Lord Fellatio Nelson

wow round of appulase for lfn. Come on everyone so him that we give a shit. Im guessing the piss poor spelling and construction was because you still had one hand on your tiny cock, right?

Ive never watched Star Wars and I never fucking want to. So there.

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Ive been posting shite for years.

No! He's funny. Your standards are slipping Toastie!!

fuck fucking fucked fucker fuckety fuck fuck diddly dee. Scrub one, the swear filter has been fixed!!

Well, AFAIK, the swear filter is still fucked and the Chatroom has gone AWOL. I think you may be pissing into a strong headwind with that one. EDIT: fuck fucking fucked fucker fuckety fuck fuck diddly dee.

You need to come up with something better or stick with your other account. This one is just utter wank.

So if forgiving made him feel so much better, why doesn't he forgive the BBC and SYP? Maybe he doesn't sell as many albums and calendars as he used to.

Shes in Norfolk!! IF she were to die it would be at Sandringham and, I can assure you, it would be highly unlikely that people close to that Stately pile would divulge such information. To clarify, Sandringham is an Estate, it has small 'villages' surrounding it and the people up here are fiercely loyal to Queeny and her family. A news black out wouldn't be too difficult up here.

Probably one of the greatest TV shows EVER!

I think this one just squeezes into the 2016 awards category which is the ' No shit Sherlock' award. Yes but cancer mums .... That's what I like to see Toastie, keeping the British end up. You could have fallen in't trap of saying.........MOMS!!!! No trap, my mum was from Brum so I am allowed to say mom if I wish. Yeah but, you would still spell it MUM!!

Is he dead yet?

Change yer job!

I think this one just squeezes into the 2016 awards category which is the ' No shit Sherlock' award. Yes but cancer mums .... That's what I like to see Toastie, keeping the British end up. You could have fallen in't trap of saying.........MOMS!!!!

There are rumours that Victoria Beckham is going to be awarded in the New Years Honours list. Fair play really, anybody that can cling on to Davids ball sack for all those years without being shaken off deserves somesort of award or summat.

I think this one just squeezes into the 2016 awards category which is the ' No shit Sherlock' award.

You speak for your self!

That's just fucking nasty but true.

Maybe feeling a bit guilty over all the drugs they took together during the making of Empire Strikes Back that probably definitely contributed to her downfall? That's a possibility. Mind you, it hasn't done him any harm!

Because she was the 2nd best after Karen Allen? Yes but, but, but under the circumstances a lil white lie.......

Loads of tributes on Twitter from other famous faces. However, none as yet from Harrison Ford. Is a simple tweet of 'She was the best fuck I have ever had' totally beyond the heartless bastard?

I suppose it will be another few years before you post again and, going by that one, don't rush back will you.No need to rude fella tis the season to be jollywith the way this year has gone anything is possible Im not jolly.being around you gives me a stiffy Well there really is no accounting for taste.

John Torode was rushed into hospital on Christmas day. Unfortunately, it wasn't anything too serious, so it seems. Fucking hell, so it will be yet another season of Masterchef then.

I suppose it will be another few years before you post again and, going by that one, don't rush back will you.No need to rude fella tis the season to be jollywith the way this year has gone anything is possible Im not jolly.