Lord Fellatio Nelson

I went to watch Spurs today. Fucking awesome. That is all.

For the attention of Mary.... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=788_1484421486

I don't need yours!!

'She' is my guilty pleasure.

Hale has been in the odd drama over the years, Pace has disappeared completely.

He was and is just a Trojan horse, a shit Trojan horse.

Well my cock stopped years ago and its never been correct. Edit: Oh, you said CLOCK........................

That's the French for you. If it moves fuck it, if it doesn't move fuck it till it does.

Why the word 'necessarily'? He is simply NOT DEAD..... Thus making Bass an asshole for posting his winner for Non News Story of 2017 here of all places.SC it A R S E and I don't fucking care if you are a Yank, its a UK site. ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass Now you knew I couldn't pass that up. *smooch* Bastard.

Tim Farron. Come on, I ask you, only the Libs would have elected a leader that looks like a school prefect with a face that looks like its been squished slightly out of shape by a giants hands. He isn't so much a limp dicked Politician, he doesn't even have a dick to limp.

Why the word 'necessarily'? He is simply NOT DEAD..... Thus making Bass an asshole for posting his winner for Non News Story of 2017 here of all places.SC it A R S E and I don't fucking care if you are a Yank, its a UK site. Sounds like someone's Union Jack panties got a twist in em, settle down Gomer. SC I don't do Union Jacks, Im English.

Im mindful that there is no such thing a 'fair' society or a Government that will get it right even 50% of the time. I don't like the Tories but hate Labour even more, as for the Lib Dems.....wankers. I have a sister who has been a nurse for 25 years, a brother who has Downs Syndrome, a widowed mum, a self employed married son and a daughter with a boyfriend who both get by in rented accommodation while she works in a Car insurance office and he wipes arses and helps medicate the elderly for a NHS contractor. I think, therefore, Im pretty au fait with our care system, our NHS, the struggles that people face to make ends meet and the like. Lady FN and I had it tough. Kids, one wage and a council house on an estate that made Alcatraz look like the Hilton was a pretty tough start yet we got by, had to. The odd £20 here and there from our parents would always help get some food and bring some relief but life wasn't that easy. Maybe all of the above has coloured my judgement but there has always been poverty and hardship yet the country I live in now is so ill equipped to deal with it its ridiculous. Hand on heart, how many Poles, Lithuanians, Portuguese and other EU migrants into the UK use food banks? Come on, honestly, how many? Not many at all. For some reason they manage, many on low wages, privately renting, driving 12 year old cars all managing, all still desperate to remain here, be part of our society, our culture and adopt our values. We have bred a society that considers having a job that doesn't suit them beneath them and will continue to utilise a welfare system to maintain a standard of living that best suits them because, to them, its the Government that pays and not each and every taxpayer in the Country. Ive spent over 25 years in a job that has allowed me to meet every walk of life, the rich, the poor, the strong and the weak and, honestly, there is a significant majority out there that have expectations beyond their income, intelligence and work ethic. These people are the true 'underclass' of the UK, the very people that the rest of us are pissing money at when the TRUE needy are fucked over by he Government of the day because it simply wont come out and admit that there are significant amounts of 'dead wood' amongst the population that have no interest in helping themselves or playing a part in laying the foundations for our future generations, like their offspring.. Through all of that, I and my missus have worked and fucking worked to the point where we are comfortable enough not to shit bricks if the Fridge dies tomorrow or to go and book a holiday in the sun. As a taxpayer, a working class taxpayer, I understand that under a Tory Government the harder I work the more money Im allowed to keep but under a Labour Government the harder I work the more they will take from me. A stark choice. The Tories answer to all woes is to privatise, Labours is to throw money at the problem. Both approaches are bollocks so, until somebody comes up with a plan I have to make the best voting choice for me. Selfish? Yes. Honest? Deffo. The couple of weeks the press and media have been all over the 'crisis' in the NHS, they haven't given much space to the current crisis in many of the hospitals across Europe....... Its shit everywhere, isn't it?

Why the word 'necessarily'? He is simply NOT DEAD..... Thus making Bass an asshole for posting his winner for Non News Story of 2017 here of all places.SC it A R S E and I don't fucking care if you are a Yank, its a UK site.

He had his hands all over Morph for years!!

I read somewhere recently he had his hands up the skirts of 12-year-old and 14-year-old girls in the 70s. Basically a serial predator like Saville. Yeah, he also assaulted a blind woman. Allegedly he put something in her hand and said 'Can you guess what it is yet? How does she know it was him? That "12 year old" was the star witness today - seriously, this ain't going well for Rolf Indeed. Asked for his autograph, got his signature move. (Allegedly). In full view of her mother. The Voice of Young Maryport loved Rolf's television appearances when he (VOYM) was young. Tbh I never considered Rolf creepy or blatant paedo material. So this whole thing briefly surprised me when it all kicked off. Me neither. I always considered him a 'non sexual' person, I mean, you would never think of your Gran being given a large portion and you would NEVER have thought Rolf was the type of person to use his knob for anything but having a piss. I was well shocked!!

I read somewhere recently he had his hands up the skirts of 12-year-old and 14-year-old girls in the 70s. Basically a serial predator like Saville. Yeah, he also assaulted a blind woman. Allegedly he put something in her hand and said 'Can you guess what it is yet? How does she know it was him? Ummmmmm.

Local news ITV Anglia are on Armageddon alert, currently broadcasting live from Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex costal areas where the reporters are 'live and getting sexually aroused' at the prospect of coastal flooding. Well it fills the news.

FTFY. That's what the vast majority of people do. Even our bus company manages to get buses out these days. I managed to fight my way through the bitter blizzards to Oxford this evening, and back again. We did actually have a blizzard here this morning, just as I happened to be working outside in a box in the ground. I managed to survive.

I really need to calm down.

I read somewhere recently he had his hands up the skirts of 12-year-old and 14-year-old girls in the 70s. Basically a serial predator like Saville. Yeah, he also assaulted a blind woman. Allegedly he put something in her hand and said 'Can you guess what it is yet? She didn't see him coming! Unlike his other poor victims Topped by the Master.

I read somewhere recently he had his hands up the skirts of 12-year-old and 14-year-old girls in the 70s. Basically a serial predator like Saville. Yeah, he also assaulted a blind woman. Allegedly he put something in her hand and said 'Can you guess what it is yet?

I rest my case! Well you could if they'd delivered it, boom, tish, here all week. It was some outfit called 'DX' who did the delivery, never heard of them, probably a renamed existing outfit.

I agree.

I rest my case!

I hope for your sake it's not UKMail. Im hoping its not Yodel, another complete shower of shit. So far today Ive had 4 slices of toast, 1 bowl of cornflakes, 3 boiled eggs, 5 cheese on crackers, two pickled onions, two bags of crisps and two cups of tea..................while I FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!