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Good spot, the DL committee might usefull consider him. Just looked that up. He and the others must have been the cosy club that Frank Warren fought to wrestle full promotional control of British Boxing from. It must have ben like taking on the Mafia.

I think I do vaguely remember that, mind you I was 13 then and its a fucking long time ago. Im sure the pitches were massively shit and covered with 'ticker tape' IIRC, it was winter there then.

Was thinking the same thing.Looks a funny colour too and considerably older than he was when Corbett died. Yeah, I was quite surprised. The fella looks real chipper on those Sun Life ads yet here he was looking old, frail and, perhaps, choosing his words as opposed to having them flow in the way he used to have them leave his lips. Slightly shocking really.

Just seen Parkinson being interviewed ( about his Ali interviews) and, well, you could almost detect a slight slur on the end of some of his words. Looked a bit frail too. Just saying, like

it means he is bedridden. It means he is ,probably, in a wheelchair and is not prepared for the public to see him coming to the end of his life.

Yeah but, come on, you do wank into your socks, don't you?

We all are TBH, we have never had so many new shit posters on the forum.

I thought socking was wanking into one, terminology used by the yoof of today. I was, obviously wrong.

CALM DOWN I am calm. Stop fucking complaining, questioning and putting up massively shit posts. If you are unable to do that FUCK OFF. Simples

How about drol and SC both fucking off and creating a Italian and US centric DL style forum. If they don't like it here they can both fuck off. FUCK OFF.

Will that be for swimming a width or a length?

In the UK press today, a footballer and manager who have super injunctions out to prevent details of their sexual adventures, have been named on a US website.Just wondered who. Find out the name of the US website, and you'll have your answer. US = Nation , find out = enquire Perhaps ..... Not keen on naming any of the 4 , but if you check the AP newswire you may have 2 of them... 2 searches on Twitter and they are revealed. I'm definitely getting my daughter to take up Law. I have piles of old rope in the shed Yeah ive found the two aswell, easy enough. That manager was certainly punching way way above his own weight!

In the UK press today, a footballer and manager who have super injunctions out to prevent details of their sexual adventures, have been named on a US website. Just wondered who.

wouldn't it be great if Dr zorders got shot?Havent you got any 'uncles' still active in the Real IRA????Give em a bell. they're too busy finding where ever your Lard ass lives.Its ARSE FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, assy, ass, assy, ass. wouldn't it be great if Dr zorders got shot?Havent you got any 'uncles' still active in the Real IRA????Give em a bell. they're too busy finding where ever your Lard ass lives.Its ARSE FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, assy, ass, assy, ass. No likes for you then..............

wouldn't it be great if Dr zorders got shot?Havent you got any 'uncles' still active in the Real IRA????Give em a bell. they're too busy finding where ever your Lard ass lives. Its ARSE FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wouldn't it be great if Dr zorders got shot? Havent you got any 'uncles' still active in the Real IRA???? Give em a bell.

Ok, anybody know who these Premiership player (s) and manager are? They have been outed on a US website but their super injunctions still prevent the rest of us knowing. As Im nosey, I want to know. Ta. PS: May need to PM me.....

Good. Any reason you're happy about this? Because I don't like her, her ill informed animal rights crap and support of PETA, her depressing "oh god it's school again in the morning" sit coms, her perpetuating the idea that Liverpudlians are work shy scroungers etc. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! You mean to say, they aren't?? Some are and some aren't which is no different from anywhere really but that image of the work shy Scouser really took hold in people's imaginations when she wrote Bread and 30 years later those of who do work for a living, which includes all my family and believe me they can breed, are still trying to live it down. I used to hate Bread, seriously shite TV. Im trying hard to think of something she wrote that wasn't full of clichés and general bollocks. Im struggling.

Good. Any reason you're happy about this? Because I don't like her, her ill informed animal rights crap and support of PETA, her depressing "oh god it's school again in the morning" sit coms, her perpetuating the idea that Liverpudlians are work shy scroungers etc. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! You mean to say, they aren't??

Yeah, I know its been said zillions of times but Geoffrey looked fucking ill on Pointless yesterday. Needing a chair and breathing like he has emphysema, and not just the beginnings of it, he really looks quite weak and, well sad really.

You do Handy..

Well he has actually been advised not to attend and there is no mention whatsoever of any medical problems, unspecified or not. 'There are no plans for him to cancel any other forthcoming engagements'. The fella is 94 and its highly improbable that he will attend every engagement he has been pencilled in to attend, right?

Level-three something-or-other worked! Rescued! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-36411384 Alan, now there's a typically Mexican name. I remember, in the 78 World Cup, there was an Argentinian player whos surname was Houseman. Because he was Argentinian, it was pronounced Hooss E man. There is a Liverpool ( is it Sunderland now?) player from Uruguay called Sebastian Coates, pronounced Co-wartez . Fascinating stuff!!

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thread has gone off topic, there will be hangings and and stuff for that!!

Having had my home broken into several times, I think shooting is too kind. I would happily have subjected the POS to various tortures first. In the words of the arch liberal Clint Eastwood, 'where do you draw the line... you gonna shoot some guy because his dog pisses on your lawn?' Magnum Force 1973. That's not a terribly good comparison really. The Dog will have a piss anywhere and doesn't understand boundaries, its the owner thats to blame. However, If the dog owner pisses on your lawn, you kill him.