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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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James Blunt is fucking awesome!! No, I am not talking about his music, I'm talking about what a nice guy he is, warm, funny, intelligent and self effacing. A genuine good guy.
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The Happy Birthday Thread
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Well, I'd say it was incredible foresight.
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Never heard of her.
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Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
While I know that we have a corrupt, lying bunch of cunts in power, the utter desperation in suggesting a Lib/Lab pact is a bit jaw dropping. It's like walking dog shit into your carpet and being told that the only way to remove it would be to rub cat shit over it. This is how bad it all is, we have a Government that is fucking disgraceful and the alternatives are fucking horrendous. Sir Keith and Sir Ed as a partnership would make Joe Biden look like JFK. I'd rather not vote for anybody, thanks. -
Handy, not giving a shit and showing everybody that she is quite happy to swim against the tide..
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
The more I read about Ricky Gervais, the more I hear about Ricky Gervais, the more he appears to be up his own arsehole. -
Well, as big a c**t as he is, I am not so sure he actually gave the green light to having a charter plane get Mr Farthing & Co out of Afghanistan. Yeah, he was keen to get them out but I'm not sure he actually said ' Charter a plane to get them out' or similar. I suspect that the decision to actually do it was taken purely on the basis that he was keen on the idea of getting them out without actually giving his staff the green light to actually do it. The problem is that he has been caught out so many times now we tend to think that anything he denies means that he is lying, with justification, to be fair.
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Another genuine legend has gone. Fucking hell.
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Tbf, he has already had his trial by press and media and the general consensus is that he is guilty. The chances of him getting a 'fair' trial' is about zero.
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British Character Actors
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Anubis the Jackal's topic in DeathList Forum
The search function is simple to use and is common across many types of forum, not just this one. Even a newbie should have the basic intelligence to do a simple search to see if the information they are about to post has already been posted. Ulitzer made a fair comment, maybe new posters people need to understand that they need to fit in with the forum etiqutte and not the forum fit around them. Maybe the next newbie will be telling us all that Elvis is dead..... -
Football Manager Sacking Bingo 2
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Miracle Aligner's topic in Dead Pools
Think of all the money they have spent paying off managers, they could have bought decent players with that money! -
Probably because nobody outside of Turkey and, so I see, Pakistan, has ever heard of him. Mind you, we have all heard of his nuts.
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They try not to moderate it in the same way that Mumsnet is.
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Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I have to say, those girls are incredible. -
So, basically, he was a disaster magnet, a Jonah, a walking human catastrophe, or summat. London hospitals can now breathe a sigh of relief.
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Conspiracy Theories
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to the_engineer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
They reformulate flu vaccines every year..... -
I first saw her and, for that matter, Mel Gibson, in a film called 'Tim'. Good film.
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Yeah, soon we shall be seeing them looking back on Jimmy Savile and declaring that, even though he was one of the most prolific paedophiles, necrophiliacs and all round sexual offenders the country has ever had, we shouldn't forget about all the millions he raised for charity and, without him, Stoke Mandeville's would still be a lump of derelict land.
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Shock, I would think! -
Me!!!
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Spooky!!!!! -
Fucking hell!!