Lord Fellatio Nelson

Yes but, IIRC, other aspects of the investigation where they organized searches and suchlike were financed by generous donors?

Fair comment Lardy but, Id suggest, the drugs that she is undoubtedly still on are causing her erratic behaviour. Its not like she hasnt had professional help before to quit them.

I presume he is a bit fucked when it comes to close up sleight of hand tricks then.

Do they actually have some way of presenting to the public exactly where all this money is going? I take it the £85k has been given directly to Plod but Id like to know where the fuck every penny went that they actually had their hands on by way of generous donations. Ok, I know they used a shed load on their Court shite but that wouldnt account for all of it, surely? Im actually surprised they havent paid Yvette Fielding and Derek Acorah a wedge to wander round that apartment, as you do...................

Is she? Is she REALLY? It wasnt that long ago she was supposedly homeless and fucking potless. No more than, what seems like months later, she is living in Marbella and walking around with a Prada fucking handbag with £600 (near enough in euros) inside it before she got mugged. She needs no help, she is a fucking CUNT!!!!!!

I think he was diagnosed with Alzheimers a few years ago.

Bit of a fucking killjoy arent you!

Well you will just have to wank to the stills then!

Norwich have just sacked Alex Neil.

You forgot to add that Corbyn looks like a cunt.

Well it was well ahead of its time Handy. Its now coming in to its own or summat.

WW3 is the very last thing I will ever worry about!

Wasnt he labelled the 'French Elvis Presley?

A couple of our female engineers pondered what would happen if they didnt turn up for work today, what with it being womens day and what would happen if every woman had a day off. The answer in their case would have been absolutely fuck all as they are both shit engineers who can barely get through a day without calling for help.

If I phone a number and get the answer phone and I dont leave a message its obviously not an important call. If its obviously not important why the fuck are you trying to ring me back 3 hrs later you fucktard.

Ahhhh, so I was being thick then.

He is already dead or am I being as thick as shit and completely missing the point Handy?

Two women dead and others injured after a car went out of control in Manchester Hospitals car park. The driver was arrested on suspicion of causing death and injury by dangerous driving. He is EIGHTY NINE YEARS OLD. Now I know not all older drivers are fucking deadly but Im still waiting for my insurer to do the deed after some 70 to 80 yr old obese fucktard took me out on a roundabout ( but has denied blame) and its not the first case of people being run over in car parks by doddery old farts that press the accelerator rather than the brake. Maybe a check every three months on their suitability to drive should be mandatory when they hit 80. The damage to mine probably cost over 5K to put right, not just the door and lower arch but airbags at 2K a pop, new headlining, seat cover, belt and a zillion sensors. Thats why insurance is going through the roof, light damage but everything else that went off to protect the occupants cost a fugging FORTUNE!

Just kick the twat out, he no longer has any redeemable qualities.

Join the club. I dont think I can go a single night without waking up more than once. My dreams are also becoming more bizarre.

I have, its essential reading!!

Yes but, come on CA, he is a trier!!

Maybe we need to send in Lardy and Toast in some sort of undercover operation, mission to be decided.

Yeah, I mean this is Deathlist. If you want happy clappy go and find Mumsnet or something.

Well McGuinness is in Hospital in a serious condition, supposedly. You wont have long to wait.