Lord Fellatio Nelson

No, because there is no hell. Except maybe Texas in August. You obviously haven't lived on Canvey Island!

I don't think ive ever seen anybody that actually is the definition of evil like Manson. His eyes are just horrendously dead. Will he go to Hell?

Just what is spotted dick?It looks like a really moist fruit cake. Its nothing special its just that the British LOVE Innuendo.

Some of us (me) sail close to the wind but I mean no harm or ill will really. Z was a seriously nasty bit of work and Im fucked if I know why he has ben allowed to waltz back in and start over, like we would NEVER KNOW!!!! MK has been boiling my piss for a while now, he doesn't seem to get that most of us leave ourselves and our private lives out of here and that includes our familes. Generally, if somebody made a sexual joke about my Mum Id kill the cunt stone dead so why its just 'ha fucking ha' when some shit like that is posted on here is not computing to me. I think Sir C is a tool but I wouldn't dream of saying what the little prick said. The boy has blurred the boundaries with real life and the fantasy world he usually inhabits. Fuck him off and fuck off that knob head who thinks we didn't notice him sneak back in. PS: Charon, I wont tell anybody that you are really one of the good guys........

if only you died. You really are a nasty little creature. I wonder what the reaction would have been if lard said that. I'd probably get called a nasty little cunt. Yeah but you are not........an utterly filthy mare yes, a nasty little cunt, no.

I don't know, why is Lesbian porn so popular? (This is a knock-knock joke I take it?) ...............because when it comes to porn they have it licked!!!!! Boom Boom!!

Pornhub is a bit shit.

Lets hope so.I hope Peter Sutcliffe Ian Brady Peter Tobin Ian Huntley and Steve Wright follow Mansons lead. Got an issue with DJs as well? Well there have been a fair few had their past misdeeds catch up with them the past few years I suppose In the unlikely event this wasn't a joke he means the lorry driving prostitute murderer in Suffolk a few years ago. He was a forklift truck driver. Im just wondering, like, when you take HGV driving lessons do you also have to do theory tests on how to kidnap French women hitch hikers from motorway slip roads or summat?

This thread needs a Handy post. Something rather distasteful, unpleasant or down right 'Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat' that she has heard or read about.

Nice to see some good, articulate and intelligent newbies joining. They will balance out the forum bell ends ( me ) a treat.

I'm glad you've asked, because I have no idea either. Pretendy. I see. So it's a pretendy word for the word pretendy. FTFY.

if only you died. You really are a nasty little creature. I wonder what the reaction would have been if lard said that. She wouldn't have, infact, in recent memory, only Zorders and you would have and have said that kind of shit. You truly are a fucking horror story.

if only you died. Time to ban this cunt. Permanently.

Well if they are - I'm willing to do some freelance writing for them. I can be contacted by PM. In addition your editor needs kicked up the arse; which of these is a more apt or accurate headline "Ealing vicarage rape victim Jill Saward dies" "Anti-sexual assault campaigner Jill Saward dies" Im not sure the BBC is quite ready for your 'How to choose the correct sock to wank into' just yet. Give it time tho.

Well it means legal Tendy as in the money in your pocket and 'Lardy has a Tendy to get shit faced on Vodka. I also Tendy to talk bollocks.

Any fucker can speak Italian, you just wave your arms about a lot like a demented chimp while shouting.

It means that she is very ill.

Oh she'll die alright. It's just a matter of whether it's one week or 100 years from now. I mean she's got long-liver genes but I can hardly see her coming near 190. Phil the Greek on the other hand ..... I think he had to give up competitive Carriage driving in his 60s. That's a bit of an elitist sport but you have to be a hard bastard to do it, Phil had many a hard meeting with the ground while competing. He is made of granite. The fact remains though that neither he or the Queen are immortal and at some point the nation will be faced with that fact. That's a 'Bears shit in the woods' statement.

Oh she'll die alright. It's just a matter of whether it's one week or 100 years from now. I mean she's got long-liver genes but I can hardly see her coming near 190. Phil the Greek on the other hand ..... I think he had to give up competitive Carriage driving in his 60s. That's a bit of an elitist sport but you have to be a hard bastard to do it, Phil had many a hard meeting with the ground while competing. He is made of granite.

That will be Lardy getting wet knickers then.

Oh she'll die alright. It's just a matter of whether it's one week or 100 years from now. Well she isn't going to live to 190 is she you pillock.

Even as a Brexit voter, I agree with that.

The ABC Cinema name is no more.

Look, the Queen is going to die. We are all fucking going to die!!!!!!!