Lord Fellatio Nelson

He doesnt look frail he just looks fucking old, which he is.

I used to like listening to that.

I suspect that you have also just described the smell of a Female Tramps beaver Spadey.

I dont know Northamptonshire that well but, IIRC, there was a Steel industry in Corby once upon a time? I think they had to regenerate it into somesort of rural paradise you could commute home to from Londinium.

...Wanted Dead or Alive?

Oh so Orpington is yet to be relocated to South London like Croydon and Sidcup have? Dagenham and Ilford are now routinely mentioned as being in East London, I assumed Sarf Lundun was also spreading even further to cover whole swathes of Surrey and Kent. At this rate Norfolk will be a borough of North London within the next 20 years.

News has been a tad light of late...........

You have suffered quite enough Icey.

A day off today. The sun has been out for a bit, the weather is quite mild ( not like Texas CA ) and the Pontiac is MOTd and on the road. Fucking ace!!!

Why do you want to go up there? Its full of Haggis eating Kilt wearers shouting 'See you Jimmy!!!' while necking Scotch from the bottle. You will also be in danger of random attacks by rabid Sporrans. Best of luck.

Did you actually see the interview? At no stage did he suggest or even hint that we would 'go to war' with Spain over the Rock. He was actually making a comparison, for better or worse, between May and Thatcher and their similarities in how they have/will fiercely protect the rights of people wishing to remain part of the UK. This will also extend to the rights of Scotland to have another Independence vote which hasnt been refused. This is another example of the Press and the Media trying to fuck over the Government, a Government I dont really like, but hey ho. If you believe all that you read, the UK is on its knees, unemployment is at an all time high, businesses are folding left, right and centre and everybody is leaving the Country to go and live in the more prosperous EU. Naturally, as the Tories would do, they have decided to go to War with Spain ( Aircraft Carriers are waiting to leave Plymouth as we speak ) to cover up our sinking into the pit of despair or summat. Dont believe all that you read.

You forgot to add 'Racist' to the list.

How the fuck is he going to cope when he finds out that God is a Honky??!!

Id love to see a remake of The Marx Brothers Classic 'Fuck Soup' Then, maybe, follow it with that cunnilingus classic 'The Licker Man' To close an evening of entertainment, you would have to sit down and watch a bit of British satire, namely The Cock Brief.

For some reason, I cannot help but read that last one as 'My little whores tough day..'

Well you havent. We live in hope tho.

Well, if you dont count crusty socks, then yes!!

Thats them fucked then. There arent any left!!

'Authoritative' sounds close enough.

So a dictatorship is ok so long as they bring prosperity and clean up the Planet? Hmmm.

Well, whatever happens, it wont matter to you because you are Norwegian and therefore neutral.

To think, once upon a time, there were that many of them you would have assumed there was a fuggin factory churning them out.

Well they havent 'instantly' rejected it because Wee Jimmy has to write a letter to The Wicked Lady requesting that she allow the referendum and THEN the Wicked Lady writes back, if she wants to coz she doesnt have to, telling Wee Jimmy to 'Go fuck Yourself' or words to that effect. Personally, Id say 'Yeah, you can have a referendum but you will have to have it before November you Ginger cunt' ....or words to that effect.

Ne ne nenenenene ne ne nineteen is my age too. Unfortunately, what I see in the mirror isnt!

The best way to prep, IMHO, is to gorge on kebabs, take some illegal drugs and shag until your genitalia becomes too sore to carry on. Mind you, If i did all that anyway I would be so much happier.