Lord Fellatio Nelson

Jesus wept. You pull out names that 99.99% of the population would not have a clue about. She was in Crossroads? That's top top work Spadey.

cmon she's as British as Apple Pie . What were 80 odd year olds doing going on cruises anyway shouldn't they be in a home pissing themselves . Apparently, she had lived in the States since 1955...............

The British press cant help themselves. One of the Airport shooting victims is 'British' apparently, yeah, she was 80 something and was probably a GI bride and hadn't seen blighty for nearly 70 years. Its like 'we must find a British angle to this' Bollocks.

I thought he was dead!!!!! I assumed they got his skeleton out of props as and when.

That could be a smart pick.

If somebody told me that there was a way I could pay less tax, let alone no tax, id be in there like a Rat up a U bend. Should I really begrudge somebody for doing what I would do and MILLIONS of other people? We are a nation that has a dislike of other peoples wealth and success yet we still do the lottery and, if we win, we would not be making huge donations to charidee... The Barlows and Jimmy Carrs may not be ethical in their tax payments but good luck to them. I shall just arry on working my tits off and not feel bitter at all, its life. And therein lies the problem with today's polictics. We have no debate about what Government should provide on our collective behalfs. If we want roads, hospitals, schools, drains, border guards... we need taxes. They shouldn't be an evil they should be supporting the society we all crave. I don't mind paying tax and I expect everybody else who earns to make a proportional contribution. What does piss me off is the incessant calls to hammer the rich because they are rich. Proportional taxing is fine but some people want to go down the road of being Robin Hood and taking that much money off the wealthy that they are no longer wealthy. Its large swathes of the wealthy that create wealth, create jobs and create the circumstances for people like me to earn a living, get a mortgage and feel like im not just existing. There will never be enough money for public services, the money required is monumental. Maybe we need to look at how what we pay into the system is actually spent before we are creamed for even more. Anyway more to the point, you are from Norfolk, that is almost as cheap and run down as Zimbabwe, you should pay taxes with all the money you save living there!!!! Yeah, I think you are now moving into the MK/ Zorders '.....you have become an irritating twat....... ' territy Note to self- nerve hit with Norfolk comment Note to you - I don't give a shit for your comments, you are as funny as Ebola. You are a one trick pony, a poor mans Mike Yarwood . You are boring the tits off me.

You are but your personality shines through. FUCK YOU. Also Going For Gold was fucking brilliant. It would be like shagging a fossil Lardy, you need somebody your own age.

If somebody told me that there was a way I could pay less tax, let alone no tax, id be in there like a Rat up a U bend. Should I really begrudge somebody for doing what I would do and MILLIONS of other people? We are a nation that has a dislike of other peoples wealth and success yet we still do the lottery and, if we win, we would not be making huge donations to charidee... The Barlows and Jimmy Carrs may not be ethical in their tax payments but good luck to them. I shall just arry on working my tits off and not feel bitter at all, its life. And therein lies the problem with today's polictics. We have no debate about what Government should provide on our collective behalfs. If we want roads, hospitals, schools, drains, border guards... we need taxes. They shouldn't be an evil they should be supporting the society we all crave. I don't mind paying tax and I expect everybody else who earns to make a proportional contribution. What does piss me off is the incessant calls to hammer the rich because they are rich. Proportional taxing is fine but some people want to go down the road of being Robin Hood and taking that much money off the wealthy that they are no longer wealthy. Its large swathes of the wealthy that create wealth, create jobs and create the circumstances for people like me to earn a living, get a mortgage and feel like im not just existing. There will never be enough money for public services, the money required is monumental. Maybe we need to look at how what we pay into the system is actually spent before we are creamed for even more. Anyway more to the point, you are from Norfolk, that is almost as cheap and run down as Zimbabwe, you should pay taxes with all the money you save living there!!!! Yeah, I think you are now moving into the MK/ Zorders '.....you have become an irritating twat....... ' territory.

Beaten to it by YoungWillz, got another? Sheila Mercier

June Brown

If somebody told me that there was a way I could pay less tax, let alone no tax, id be in there like a Rat up a U bend. Should I really begrudge somebody for doing what I would do and MILLIONS of other people? We are a nation that has a dislike of other peoples wealth and success yet we still do the lottery and, if we win, we would not be making huge donations to charidee... The Barlows and Jimmy Carrs may not be ethical in their tax payments but good luck to them. I shall just arry on working my tits off and not feel bitter at all, its life. And therein lies the problem with today's polictics. We have no debate about what Government should provide on our collective behalfs. If we want roads, hospitals, schools, drains, border guards... we need taxes. They shouldn't be an evil they should be supporting the society we all crave. I don't mind paying tax and I expect everybody else who earns to make a proportional contribution. What does piss me off is the incessant calls to hammer the rich because they are rich. Proportional taxing is fine but some people want to go down the road of being Robin Hood and taking that much money off the wealthy that they are no longer wealthy. Its large swathes of the wealthy that create wealth, create jobs and create the circumstances for people like me to earn a living, get a mortgage and feel like im not just existing. There will never be enough money for public services, the money required is monumental. Maybe we need to look at how what we pay into the system is actually spent before we are creamed for even more.

If somebody told me that there was a way I could pay less tax, let alone no tax, id be in there like a Rat up a U bend. Should I really begrudge somebody for doing what I would do and MILLIONS of other people? We are a nation that has a dislike of other peoples wealth and success yet we still do the lottery and, if we win, we would not be making huge donations to charidee... The Barlows and Jimmy Carrs may not be ethical in their tax payments but good luck to them. I shall just arry on working my tits off and not feel bitter at all, its life. Yes but why does not every celebrity do it??? Simple question answer it boy or shut up. How do you know they don't? Its also fucking pointless trying to return to the Mugabe act when you threw it away for several posts. Either stick to your 'main' account or get the name changed on this one to something else, you cannot get anymore mileage out of one joke FFS.

You are but your personality shines through.

Game for a Laugh and Going for Gold. He was fucking awful in both!

If somebody told me that there was a way I could pay less tax, let alone no tax, id be in there like a Rat up a U bend. Should I really begrudge somebody for doing what I would do and MILLIONS of other people? We are a nation that has a dislike of other peoples wealth and success yet we still do the lottery and, if we win, we would not be making huge donations to charidee... The Barlows and Jimmy Carrs may not be ethical in their tax payments but good luck to them. I shall just arry on working my tits off and not feel bitter at all, its life.

A yes, Gerald 'every holes a goal' Sinstadt. Brings back memories of the regional ITV sunday football shows.

Carolgees had to buy Spit the Dog back IIRC after he auctioned it off years ago. On Tiswas he introduced 'Cough' the Cat which was so wank Tarrant used to take the piss out of it and him on the show. I think I last saw him on some pile of shite called 'Whos doing the Dishes' a wretched show with 'celebrities' we all thought had long died.

I think he lived(s) in Rochdale and still did Panto. You would have thought that, by now, he would be old enough to know what his fucking left and right foot was without having to paint L and R on his wellies.

You know GARY B A R L O W.

America is not the centre of the music universe. Huge ego? Where? When? He started right at the bottom, touring working mens clubs at the age of 14 doing gigs with just him and a keyboard. He worked his way up, everything he has achieved has been down to hard graft and some luck in the right places. He has never stated that he has the best vocals or the biggest talent but, as a song writer he is pretty fucking good. As an old geezer Ive finally understood the brilliance of Take That, one of the best bands of an era. Even the biggest musical snob would have to concede that.

I've heard several reports of Cliff's back-stage antics over the years. Nothing actually illegal, at least under today's laws, mind, but he's not as squeaky clean as he's made out to be. I have zero respect for him. "Celibate", my arse. Er .... I suspect he has been 'cellibate' into the odd one or three arses Toastie.

Of the greatest importance is the obvious issue we 'Cockneys' will face when Nobby finally goes. He will leave a huge void in the rhyming slang dictionary.

why are you post this mean post think of kanyes feelings. This proves my hypothesis that when an old poster does a mean spirited joke its funny but when I do the same everyone has a freak attack. Double standard much? Just fuck off. You are too immature for an adult forum.

Be careful. Telling everybody that you are 'Off to the Kitchen to have a bit of spotted dick' may have a vertically challenged patron running to the sock draw to take out a size 4 before requesting a demonstration of your talents.

I read this article once about people who had visited the afterlife. This person had visited to be met by her son. They discussed loads of things and, in passing, it was asked how 'Bad' people got on and where they went. Apparently, Hitler was still undergoing 'counselling.............'