Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well, lets face it, she is more than used to having her fanny pounded by a saddle. Having babies is a piece of piss in comparison.

Whaddya mean she has stopped wearing bras? That woman has tits the size of prize marrows. No wonder she now has difficulty walking!!

You are clearly a Tory fan.

Well, it looks like it will miss Norfolk. Anyway, we don't need any nuclear fall out to have babies born here with webbed fingers and 3 eyes....

Well, I went to school in Basildon so, no, I had no education. TQR will back me up on that one.

Shut the fuck up Iain!

It's a generation thing. Never heard of him either.

Oh, I hope they all are!

Dick Trickle and now Roger Rager. Any more utterly stupid names from the world of American motor racing??

I assumed that this was the NEW and THIRD weather system arriving? Anyway, I renewed all the fencing down one side of my garden and put new fence posts in last spring. No cunting hurricane is going to move them an inch. I cannae say the same for next doors fence, though. Mind you, they are the type that will just now leave it to rot into the ground, the wankers.

Ok smart arse, I have amended it!!

Yes, there is a severe whiff of bollocks about this one.

Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old?

EFA.

Hold on, I will go and ask him.

Are you still allowed to have a wank over somebody that is now dead or is that a bit too 'Jimmy Savile? Asking for a friend....

You would need to smoke a joint, or 10, to sit through that Super Bowl shite.

Tbf, both sides have played it cuntishly. He looks as guilty as fuck now and she , the shy, retiring & doesn't seek publicity victim, looks like some sort of money whore who has taken the coin rather than pursue some sort of legal redress/ justice for herself and all the other victims of Jeff and his pals. They actually deserve each other.

You are going to have to tell me, I have never been any good at winning prizes.

I was just pulling your leg.

He was also very good in this... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090424/

TBF, he looks like he has been dressed to go out by a very disinterested carer who just pulled stuff out of the wardrobe without looking.

He reminds me of that Catherine Tate character.

Well, let's all look on the bright side. The Commies will hit London, you will be vaporised and we won' have to read your stupid fucking posts any more.