Lord Fellatio Nelson

Its Trowbridge, it was probably conceived on the front seat, seems fitting to be born there too!!

LFN's an amputee? Don't you think it explains his aggressive short man syndrome act? He had a name change from Napoleon's Boot in a fit of patriosim in the 2006 WC. All true. Mind you I can just roll me 'ead along the floor and look up womens skirts.

LFN's an amputee? Aye, but I was 6ft1 when I still had my head.

The Gym will kill you. Walk instead of getting the bus, cycle instead of walking. Walk up and down a flight of stairs til you are puffed out then increase the amount of times daily. You can still eat crap but halve your portions.

To be fair Spadey, cum never killed Linda Lovelace.

Jim Kerr performing on Strictly. F'ucking hell

A bit of a result for the DL 'committee' should he still be around for 2017. They are like the proverbial tramp on a sandwich when it comes to easy peasy picks.

f**k off!He has been on my list for the last two years and im fucked if he is going on anybody elses. But sharing is caring... I don't care

Fuck off! He has been on my list for the last two years and im fucked if he is going on anybody elses.

Well that might reduce the murder rate a tad. Nobody will want to venture out to shoot anybody.

It still wouldn't make me want to photograph a Cats cock.

You know that saying 'You keep your friends close and your enemies closer.... What, I should invite Trump and Putin to come and live with me? ....only if you have the room.

He was being lenient.

FTFY

You know that saying 'You keep your friends close and your enemies closer....

So he probably would've died in a year or so anyways.Perhaps. We don't really know what kind of cancer he had though. If we believe David Remnick's account (The New Yorker), he was very thin and had compression fractures in his spine, which suggests terminal (advanced) cancer (primary bone cancer is kind of rare so my guess would be multiple myeloma or metastatic prostate/lung/etc. cancer). You know your stuff. My Dad fractured his lower spine just getting out of his Discovery. Six months later he was dead. Bone cancer with the strong probability that his cancerous lung was the 'trigger' If what he had was anything like that he would have had months not a couple of years. Maybe the fella decided to go sooner.

He was a unique pick on the DDP, does this open a regarding a possible unnatural death à la Cilla? Well how did anybody know he fell before he died in his sleep? If there were obvious injuries then, well, its hardly going to be a pain free and peaceful death, is it!! Im smelling bullshit, however, he is now buried ( quite hastily ) so the case is closed or summat. mmm .... Not necessarily. Someone may have heard him fall, and helped him back to bed. As for hasty, they're Jewish and quick burial is their custom, I think. But I take your point, there was little time for a post-mortem. Actually when my mum died on a Tuesday, she was buried on the Friday. There was an existing family grave. The long wait that has become normal in the UK these days is usually due (at least partly) to having to wait for a slot at the crematorium. Probably true Toastie. When my Nan died, in 1980, her hearse had to be followed by my parents and close family down the A127 into London at speeds in excess of 80MPH. Hardly a f ucking dignified exit really. Im not sure the speed was down to the Jewish funeral or that Sterling Moss was moonlighting as the hearse driver.

Yeh my hunch was actually way off. As you were. Yeah but you never said WHEN it will emerge so, when she does cark it, you can lead that thread/post back to your post and boast of being a smart A R S E.

Well the article states that he tends to work behind the scenes now and having a stroke doesn't necessarily mean that you end up as a dribbling vegetable either. I thought that's what most Radio 2 DJs were like... Ken Bruce is a f ucking legend!!!!!!!! Fuck the snobs.

He was a unique pick on the DDP, does this open a regarding a possible unnatural death à la Cilla? Well how did anybody know he fell before he died in his sleep? If there were obvious injuries then, well, its hardly going to be a pain free and peaceful death, is it!! Im smelling bullshit, however, he is now buried ( quite hastily ) so the case is closed or summat.

You got me excited their for a moment. This is the wrong thread to post this kind of stuff sorry, should have included her name. I've done it nowJust thought it might be appropriate to post her death here what with Zsa Zsa being Hungarian and all I thought the whole point with Zsa Zsa was the debate about whether she ever counted as an actress in the first place! Back when The Golden Turkey Awards (i.e. celebrating awful achievements in film) was fashionable the ironic appreciation of her work was a big part of what people celebrated She may well have been a shit actress but, f uck me, she is pretty good at hanging on to life.

Well the article states that he tends to work behind the scenes now and having a stroke doesn't necessarily mean that you end up as a dribbling vegetable either.

You c**t!

I'd rather research Alexander Armstrong. FTFY

That neck suggests a thyroid problem. Ok, he could just be a fat bastard BUT, generally, the neck isn't as big as the whole head or summat.