Lord Fellatio Nelson

That was one of the stipulations, no ciggies and no booze.

Walmart. They own ASDA over here. Yeah ... There isn't an Asda near me. Or a Morrisons. ........not that you would be seen dead in either of those establishments Toastie..... Not at all, when I lived in more urban surroundings my nearest one was Safeway, now owned by Morrisons unless I'm mistaken. There was an Asda in town which I did visit occasionally, but I can't say I favoured it. It was called something else before, what would that have been. I think it was Gateway. Gateway? That's a blast from the past. Lady FN won a trolly dash in a magazine competition a few years back. Our choice of venue was limited to stores we didn't normally shop in so it ended up being the local Morrisons. We were there at 7am on a cold February morning and, well, it was fuggin brilliant!!!! Had meat and washing liquids/tablets and the like for life. We don't shop at Morrisons.

John Hugecock. I picked it coz I didn't like the generated one

Walmart. They own ASDA over here. Yeah ... There isn't an Asda near me. Or a Morrisons. ........not that you would be seen dead in either of those establishments Toastie.....

Walmart. They own ASDA over here.

She's 69. How good are any of us gonna look when we are 69? I think people, and when I say people, I mean the Daily Fucking Cuntmail, should stop giving her a hard time. So what if she likes a drink? Don't we all? And fuck me I'd drink if I was married to that clown. She looks ill Lardy as in really ill.

Exactly. So long as people don't take the piss it does no harm and keeps the forum ticking over.

Who is the TV and Radio star who was fleeced by a , now jailed, rent boy? Cryptic clues at the ready or summat. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2699483/alex-garrigan-trampling-fetish-tv-star-blackmailed-crack-use/ Edit: Just had a thought, it wouldn't be the brother of a celeb that 'weally' licks the arses of the people he interviews?

Fucking show-off. What? Why? I think LFN is suggesting that only Posh people shop in Waitrose. It is great in Market Harborough Waitrose shares a car park with Aldi. People come out of Waitrose with a small bag of shopping and then go into Aldi to fill a trolley. It was Deathray, not LFN. Ironically I specifically went to Waitrose because their price for Cirio tinned tomatoes (now that possibly makes me posh) was easily the lowest of all the supermarkets available to me. I also shopped in Home Bargains and Sainsburys yesterday. I'm not a creature of habit when it comes to supermarkets. As I live several miles from the nearest town, and more or less equidistant from several towns, I go to whichever one is likely to serve my purposes at the time. So I may be spotted in Waitrose, Aldi, Sainsburys, Lidl, Tesco or occasionally Iceland. Horses for courses. Deffo posh.

..........anyway. Judy Finnegan. Pictured with her hubby Richard Madeley, she looked fucking horrendous and its not down to old age.

He will mean bugger all to everybody else but to the residents of a Norfolk town he was a legend. http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/much_loved_king_s_lynn_busker_juggling_jim_has_died_1_4860369 RIP Jim.

So................. You ask for Windsor Superkings, they don't have them. You ask for JPS, ditto, You ask for L&B, they have none, nuffink, zilch. You ask 'What do you actually have? They reply 'We cant tell you' You then fuck off without any ciggies. Yes, the anti smoking crusade could work!!

You've outdone yourself in that post charon. Alcoholism good. Life-saving medical treatment bad. Modern medical science a load of rubbish and doctors are all hippies. Just stop taking medication he needs (antidepressants aren't handed out lightly) and get hammered. Quit a course that he's already invested three and half, maybe four and half years of his life in and all students are lazy wankers. Do you write for the Daily Mail? A/ I'm not stupid enough to read newspapers, so only vaguely get the Mail thing, plus foreign Press. B/ antidepressants are handed out like sweeties. Try it and see "oh doctor, my life is miserable because Fern Britton is taken" for example, will keep you in SPAM for months. C/ overpaid hippies....why do you rarely see a doc in their late 50's any more? Cause they've hit the max pension fund and are in Vietnam fucking children. D/ alcoholism never did me any harm. Look at how well rounded I turned out This is why this place is the bollocks!

There wont be a blockade. There will not be a World War.

Is he dead yet?

I was going to spout on about life being too short and stuff. It is. Go and get a real job and enjoy life.

Word is he won't be coming back and his show is being axed, with Dermot O'Leary replacing it http://radiotoday.co.uk/2017/01/dermot-oleary-hosts-his-last-radio-2-afternoon-show/ They should leave it the fuck alone, they do have to tinker with things, the wankers.

Well yet another warning about what we eat has been given. The FSA has decided that the browner or more burnt your potato or toast is increases the that you COULD get cancer.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11996554/Crunchy-toast-could-give-you-cancer-FSA-warns.html Cancer from eating toast?!?! Paul Young is now shitting bricks.

"the 1977 Innsbruck Winter Olympics" No such event in history. All you had to do was correct it by saying it was 1976 not 1977, you twat.

Anybody watching 'Taboo' on the Beeb? Maybe its me but its a crock of shit. A Tom Hardy jolly. David Hayman acts him off the screen.

We have RAF Marham 5 miles up the road and the USAF Bases at Mildenhall and Feltwell within range. No extra activity up here at all.

Well, going by that photo, she's clearly not permanently consigned to a wheelchair. That's just one of those functional wheelchairs for the temporarily incapacitated, or other one-off use. Why the fuck is she wearing Nike Trainers? Its not like she is going to be fucking jogging or owt, is it!

He is a massive cunt. That is putting it mildly. Im in a good mood.

He is a massive cunt.

In recent times, only George W Bush who lost the popular vote to Al Gore and the margin was a lot smaller than Trump/Clinton. You have to go back over 100 years to the previous ones. Ok so it has happened before. Say no more.