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    Joni Mitchell

    James Blunt is fucking awesome!! No, I am not talking about his music, I'm talking about what a nice guy he is, warm, funny, intelligent and self effacing. A genuine good guy.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    She is 82 today..
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    Ironic Deaths

    Well, I'd say it was incredible foresight.
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    Lata Mangeshkar

    Never heard of her.
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    Boris Johnson

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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    While I know that we have a corrupt, lying bunch of cunts in power, the utter desperation in suggesting a Lib/Lab pact is a bit jaw dropping. It's like walking dog shit into your carpet and being told that the only way to remove it would be to rub cat shit over it. This is how bad it all is, we have a Government that is fucking disgraceful and the alternatives are fucking horrendous. Sir Keith and Sir Ed as a partnership would make Joe Biden look like JFK. I'd rather not vote for anybody, thanks.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Handy, not giving a shit and showing everybody that she is quite happy to swim against the tide..
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    The more I read about Ricky Gervais, the more I hear about Ricky Gervais, the more he appears to be up his own arsehole.
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    Boris Johnson

    Well, as big a c**t as he is, I am not so sure he actually gave the green light to having a charter plane get Mr Farthing & Co out of Afghanistan. Yeah, he was keen to get them out but I'm not sure he actually said ' Charter a plane to get them out' or similar. I suspect that the decision to actually do it was taken purely on the basis that he was keen on the idea of getting them out without actually giving his staff the green light to actually do it. The problem is that he has been caught out so many times now we tend to think that anything he denies means that he is lying, with justification, to be fair.
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    I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Radio 4

    Another genuine legend has gone. Fucking hell.
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    Prince Andrew

    Tbf, he has already had his trial by press and media and the general consensus is that he is guilty. The chances of him getting a 'fair' trial' is about zero.
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    Boris Johnson

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    British Character Actors

    The search function is simple to use and is common across many types of forum, not just this one. Even a newbie should have the basic intelligence to do a simple search to see if the information they are about to post has already been posted. Ulitzer made a fair comment, maybe new posters people need to understand that they need to fit in with the forum etiqutte and not the forum fit around them. Maybe the next newbie will be telling us all that Elvis is dead.....
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    Football Manager Sacking Bingo 2

    Think of all the money they have spent paying off managers, they could have bought decent players with that money!
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    The Dead of 2022

    Probably because nobody outside of Turkey and, so I see, Pakistan, has ever heard of him. Mind you, we have all heard of his nuts.
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    Political Frailty

    They try not to moderate it in the same way that Mumsnet is.
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    Doctor Doctor

    So, basically, he was a disaster magnet, a Jonah, a walking human catastrophe, or summat. London hospitals can now breathe a sigh of relief.
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    Conspiracy Theories

    They reformulate flu vaccines every year.....
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    Piper Laurie

    I first saw her and, for that matter, Mel Gibson, in a film called 'Tim'. Good film.
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    Boris Johnson

    Yeah, soon we shall be seeing them looking back on Jimmy Savile and declaring that, even though he was one of the most prolific paedophiles, necrophiliacs and all round sexual offenders the country has ever had, we shouldn't forget about all the millions he raised for charity and, without him, Stoke Mandeville's would still be a lump of derelict land.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Shock, I would think!
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    Hazel O'Connor

    Me!!!
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    Hazel O'Connor

    Fucking hell!!
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