Lord Fellatio Nelson

No, we are just webbed fingered wonders.

Its about the amount of goals scored across more than one major league. Greaves hit 366 in The old First division and Serie A and Ronaldo is doing it in Spain and before that Portugal and England. I suppose Greaves should be an idol to me but Ive found him to be a prickly old cunt, a curmudgeon who seemed to be a bit short with people and the like. Apart from his Saint and Greavsie days ive not warmed to the man like some pros. I mean, I should hate Paul Merson but id have a pint with him, he says what most people think, sometimes.

Have you tried giving up posting on here? Go on, it will give you a new lease of life!!

I think, elsewhere on here, there is a link to an Ian St John article in which he states that Greaves is in no position whatsoever to see him due to his current state. He isnt going to get better.

Fascinating.

Thats true, I mean, eventually, you will get rid of syphilis.

Planning a trip to Cambodia Spadey?

David Walliams. As talented as syphilis.

Well we all held you up as the Messiah but you are not a Messaiah you are a very naughty boy!!

Ok, admit it Toastie, you have several acres and can compete with DDT for shouting 'GERROF MOI LAND!!!!!!!

I actually took our old mower don the tip this morning, as Ive had a few days off work. We were given a Hayter electric jobbie which, if you know your Hayters from your Qualcast is THE Rolls Royce of grass cutters. What its going to make of our piss hole of a garden is anybody's guess.

It wasnt that fucking Harrison Ford piloting it, was it?

Well, at this moment in time, I want to put razors into the room. Last week I had to have an ECG which, surprise surprise, didnt come out properly because the young nurse avoided shaving my chest when I pointed out to her that, if she did, Id look like I had mange. So, one week on, Ive just got back from seeing the nurse ( another one) where we both agreed that shaving my body hair was an unavoidable option should I be deemed too hairy. Nursie took one look at my chest and said 'Ther is hairy and there is HAIRY and you are HAIRY. I now have a fucking chest that looks like she has taken a fucking Lawn Mower across it. Im not happy.

Im guessing MK has got around his ban.

Im not sure you are getting the hang of this forum.

This is like telling God to fuck off. You must be an atheist then.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills a pre op Tranny

So many possibilities with a Q&A session there Toastie.

Can you not just have him on a regular ban for being a twat?

Great minds Handy, great minds............

Ok, its not a Sit Com but Ive just seen that Happy Days star Marion Ross is still alive at the age of 88. Just saying, like.

All good then.

There is a nesting box on, IIRC, Norwich cathedral, Anglia News does a regular update on them.

They do.

You did good fella!!!