Lord Fellatio Nelson

That only really works if you are from across the Pond.

At the very least she could have had some Forget me nots planted in the garden. Obviously, she wants him to forget.

Oh Handy!! If she was flat chested she would still be lovely. Being attractive isnt just about a pair of tits, a sense of humour, intelligence and having a personality can be mega sexy IMHO. Mind you, Im not normal am I.

How the fucking hell did you manage to exist here under the radar for so long??? Top top work!

You are a wrong'un!!!

Shes very nice but Carol Kirkwood is in my age group and, and , and..........

Not that I know and can see Rocky.

Nope, not her. Ive found out its Lucy Martin.

All I can think of, when I hear the name James COSMO is Les Dawsons pervy character Cosmo Smallpiece. Thats how I roll.

Just now, on BBC1, the weather was presented by a young woman with only one arm. Well I say one arm, she had the other one but it had no hand. Im now wondering, as she has made her appearance on the Beeb, whether she is also a lesbian with a club foot. I feel certain that she must be and have one otherwise she wouldnt have quite fulfilled BBCs strict diversity criteria,

Serious question and setting aside the fact you fucking hate them..... Do you see any possibility that they may try to get entry into the English league? Even if they went straight into the Championship it would be way more profitable than where they are now? Just a thought.

Fair enough but, honestly, does anybody REALLY believe those two anymore? Anyway, im curious to see how Jodie Marsh is starting to look like Pete Burns.

Genuine Lol there Mary, post of the month!

Thats why I only have one or two passwords for most of the places I visit. You will probably have to request a password reset from the sites that you cant remember your passwords for. Obviously, somebody will be along soon to tell you how you can retrieve them all but, fuck it,I will stick my nose in.

Are we talking about THE greatest poster to ever have dwelled on here amongst us mere mortals or am I thinking of another complete w***er?

Its an assault on the eyeballs. I feel like Ive got fuggin snow blindness. Most of the changes havent improved anything at all, its like going into Tescos and finding out they they have moved all the products about, they are still all there but its become a bastard to find them. Its fucking killed the place, I dont feel like I want to be here anymore.

Probably not Toastie.

We have to do regular 'updates' on our iphones for work. They never make the fucking things work better, they make the job harder to do and the 'bugs' they are meant to fix are fixed but replaced by new bugs and so it goes on. Updates for the sake of updates are utter gash.

Agreed. Its fucking horrendous.

He needs to have a word with Ernest Saunders.

"...stressed the need for people to respect the choice of US voters." Except it wasn't. If people are going to make comments about the US presidential election they need a crash course in the electoral college. This is a pretty good history of it. Fair point.I think the general thrust of the article was that there was an absolute hysteria surrounding his Presidency and, from this end of the Atlantic, its all the more strange considering who we have had here on State visits and there were no mass protests or summat. I don't like him at all but taking to the streets here with 'proper' placards, neatly organized by Momentum, the Anti Nazi league and the Socialist workers party wont do fuck all. Just my opinion. There was a massive protest againt Reagan in '84 and he won by a landslide. It's all part of free speech. You can't expect the 49% to roll over if the 51% vote to exterminate them. That's a bit dramatic.I was talking about the Tofu eaters of Islington going down to Westminster to register their false horror at Trumps election. It was a woman's March. I went basically to say I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore. Trump sees women as property, I went just to remind the good folk of the UK that adopting some of his policies and attitudes might not be a vote winner. Er, yeah.An Ian Dowie devotee, are we? No. I worship at the alter of Big Sam, those were the days. I am obviously missing some context here. You are.

"...stressed the need for people to respect the choice of US voters." Except it wasn't. If people are going to make comments about the US presidential election they need a crash course in the electoral college. This is a pretty good history of it. Fair point.I think the general thrust of the article was that there was an absolute hysteria surrounding his Presidency and, from this end of the Atlantic, its all the more strange considering who we have had here on State visits and there were no mass protests or summat. I don't like him at all but taking to the streets here with 'proper' placards, neatly organized by Momentum, the Anti Nazi league and the Socialist workers party wont do fuck all. Just my opinion. There was a massive protest againt Reagan in '84 and he won by a landslide. It's all part of free speech. You can't expect the 49% to roll over if the 51% vote to exterminate them. That's a bit dramatic.I was talking about the Tofu eaters of Islington going down to Westminster to register their false horror at Trumps election. It was a woman's March. I went basically to say I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore. Trump sees women as property, I went just to remind the good folk of the UK that adopting some of his policies and attitudes might not be a vote winner. Er, yeah. An Ian Dowie devotee, are we?

I mean, who talks about necking booze in terms of units!! Is TF Doctor Hilary Jones?

The thalidomide generation. How did they wipe their arses?

No its not. Ladies and gents , another cock warbler has joined/opened another account on the forum.