Lord Fellatio Nelson

No Lardy, its not unusual.

Because, if she did, she would have to revert back to its previous incarnation of purchase tax. By all means rip a bollock or three off of her but its ridiculous, in this case, to be critical when there has been VAT, in one form or another, for 77 years!! The fact that how we levied and collected the Tax changed in 1973 because we joined the EEC is a pretty weak argument for bashing her. Then again had the EU still been functioning and working as the old EEC did millions of people who voted to leave would have voted to remain. Thats lifes shit for you.

We already have somebody who thinks they are Mystic Meg, we cannot have another!

My mate was recently rushed to Hospital in agony after winning a 'Who can eat the most Brussel Sprouts' competition. The Doctor said 'Thats the worst case of flatulence ive ever seen in my life! 'I will put you in a private room and we will keep the door shut. 'You will have to be put on an immediate diet of Kippers and Pancakes' My mate asked 'Will the kippers and pancakes cure me? 'No' said the Doctor 'Its the only food we can fit under the door....' I wont post here again..

...........and the atmosphere will be ELECTRIC!!! Fabulous views tho.

Ive just read this. Probably way beyond my intellect but it made me laugh. Much of it painfully true to a generation or summat.

Nah, I dont play that shite. BBC1 9PM Sunday

Im not as sophisticated as you, I will just have to put up with watching the final instalment of Line of Duty on Sunday. Its fucking ace.

I live in hope.

Well its already tomorrow in Aus so thats a lie and its 8.25PM here now and no sign of any nuclear war heads criss crossing West Norfolks skies as yet. We just need to be kept up to date by CA as today will still be today when its tomorrow here. Something like that.

IIRC, there was something written at the time he retired, rather abruptly, which suggested that he was getting the very occasional memory lapse. I think there was also a suggestion that it had scared him and, obviously, it was not the way he wanted to go. There also MAY be something in his flat refusal to join Sir Roger and all the other ex Bonds in an on screen reunion. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132524/The-Man-Olden-Gun-Sir-Roger-Moore-reveals-bid-bring-ex-James-Bonds-star-blockbuster-Sean-Connery-isn-t-keen.html

I must be reading something different. He has already seen the film and its Jasons STEP MOTHER who is going to attend the New York screening. Id say, given that all reports of Connery senior are from Connery junior, it would be wise not to assume the 86 yr old is in fine fettle...or summat.

Im hoping that hag Brady is taken down.

Have the Aussies ever heard of the phrase 'No shit Sherlock' ??

Dunno but, im certain, her tits are her own.

I prefer Burger King.

Yeah, desperation for a pay day quite evident there.

She is above all that sweaty grunting sex!!!!!

Susanna Reid is on Celebrity Pointless, as I type.

Is he dead yet?

She will always be Police Woman to me. Pepper Anderson could have held my truncheon anytime!!

Yeah but if Charon says it it means he really does fucking hate the English!!!

This is where I will completely disagree with you. Corbyns 'backers' are not your 'die hard' Labour voters, they are a selection of Anarchists, idealists, students,disaffected Greens and idiots. These are the people who all joined Labour en masse to vote him in on the basis that he was too fucking stupid not to realise that he was nothing more than a trojan horse for those that had an agenda that wasnt ever going to be popular with the country. The real die hard Labour voters are the very people who will not be voting for Corbyn, people who think he is a complete twat and unelectable. Thats why only 14% of voters want him, its why Labour MPs have resigned and are resigning. You cant say that they are ALL New Labour, can you. True Labour voters are unlikely to touch him witha barge pole.

He wont last more than a month.

I used to work on the same building site as the bloke who built Dr Whos K9. Thats my claim to fame!!