Lord Fellatio Nelson

I remember reading about her after seeing her in an edition of the Guinness Book of Records I was given one Christmas. I think she still holds the World Record for the longest free fall without a parachute or summat.

Emmerdale. Well Cain Dingle has been begged by 'Moist' Moira to give her a good seeing to. Cain, you lucky lucky bastard!!!!!

That's f ucking tragic.

You do realise that Trowbridge is going to be under a sea of Lardys jizz when that happens?

what's you like percentage? Fuck knows and fuck cares.

People are too obsessed with post counts and 'likes'. There are other forums I frequent where posters have in excess of 60,000 posts under their belt. Not one of them ever feels the need to mention this.

You sure she wasn't 108? She was around for centuries!!!

Maybe instead of being rude and mocking me every time I make a bad post, maybe you could help me make a better post. Why should I? Im not here to wipe your arse for you, its a forum for grown ups and we do our posting all by ourselves, good or bad. If you are not a grown up then, maybe, you are not ready for this place. In any case, I post shite but I don't care what people think, maybe you also need to have a thicker skin.

Im just watching Sky News and, well, for a moment, it looked like Eve Pollard was slightly pissed. She still may be.

This thread is the ultimate in car crash thread creation. Joey hasn't been on long but, by fucking Christ, he has made his mark...........a kind of ginger mark a child leaves in their underwear.

C'mon, everyone's favourite DI was Princess DI Ah yeah, the 'Peoples Princess' or summat. Mind you, she is still someway behind a 1986 Ford Transit DI.

My favourite DI was DI Burnside. Mind you DI George Gently was a good un too.

Ive just seen a clip of a longer interview with him, to be shown this evening, on BBC Look East. Its about his cancer and treatment at Addenbrookes, he lives in Cambridge. He looks bad, sounds bad, certainly not the person you would remember seeing. I think, unfortunately, a certainty for 2017.

Yes, in retrospect.......

I confess that I had to look that up.Seriously, its stretching the whole credibility ( if there is any ) of Death Listing. What next? An expert in CorporateTax?? Come on, some of this shite is getting beyond a joke. No offense but pull your head outta your UK-centric arse. There isn't a bigger name in polling than the Harris poll, perhaps Gallup polls but they are most certainly contemporaries. This is why I say I don't stand a chance in DDP -- someone may be commonplace over there and literally 0.000001 % of Americans have heard of them. Not knowing a Harris poll is akin to never watching or listening to the news over hear. SC How actually gives a fuck about your opinion?

We really cant wait.....................

I didn't realise the series was that old and I also thought it was foreign. You live and learn.

My suggestion is that nobody gives a f**k.Ive seen more enthusiasm for ebola. Is that an entry for shit post? Nope, I didn't bother to enter that category as you had that one sewn up months ago.

I spied a pic of the front of the truck and it LOOKED like it bore non German Euro plates. Theory: Dead passenger in truck was the real driver, driver of truck killed him and hijacked it to commit the crime. Merkel is utterly finished now.

Peter Snow has been mercilessly tossed off to one side by Jeremy Vine. Anyway, he is a broadcaster first and foremost

I confess that I had to look that up. Seriously, its stretching the whole credibility ( if there is any ) of Death Listing. What next? An expert in CorporateTax?? Come on, some of this shite is getting beyond a joke.

My suggestion is that nobody gives a fuck. Ive seen more enthusiasm for ebola.

Oh no not the former Mayor of Shreveport. Forget Bowie....I guess my blocking doesn't work when someone comments on the blocked post--making it visible. Admins need to look into that. When I block something I don't want to see a single reference to it ever. Posts like this is why I blocked this fool--but moreso his remblings of the obvious and things that go without mentioning--that he has a Tourette's-like need to mention.So knowing the blocking function isn't what it purports to be makes me sadder than all the denizens of Shreveport combined. SC Here's a radical thought - if something pops up on your screen that you don't want to read, how about just not reading it?and that's why I never respond to your posts. Apart from this one that you've responded to. ..............and other ones previously.

Viola Beach sewed that one up earlier in the Year.. Mamonas Assassinas did it 20 years earlier though. I think we need a thread titled 'Ask Handy'

Oh no not the former Mayor of Shreveport. Forget Bowie....I guess my blocking doesn't work when someone comments on the blocked post--making it visible. Admins need to look into that. When I block something I don't want to see a single reference to it ever. Posts like this is why I blocked this fool--but moreso his remblings of the obvious and things that go without mentioning--that he has a Tourette's-like need to mention.So knowing the blocking function isn't what it purports to be makes me sadder than all the denizens of Shreveport combined. SC "Admins need to look into that" That said, I think you'll find it's the same on most forums. In my experience it's common to see blocked users' posts being visible when quoted. It is a nuisance. TBF, 90% of the forum users don't want to read SCs shite but end up having to when it ends up in quotations. Might save everybody a heartache if he just fucked off never to come back.