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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
To be fair... Allegedly, people had to flee out of the vehicles path so were fortunate not to end up dead. Belgium is and was already at a heightened state of alert due to previous attacks and it was armed soldiers, previously put onto the streets, that stopped the terrorist going any further with the attack. After London yesterday it would be bollocks not to assume that, pretty much, all major Euro cities were on an even heightened alert meaning that the Belgian response would have been quicker. Westminster Bridge has been reopened because we have to carry on and there is no fucking way on Planet Earth the Police or anybody else is really going to stop somebody hiring a 2016 Hyundai Tuscon from Enterprise Rentacar and playing Deathrace 2000 through any pedestrianised British High St, let alone Westminster Bridge. Finally, the terrorist got through the open gate to confront those Coppers because it had been opened to allow the acting Met Commisioner to exit after a meeting, hence he witnessed the attack and cannot lead the Police inquiry as he is now a material witness. Just to balance things and stuff old chap. -
Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Fuck the European Court of Human Rights. -
Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Yeah, like me. -
I kinda like the notion that this is a 'chilling' website.
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Cant you just tell them, if they ask, that they were cheap because they were a 'special offer' or something?
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You mean they wont post? Is it expensive to post to the IOM?
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Im surprised somebody hasnt taken a crow bar to that and ebayed it.
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There are a few others on here that also know his real identity. There are a few on here that also know mine but they dont necessarily know my phone number and/or address.
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So, basically, he was let back into the forum so he could continue to post utter shit like that? Fucking hell.
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
A vehicle that I do not wish to make a habit of using. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
This morning I took a ferry from the West of Town across The River Great Ouse to the Town centre. I have never been on it before and such a simple little journey had me suppressing a fucking large grin. I then went through town to the bus station to get a bus, yes a BUS home!!!!!!!!! -
Nobody would wish ill on anybody, unless you are Zorders, and I wish none on Creep but whatever way you cut it he is an annoying twat and the place has had a nice rest from his post count flooding.
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Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I think they are all fucking useless so id not be making any recommendations. -
Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Look, I know you hate the Tories but why do you think Labour and the Lib Dems havent been making a song and dance about this?? They were ALL at it, all cheating the system, all creative accounting. The Tories got found out fair and square but lets not start shitting over one Party when they were all at it. -
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I will kill myself before I get to that stage. -
Amazing just how many posts are devoted to her considering the probability that she will outlive many of the 49 other names.
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Scottish Independence
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Pistol Knight's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
FFS!! Say what you mean!! -
Scottish Independence
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Pistol Knight's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I think there are too many assumptions. Whether Scotland remains or leaves the rest of the UK has no bearing on EU membership whatsoever. Scotland is leaving the EU whether it stays or goes. It will have to apply to rejoin, it could take years and there is a 99.99999999999% probability that at least one country will veto its application. It wont even be allowed to become somesort of associate member. Im all for democracy and respect the right of Scottish people to decide its own future but, whatever way its cut, its out of the EU. Sturgeon and the EU have already confirmed that it would require applying for so Im fucked If I know why she is hell bent on yet another referendum. Scottish exports to the rest of the UK are four times more valuable than to the rest of the EU, its a big fuck off no brainer to an economy that is hardly in rude health. -
What country? Oh right, you mean ENGLAND!!! Thats another thing for Sturgeon to throw at us in her demand for a referendum!!!
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Well, he can hear a little bit and he has a careline which, to him, is the lifeline or summat. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Oh CA, The Brits have had those for years!! -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
So, today, im working on a line, up a pole and its fucking tall and wobbly and im old and no likey climbing tall wobbly poles anymore. Some old duffer, walking stick in hand, hobbles towards me. He is as deaf as a post and he is saying something but I cant here too well coz im fucking miles up the pole or summat. He asks me if Im working on the lines because his line is out of service. I tell him I am and its his line im working on. Im irritated because he has reported the fucking fault and im the engineer FFS, do the maths you old twat. Soon Ive sorted the problem out then go into his house to be greeted by a nice old fella who is surrounded by walls full of the most beautiful water colour paintings created by his old and worn hands. I was invited back anytime to view more as he shook me warmly by the hand while thanking me profusely for getting his phone line/careline back in action. I must learn patience and I must learn not to judge. I must learn to breathe. -
World War Three
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Davey Jones' Locker's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Interesting. -
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Okay. Why? -
Kate And Gerry
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy's topic in DeathList Forum
I cant remember but you were probably spot on with your last sentence.