Lord Fellatio Nelson

How many Presidents have been sworn in with less votes gained than their rival?

Fair point, but the guy looks terrible. Also, just discovered that Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson (duet who represented UK in the Eurovision) are still alive at the ages of 95 and 97, living in a retirement home for entertainers. I believe that is Brinsworth House.

I reckon Z hated Broccoli ( as well as Phantom, Muzzies, Gays, his parents and Werthers originals ) but he was a mega weirdo.

The priest, the son of love (aka the child abandoner), and son of light? What happened to Conquest, War and Famine? I didn't see too much love and light in Revelation 6. Fucking hell CA, don't get him started!!!

The day off and Its too pissing cold to work on the car. I now have to put together two wardrobes, one chest of drawers and set up a TV. At least it will be in the warm, I suppose.

Britt Ekland was food poisoned back in August 2016, and her beloved dog Tequila died about a month later. However, it's highly unlikely that Britt will pass away anytime soon. It would be devastating if she did. I'm curious as to why Britt's death would be devastating. Are you two personal friends? Well he cant wank to a corpse can he................or can he? Hahah, of course not. I would never wank to a corpse, that would be disturbing and pathetic. In all seriousness, to answer your question, deadsox, Britt is one of the most famous Swedes post-Garbo/Ingrid Bergman era. She's right up there with people like Maud Adams, Ann-Margret and May Britt (Sammy Davis, Jr.'s ex). In addition, there are also a few Americans with partial Swedish ancestry like Tippi Hedren (50%, paternal lineage), Mamie Van Doren (75%) & Julie Newmar (maternal lineage, 25% I think)! I'd hate to see any of them go. I mean, you were around back in the 70s, so you should be able to 'get' why Britt would be a national treasure for us. We're very off-topic now but I blame that on the new Finn bladan. PERKELE. Julie Newmar.

Britt Ekland was food poisoned back in August 2016, and her beloved dog Tequila died about a month later. However, it's highly unlikely that Britt will pass away anytime soon. It would be devastating if she did. I'm curious as to why Britt's death would be devastating. Are you two personal friends? Well he cant wank to a corpse can he................or can he?

Er, have there been any other times when you haven't expected semen Handy? Retrograde ejaculation only - I'm tired of sleeping in the wet spot. I don't think I can add to that statement.

Even electrons are not waves and particles at the same time. They are just fucking electrons. It's our language who can't describe them because we don't know anything which is not wave nor particle. And the fucking cat is dead or alive, dead and alive is just a logical paradox to show how Copenaghen interpretation is wrong for macroscopical systems. Well, if I'm dead that explains a great deal. Why I can't sleep. Or lose weight. Why my hair is falling out. What happened to my sex life. You know, the big questions of life..... ............and you think you are the only one!!!!!

FTFY

How exactly is the UK 'bullying' Scotland? Scotland has done very well out of the UK and will continue to do so, irrespective of Brexit. Im mindful of the fact that, despite the surge of nationalism, the rest of the UK hasn't told Sturgeon to keep her begging bowl in the cupboard, on the contrary, the money keeps rolling in. Look, whatever Scotland decides to do it will do,Ive no axe to grind but this constant fucking carping is getting on my tits. If Scotland votes for independence they are FUCKED. They will not be given membership of the EU, that will be vetoed by the Spanish for starters and the rest of the UK will make a big song and dance about cutting all funding for North of the Border double quick, no fucking transitional agreement for them. The Welsh haven't whinged, the Irish, despite voting to remain in the EU, haven't thrown their rattles out of the pram but Wee Jimmy is jumping up and down making threats to go for another referendum knowing full well that they will be monumentally fucked if they vote to go. The idea that, even via low business tax and incentives, she could attract industry north is also bollocks. That was tried with Linwood back in the early 60s...the rest is history. Basically have a fucking referendum, go with the result then shut the fuck up. Please.

Real men aren't embarrassed by love songs. A great song is a great song. Heard 'This guy's in love with you' on't radio this morning. Brilliant song by a man that wasn't known for singing.

Who the fuck are all these newbie newbies suddenly pouring in and posting shite? Look, posting shite is MY job. PS: At least introduce yourselves...............

She needs to stop sabre rattling and fuck off.

Er, have there been any other times when you haven't expected semen Handy?

She's a cunt, take it from me. Explain.

No doubting his cunt credentials but he makes some valid points. He's certainly railing against the orthodoxy. It's just a matter of how long before he is the orthodoxy. If he is lucky he will go a full first term. The next President will spend their first term undoing everything that Trump did. Im kinda looking forwards to seeing BMW crushed under the 'possible' tariffs imposed by the US and the UK. All those prospective owners are going to have to shift more drugs than ever to afford one.

No doubting his cunt credentials but he makes some valid points.

Also known as Dr Zorders.

1. It states in the story he 'almost' died.2. For a corpse, he sounded remarkably well on Friday morning. 3. If you're not sure, don't be posting shit. 4. Again, if you're not sure, find out first. Then post. It's not a competition to see who's first to post about the demise of any celebs. 5. There's a radio thread. Might have been better to post this non information there. 6. Thanks for dropping in. Have a nice day. Terms and conditions are stated in the small print. I can magnify it if you like? And in any case, when he thankfully does die I can claim I reported it first, which would hugely impress Morbid Kid and the boasters. I had a lovely day thanks...was yours a bit stressy? 11 posts ( on that account ) in and they are going toe to toe with the Admin. Fings aint wot they used to be.

Good fucking job its Lady FN who goes in there then!! That's about once in a blue moon, mind you.

Baiting me will never work!!

Pickled herring? That's good enough for me!

I saw it on the box, excellent performance. Bet you were buzzing after that. I got to listen (3pm blackout fuck you) to Newcastle get 3 injuries (Anita, Gayle and Hayden) and in a match to some of our most important players, all resulting in substitutions and only beat Brentford by virtue of a shit referee who didn't award them two clear penalty shouts (according to the absolutely atrocious local radio commentators). And now Newcastle have a mid-week cup replay to contend with, when they've barely got enough players in good shape for our league matches. Hopefully some of the U21s and U18s get a big day out a St. James Park (do a Liverpool but intend to lose). Newcastle will go up, I reckon Leeds will follow them.

...........anyway Alex Neil will be sacked in the next 7 days.