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    Bruce Forsyth

    It was hardly just a chest infection though, was it. He spent 5 days in intensive care and was taken home in an Ambulance crewed by medics. That does tend to suggest that his health is at best, a bit fucked. At 89 you dont have more comebacks than Sinatra, you just get very old and die.
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    Female 'Firsts'

    Anyway, this title Female 'Firsts' sounds too much like something you would see written on a box of Tampons to be taken seriously.
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    Female 'Firsts'

    Tut tut, Toastie!!! Thats a bad wrapped in genius.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    Some of the stuff posted here is so utterly obscure you would think it was just made up. Moreover, how the fuck do people find out all this crud? What depths do they go to to trawl the net for such Euro shite? Fair play.
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    Donald J Trump

    It wont happen, he would be 'dealt with' long before it ever came to that.
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    Donald J Trump

    Probably THE most famous case. It even had Sir Arthur Conan Doyle fooled. What a thick cunt he was!!!
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    Donald J Trump

    I dont know why you feel the need to try and ram home the point to me that its all a big fantasy and Im away with the fairies. What are you trying to prove? Ive never stated that Trump is right or wrong, all Ive said is that it is not beyond the realms of possibility that the US government wouldnt wiretap him for some of the reasons I suggested. You have your views, ive respected them, ive not even disagreed with them, just offered an alternative point of view. Putting up a picture of the Cottingley Fairies is just cuntish. Whatever views you hold have been usurped by you being a bit of a cunt. Nice one.
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    Donald J Trump

    You have decided that, without any evidence, Trump is talking bollocks, thats fair enough. Ive decided that, however fucking wonderful the World thought Obama was, he was President of the most powerful nation on Earth and had to be fucking ruthless to attain that position. Because there is no evidence found and never will be evidence found doesnt mean that it never happened. Thats my opinion but i dont trust Politicians anyway and I trust security services even less.
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    Donald J Trump

    There is none that the public have been made aware of. Probably isnt any whatsoever. Im just mindful that, because Trump is a figure of ridicule, it doesnt mean that he couldnt have been spied on. The lack of any evidence and the probability that there will never be any evidence doesnt neccessarily mean that it never happened. Im mindful of Dr David Kellys 'suicide'.
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    Donald J Trump

    Contingency plan? From the outset Trump was a figure of fun as far as his rivals, the media and the public were concerned. Then he made it through to be nominated. Then there was all the shit about Clinton and the emails. Im not certain that the Republicans ever thought that Clinton just had to turn up, she was a pretty shit candidate, even from this side of the pond. Moreover, did the security services REALLY want to leave it to chance? They had already seen what had happened here, against all the Poll predictions. There is enough there for people to have seriously considered getting an angle on him or some leverage, just to be sure he would fall at the last hurdle.
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    Donald J Trump

    As much as I think he is a w***er, to shoot a leader that was democratically elected, is as bad as it gets, total anarchy. Its not like he has actually gone down the Hitler route, is it.
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    Donald J Trump

    Thats no reason to just throw it all in the bin. Farage didnt think Brexit would win, he said as much when the polls closed. He was wrong! Im not saying that the story is true, what I am saying is that to assume that the story is all bollocks just because we all accept Trumps massive cunt credentials is premature if not a tad naive. Presidents are not nice people, thats why they get to be Presidents. All things are possible.
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    Donald J Trump

    Well one reason COULD be that Trump was doing way better than expected and that the Democrats needed something substantial to derail his Presidency bid. Utterly impossible of course as Obama and the security services would never ever have done something like that, would they now.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    'Best known' bollocks. You never saw the fucking driver.
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    Donald J Trump

    Exactly..
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    Donald J Trump

    Yeah, I mean, no administration has EVER wiretapped anybody, eh.........
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    World War Three

    Well, in reality, they only have so much to go around. Apparently, according to the French security services, they are now trying to influence the French Election.. ((yawn))
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    World War Three

    So, on the one hand, he is seen as a Putin Puppet and on the other a war monger threatening Russia and China. Its all clear now.
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    Non-British Royals

    Is that Iggy Pop?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Thats their first hit. I remember it very well, very nostalgic.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Ive just 'discovered' an Album that would have been well off of my radar at the time because 1) I was 13 and 2) I was only ever interested in the Top Twenty and imagining being forced to service Abba Queen Agnetha. This band had two 'hits' back in 78 ( thereabouts) that now I see was a sacrifice of their talent and ability in order to earn a few bob. You never stop discovering, eh!
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    The Real Marigold Hotel and other OAP get togethers

    I fucking DETEST those fucking shows.
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    The Real Marigold Hotel and other OAP get togethers

    Miriam Stoppard was a bit of a hottie back in her peak days. She has had a damn good career and Im certain that her surname, that she still continues to use some 25 years after her divorce, has had absolutely NOTHING to do with it.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2018

    Paul O'Grady. He has had to pull out of a forthcoming judging stint on that Comic Relief shite for 'personal' reasons. Hmmmm.
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    Bruce Forsyth

    Is he dead yet?
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