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    Captain Tom Moore

    Yep, I saw that. They are really going for the throat of L**B***, they fucking hate them!
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    I remember it when it happened, it was all over the news for weeks. Did they not locate its resting place a year or two ago?
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    The Dead of 2022

    Gisooo is the 2022 version of Iain. I will give it two months.
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    Boris Johnson

    Well, all of those pics that are in current circulation have come from somewhere, right?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    As I understand it QVC are considering marketing a Kurt Zouma scarecrow for people that want to keep cats out of their gardens.
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    Captain Tom Moore

    That's nothing. Do some digging on that c**t LadBaby.
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    Roberta McCain

    It doesn't pay to think too much here.
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    Roberta McCain

    Oh, ok then. I will let you off this time but, if do it again, I will be forced to rub your face in a heavily used cat litter tray.
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    Roberta McCain

    Wrong thread.
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    Lata Mangeshkar

    Ok, she is now dead. Let's move the fuck on, eh?
  11. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17554709/family-kicked-out-home-rotherham/?rec_article=true Seriously............
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    Joan Collins ultra glamorous British actress and Hollywood star

    She looks a bit like my Mother in Law.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Potential serial killer, there.....
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    Keir Starmer

    Oh, they have peddled it but, as shit as they are, they are correct. Labour are fucking woeful, the Lib Dems are a joke and everybody else is just fringe shite. THAT is why there is voter apathy, you cannot make the electorate vote for you if you have fuck all to offer. I cannot, in my lifetime, remember the major political parties of this country being so utterly bad that none offer any kind of hope, ambition, honesty and integrity.
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    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Predictions

    Fucking hell, do you need the point hammered home? They refused it, they didn't want it, they were not interested in it. The fact that you KNOW they refused it is the whole sodding point. The fact that a bunch of tossers put them in anyway does not lessen that point.
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    British Character Actors

    Ole Gisooo has been doing well on DL......
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    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Predictions

    Not really the point, is it. The Sex Pistols thought it was a pile of old wank and the fact that they were put in there anyway doesn't change it.
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    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Predictions

    Tbf, they don't need a shitty induction to an old boys club to confirm their genius.
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    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Predictions

    It's an overrated pile of old shit run by a closed shop of music industry 'experts' who pat themselves on the back at how clever and inclusive they are when they shoe horn crap into the nominations. You would, sort of hope that anyone who actually got inducted would tell the committee to fuck off in the same way that people have said 'no thank you' to titles in the New Year honours list. Not very Rock and Roll..
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Harry Wayne Casey is 71 today!!! Don't know who is is?
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    Conspiracy Theories

    Why don't you just fuck off and stay on twitter with all the other fucking anti vax loons.
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    Time Added

    He is finished. Maybe we need to do a something about predicting how long he is going away for.
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    Disc Jockeys

    Yeah, I always thought that Kelly was a bit of a bastard away from the camera. As you say, the mask slips sometimes.
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    Disc Jockeys

    So my suspicions about Lorraine Kelly are correct????
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    Joni Mitchell

    Yes, he does!!!
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