Lord Fellatio Nelson

I did, eventually she DID get off her arse and make me a cuppa.

No, no, we have Ambulance chasers here too now.............thanks to America.

Me too, they have been wonderful.

I read that it was a Balkan ( Serbian? ) warlord who got a bit pissed off for rejecting her advances.

Aye, Albania play with 11 and Wales play with just the 1.................

Cunt!!! It came up on FB, couldn't resist could I.

Good spot

Mick Hucknall denies Martine McCutcheons claim that she vomited into his hair on a first date. Personally, Id have vomited onto his face.

Fuck, that Linda Ronstadt was a hot honey at her peak!!!

I went to church this morning (one of my three annual visits*) and she got a mention, which I didn't think was appropriate. Yes, it was sad and shocking, but other people have died sad and shocking deaths this week, so I don't see why she should be singled out. * Pet Blessing Service, Harvest Festival, Carols by Candlelight. 'Diana syndrome' innit Give it 6 months and they will be demanding a memorial, maybe a statue in Batley. I actually know somebody who went and REALLY REALLY signed the book of condolence when Diana was murdered died. I cannot remember the exact reasoning although if you replaced her words with 'what a load of old bollocks' it would have all been one in the same. I see the Church in Batley has never been so full. Amen At least people had heard of Diana, knew something about her, and many were fans. (I wasn't.) You are a hard bastard really, eh Toastie!

I don't know why but, well, I think some of that may well end up with The Chairman of Oxfams pay packet Oxfam.

I went to church this morning (one of my three annual visits*) and she got a mention, which I didn't think was appropriate. Yes, it was sad and shocking, but other people have died sad and shocking deaths this week, so I don't see why she should be singled out. * Pet Blessing Service, Harvest Festival, Carols by Candlelight. 'Diana syndrome' innitGive it 6 months and they will be demanding a memorial, maybe a statue in Batley. I actually know somebody who went and REALLY REALLY signed the book of condolence when Diana was murdered died. I cannot remember the exact reasoning although if you replaced her words with 'what a load of old bollocks' it would have all been one in the same. I see the Church in Batley has never been so full. Amen https://www.politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/news/76338/george-osborne-backs-memorial-jo-cox 6 months to demand a statue? Try just over 24 hours! FFS!

I went to church this morning (one of my three annual visits*) and she got a mention, which I didn't think was appropriate. Yes, it was sad and shocking, but other people have died sad and shocking deaths this week, so I don't see why she should be singled out. * Pet Blessing Service, Harvest Festival, Carols by Candlelight. 'Diana syndrome' innit Give it 6 months and they will be demanding a memorial, maybe a statue in Batley. I actually know somebody who went and REALLY REALLY signed the book of condolence when Diana was murdered died. I cannot remember the exact reasoning although if you replaced her words with 'what a load of old bollocks' it would have all been one in the same. I see the Church in Batley has never been so full. Amen

Taking Charons 'create a body' using the names of the dead, because he is a sick f**k, I thought we could do this properly. So, lets create a body using Surnames of the famous who have passed. I suggest we leave Cox out for now unless Doc Cox snuffs it anytime soon Lets start. Patrick StepTOE: British pioneer of fertility treatment.

Its become obscene. There is something deeply wrong with our country and it needs fixing urgently.

Jo Cox. In a matter of days she has gone from having 92.6% of the population not having a clue who she is to being compared to Mother Teresa. Yes, it was a tragic and senseless killing which, naturally, has had the masses not only out and laying flowers ( many, no doubt, travelling 100s of miles to do so....having never heard of her before) but now deciding that, in her memory, everybody should now vote to remain. Out of all of this is her immediate family who have not even been able to keep their grief within, instead, as does now happen in this country, they have had to share it with a whole sodding country who have become a bunch of hearse chasing, emotional feeding vampires. Can they not leave the poor girl and her family the f**k alone now?

Do you have to get up three hours before you have to do anything just to give you time to decide 'Coco Pops or Weetabix? every morning. Whatever way people decide to vote, dear God, they must have made that decision by now, surely? Way too much procrastination nowdays, makes you seriously wonder how the f**k anything gets done.

Nooo, I have a couple of 1981 episodes to go! Loads were missing from 1981 - guess Dave Lee Travis was very busy that year. Peter Powell's jumpsuits were a sight to see though. The return of Kid Jensen, and through it all cuddly Richard Skinner. *rushes off to catch up* Is that TOTP? used to watch that while we were getting tarted up to go out pubbing and clubbing. Ah, the memories! Was it on in 1951 Toastie??

Just realised that I missed the return of Eurotrash 'referendum special' last night

Good stuff people!! Have we created a cadaver as ugly as Holly Willoughbys husband yet??

Aye, people will be jumping all over that now. Does look more and more like a sophisticated attack by a highly organized individual with deep and meaningful connections to far right groups innit. Or else he's a total nutjob. Shhhhhhhhh!!!!

Aye, people will be jumping all over that now. Does look more and more like a sophisticated attack by a highly organized individual with deep and meaningful connections to far right groups innit.

I hope you don't go spouting off like that in public. The 'In' Police will start accusing you of being racist, xenophobic and deranged.....

Obvious Zyklon is obvious. But that doesn't negate some of his points...... At your age I thought all MPs were legitimate targets. This might have totally different reasons for it, but cry me a river, I ain't mellowed that much. Two young weans, she should've been at home. While there may be some argument to be made for those at the extremes of society (and even then we're on very thorny ground), I don't think I can accept that being an MP somehow means someone's entitled to try to kill you. Furthermore, I'm not sure what the final part of your argument means. Anyone who's a mother to small children shouldn't work? Or that they shouldn't work as an MP? Either way, the idea that these two young kids should grow up to blame their mother for taking a 'dangerous' job as a lawmaker seems somewhat ludicrous. And the argument that 'that's the world we live in' won't work: we shouldn't accept that that's the world we live in. She left uni and went straight to a charadee gig, then politics. So she never had worked a day in her puff. There shouldn't have been financial hardship as hubby was a freeloading advisor to Brown, and would've salted enough away (nice houseboat in London , coff). 2 weans under 5, so if they were feeling the pinch, she could've got a job in the evening down the local, ergo she became a politico for greed. But you should blame the electorate for voting folk like that in. That has a similar tone to Corbyns 'rise to the top'. Another campaigner for the working classes/disadvantaged who isn't working class ( despite his protestations) and has never been disadvantaged, apart from being given the name Jeremy.

Honestly, we could hold the tournament at the drop of a hat, we would be the best at controlling hooligans, we have the stadium, the infrastructure and its been 50 effing years since we last held it.Why the f**k not? ( Yeah Chaz, because we are English......c**t! ) 20 years, remember Euro 96? Charon was referring to the 2018 WC in Russia. I remember Euro 96, I was 31.