tho.

You sick puppy....

Fucking hell, you are giving out praise. It must be good!!!

I like Harry

You telling me that Dara and Angela are fucking robots???!!!!

You are Banshees, arent you.

Once upon a time he was, probably, the best stand up comedian around. Then, for some reason, he became a bit of a nasty bastard.

ANY news is better than the fucking Election.

I have only ever been bitten by a dog once and that was a Yorkie. That was in 1975 and the little c**t left a tooth sized hole in my hand. He also ate the 1p I had in my hand to buy some chews. I hope the bastard shat it out sideways.

You can stop using words like that on here Icey. We have Mary around for the complicated stuff, stick with the thickies like me!

Grayson Perry. You look fucking ridiculous and thats not in a good edgy 'pushing the boundaries' kind of way.

Nice pussy.

So basically i told you a while back that I had no fucking interest whatsoever in interacting with you here and you STILL fucking quote me/respond to my posts. Fuck off.

This post encapsulates exactly why there is such a chasm between mainland Europe and the UK. We take the piss and the Europeans dont.