Lord Fellatio Nelson

Edit: Well that went wrong. My reply is in the quote. Camp Polari? Would Cat like him?

I don't know about that but its reminded me of that woman who went public claiming to be Jimmy Saviles offspring after he shagged her mum ( 19 at the time IIRC) when she was a waitress in a seaside café. Naturally, she laid claim to his estate only to disappear without a trace once Saviles sexual exploits broke. She was so damn close.............. Not strictly true The woman never renounced the claim and - speaking as someone who had the mum who gave birth to Savile's child as a dead pool pick a couple of years back - what happened was; 1 - The mum died and it wasn't reported in a manner that scored points 2 - Savile's family were obstructive (according to the claimant) and may even have offered someone else's hair off a brush to complicate attempts to prove a DNA match 3 - Given the tonnage of claims against him the value of Savile's estate crashed and the claim was chasing little or no money She probably is his daughter She does look the spit of him tbf.

I don't know about that but its reminded me of that woman who went public claiming to be Jimmy Saviles offspring after he shagged her mum ( 19 at the time IIRC) when she was a waitress in a seaside café. Naturally, she laid claim to his estate only to disappear without a trace once Saviles sexual exploits broke. She was so damn close..............

Go to White Hart Lane and watch Spurs win 1- 0 unconvincingly.W anker. At least one of my nags didn't let me down yesterday. Aye, stick to horses, you are shit at predicting football results.

Will we see the 6 Pall Bearers, when carrying the coffin of Rix, suddenly have their trousers fall down around their ankles?

Go to White Hart Lane and watch Spurs win 1- 0 unconvincingly.

Where to start .... Well just forget you read it. It will help.

Some frankly bizzare choices in there youngwillz. Only chose them for the "witty" line which could follow them. I miss Fatima Whitbread I fixed her line once way back when. She was surprisingly short but built like a brick shithouse. Impressive facial hair too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1h-qtCklso

FFS Does he ever stop whinging?* "Oh these doctors are trying to save my life, it's so tiring, boo hoo!" Prick. *Yeah, I know. He doesn't. Well I fucking hope he is on form this Saturday, my daughter is driving up to Manchester to see him 'live' Considering the eye watering cost of the tickets, the bastard had better be 'live' and full value or summat.

You should be so lucky!! Reminds me of that random Canadian woman. You should be so lucky!! Reminds me of that random Canadian woman. Can I get you a saucer of milk Toastie?

Early start for Cat. As I said to Bibliogryphon, "every weekend from Friday afternoon to Sunday tea-time my house gets totally taken over by my two nephews and their mate. They're up all night stealing cars, robbing people, killing zombies and playing football; I bugger off to bed and leave them to it. Hence, I'm normally up early. Sounds like my house. My husband is a gamer from waaaaaaaaay back, and when gamers get to where they can afford their own kit life gets interesting. In my house we have eight game decks (last I checked anyway), a huge flat screen TV, sound bar, cameras, gaming recliner that hooks up to the game deck and does all kinds of obscene things, racing seat with wheel, etc., for the racing games, wireless headphones so I don't kill everyone, I have no idea how many actual games, and my husband is rebuilding his gaming PC as we speak. My son is moving back home at the end of the month with all his crap as well. I need my own apartment. I'm tired of getting up on the weekends and finding young men sprawled all over my living room. You should be so lucky!!

No, the idea of it being taken super seriously amuses me. It's fairly obvious its not, and nor should it be. Not to some, not to some.....

Do you truly think that they sit around scratching their bollocks in deep thought as to who they put on the lists?? Their conspicuous absence on here surely tells all and sundry that they have no great interest in DL beyond its cemented place in t'internet folklore. What started out as an idea and became a, no, THE Worlds best DL forum in the whole universe has now become something that requires minimal input from them and a weekend of trawling the web for easy half dead picks once a year to replace those that have died on the previous years list. Its not that serious.

So, according to the study that suggested short people didn't live as long as tall people, he is another one, along with Corbett, who bucked that trend, or summat. Im sure a thread existed about short people ( might even have been another of my shit threads ) but I cannae be arsed to find it. Edit: What I DO remember was that he was one of an excruciatingly shite double act (and that didn't even last as long as a pubescent schoolboy suffering from premature ejaculation being blown by Katie Price ) called the Minitones, IIRC. Tragic.

Football Fan?

Wouldn't have thought you had a look in anyway unless you are Sir C's ex?CA has her principles.....and if you dont like them she has others. Groucho Marx.

Well it shouldnt be. You mean the place itself? Absolutely!

Thief!!!!

Well it shouldnt be.

For many years now I have maintained a strict policy of never asking whether a seat etc is free. Because invariably the answer will be No, even though the alleged occupiers are nowhere in sight. Example. On a busy ferry crossing I fancied a quick G&T in the bar and a read of the paper. There were very few seats available, but I spied a group of four seats around a table, with one man sitting and various coats etc scattered on two of the other seats. Without saying anything, I sat down in the empty seat. It took him two seconds to lower his paper and snap "Somebody's sitting there!" "Yes", I replied. "I am sitting here. I am going to sit here until I have finished my drink. Then I shall go. I shall of course leave if your friends come back before that." He angrily rustled his paper in reply. Twenty minutes later, nobody having returned to the table, I drained my glass, picked up my paper and rose. "There, " I said. "That didn't hurt anyone, did it?" He jumped straight into my trap. "It would have been POLITE if you had ASKED, " he blustered. Sweetly I replied, "But if I had asked, you would have said No. And that's why I never ask any more." I would add that when the shoe is on the other foot, my response to such questions is along the lines of "My friend(s) will be coming back but you're welcome to sit here in the meantime." People like you are cunts. Most people are nicer than you give them credit for and assuming people are going to have a negative attitude makes you a c**t.No, no,no.Toastie is right and you are wrong. Stop sock wanking and get out a bit more.

Those massive cunts who 'reserve'four sunbeds before 9am then finally turn up after midday then proceed to take over the area. Well they THOUGHT they could take over but didnt realise that Lady FN can decapitate a pigeon at 30ft with the flick of her tongue.

....finally noticed what we already knew, aye.

Is he looking worth a go for next year? What are his puppies like? I dont think he has his kids with him.

Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool. Well it LOOkS like him.