Lord Fellatio Nelson

There was a time, long ago now, when long gone members would actually research possible candidates rather than just find old giffers to stick on their lists. RA will be turning in his grave.

If he was really dead, Thatcher would have sniffed him out and provided confirmation. He hasn't so he isn't dead. Simples.

As per Toasties comment on the other thread.... Well, I don't know if there is a long forgotten or obscure thread for these films because I am a lazy bastard for doing searches. If there is, I'm sure a mod can merge, eh. If you are of a certain age, you would have grown up with these films, from the Green Cross Code man to the cartoon 'Jo and Petunia' films. This may sink without a trace, up to you, add, discuss, ignore, or summat.

Remember him well. He was quite prolific in the 80's, about the same time that porn went shite with too much 'glamour and lip gloss'.

Not all bad news, she can now do those porn films that will satisfy all of those necrophiliacs out there!!!

I cannot recall a post that is so full of shit that it makes our rivers and seas look positively clean. If people cannot tell the difference between legality and morality then we are all fucked. Not only are the policies of this government utterly wank ( see Ed Milliband as a prime example of being a thick cunt pushing policy ) they are a bunch of gift receiving grifting bastards that have NO excuses whatsoever when they were calling out the previous wank regime for having their noses in the trough. Seriously, what fucking planet do people live on when they believe that there is a crumb of mitigation in what Starmer, et, al, have done, taking money and gifts, personally, from a shifty cunt like Lord Ali. Of course, because the Tories did it, it was sooooo much worse, wasn't it! Hey, so long as it's socialists fucking us all over and mugging us off, it's ok, they have our best interests at heart, right! Can't wait for their defenders to keep on defending when the shit starts to hit the fan much more than it is at the mo. This, ladies and gents, is just the beginning.....

It's difficult to decide who is the biggest, nastiest cunt to come out of Scotland, her or Peter Tobin.

My daughter went to see Dom Joly last night ( no, I have no fucking idea why either) at the towns Guildhall. His gig was moved there because ticket sales were absolute shite and he wouldn't have filled a quarter of the Corn Exchange building, the usual music/entertainment venue in our town. She recounted the time, not too long ago, when Andy Parsons also had to move from the main venue to the small one ( poor ticket sales again) and how utterly fucking awkward it was watching him die on stage. Just thought you might be fascinated by that, eh....

He was an annoying cunt before and he is an annoying cunt now with highly questionable morals and a penchant for males considerably younger than himself. The programme will not change that.

Fuck, what ever happened to Bob Mills? The last time I saw him, he was the size of a baby hippo. I remember watching that series, seems like a life time ago.

From what I have seen, here and there, they would be Chinese escalators.

Yes, the good old public information films! There are some absolute corkers out there!

My, oh my! We didn't have mobile phones when I was at school, yeah, I'm cracking on a bit! How did we ever get through school and life without one!!

Knackered!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bottom line is that he COULD have got that into the manifesto.

You know, shit happens. As there is nothing you can do, you have to go on. Enjoy your life!

That's terribly sad. I lost my son in law, over a year ago, to a brain tumour. He had it for 8 years, it was operated on, managed and kept at bay. His last appointment, after a scan, was very positive, consultant was very happy with things. Within 6 months he died in a hospice. My daughter is in her 30s and a fucking widow. That's how it gets you, she's done well to survive this long. Hopefully the treatment will keep her going a bit longer. Life really is fucking cruel, innit.

Yes, I agree with you, mind you, I generally do. What I don't agree with is, if we are skint, them negotiating with their paymasters to give out inflation busting pay rises, the promising of billions of our money on overseas 'net zero' projects and the continuation of handing out shit tons of money in aid to countries that don't fucking need it and/or shit holes where the despots get the dosh for a new fleet of Rollers while their people kill each other/starve. The cunts are committed to spending billions of taxpayers money, while telling Granny Smith that, because she is £2.24p above the threshold, she will have to put her cat on the fire to keep warm. The rest of us have now had our arses nicely lubricated by Sir Keith in readiness to be fucked by a lump of 2x4. What we had was shite, corrupt, inept and utterly shocking. What we now have is going to be equally shite, corrupt, inept and utterly shocking. The 'anything is better than this lot' mantra is starting to look a load of old bollocks. Obviously, Keith has taken into account that three quarters of the voters in the election didn't actually vote for or want a Labour government. He is the same cunt that wanted a 'proportional voting system' but the moment the penny dropped that the Election was his to lose, he thought 'fuck that, let the cunts eat cake. I avoided posting my spleen on this thread, just content to watch the shit show of comments about how bad Truss was, Sunak was clueless, and they were all corrupt, not forgetting the amusing memes as people licked their lips at a Tory catastrophe at the elections. Well, yes, they deserved it, they were a bunch of corrupt, self serving bastards but, fuck me, people are dim. Thought you were fucked over before? You ain't seen nothing yet!!

So, Sir Keef made his speech this morning. It's 18.45 and absolute fucking silence here. The man that would save us all, the party that would be considerably better ( shouldn't be too difficult) than the last bunch of fucking shithouses, etc, etc. So where are the Labour arse kissers? Fucking tongue tied? Still stunned by his brilliance? In awe of the great work they have done so far?

Was gonna treat myself to a pack of Nik Naks but I think I’ll leave it......

Hows yer bladder, nowadays?

Shit happens.

She is so toxic, I doubt that anybody would be bankrolling her, they'd run a mile. I think it's her own money, she is desperate to network, get heard and seen. Quite sad, really.

Mate, you are overthinking this Simplify it to something like 'He is 93 and could go at anytime. 'He may not see breakfast'. Fucking simple really.