Lord Fellatio Nelson

My friend became a Dad at the age of 49. Just wrong on every level.

It was, quite frankly, a fucking brilliant post.

I was reading about that a bit earlier. Im amazed really, amazed that they bothered to start it up. Im struggling to think of people I work with who actually buy a newspaper, any newspaper.

How about "President Trump meets London Mayor Sadiq Khan after Khan refused entry to the US" Well Trump COULD be banned from entering the UK so where should they meet?

Im certainly seeing a 'President Trump welcomes UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson to the Whitehouse' scenario................

Well, time to reflect. I and, I have to say, more than a few fellow Yids have a bit of a bad taste in our mouths. No, its not because we only drew ( well done Leicester, totally deserved) but because some of our players behaved like fucking morons. Keep you head while all around are losing theirs isn't something that some of our players understand. Luckily for us the ref was quite 'generous' or we would have finished the game with less than 10 men. Ok, we have had the youngest teams out there playing this season and some of them are still kids really but, well fuck, a bit of class and dignity would have gone a long way. If we had have won it would have been 'Those dirty c***s don't deserve to win the title' They would have had a point.

Well I'm sorry, but I never liked Prince, and I won't be rushing out to buy his music now. He wrote a few brilliant songs, but they were much better performed by other people IMO. I didn't like his whiny voice and I found him so physically repulsive that his overtly sexual lyrics were nauseating. How did I miss this gem!!! Little known Prince fact; when T.Rex were touring America in the mid-seventies to very little effect one of the few who loved them was Prince. If you listen to and look at mid-seventies "interstellar soul" period T.Rex you have a little guy out front of a biggish band which collides rock and soul; the little guy busy posturing and playing up the star act and OTT sexuality for all he's worth. Prince's genius was partly to nick the things he could see working, even if their original owners were not having much success Rant over! That didn't come across as a rant Mary, more a very interesting observation.

You've made eight posts in six years, two of which were about your hatred of BBC organizational politics. Are you Noel Edmonds? And with such little effort you made Spade take time to look that up (had to read EVERY one of your posts to do so!). In my book, Charlotte just won the 'Bee-in-Bonnet' award. SC Its Charlottes 'Controller' which suggests that the poster is, maybe, a 52 year old unemployed alcoholic ( sacked by the BBC ) whos wife/partner Charlotte is subject to house arrest, no friends allowed, no phone and has been forced to cut off contact with her worried family. Or summat.

Well I'm sorry, but I never liked Prince, and I won't be rushing out to buy his music now. He wrote a few brilliant songs, but they were much better performed by other people IMO. I didn't like his whiny voice and I found him so physically repulsive that his overtly sexual lyrics were nauseating. It never crossed my mind that I ought to find the musician attractive to enjoy a song that deals with sexuality. Yeah, I mean if Donald Trump was singing 'Lets get it on' it would have exactly the same effect to the listener had they heard George Clooney singing it.

Well I'm sorry, but I never liked Prince, and I won't be rushing out to buy his music now. He wrote a few brilliant songs, but they were much better performed by other people IMO. I didn't like his whiny voice and I found him so physically repulsive that his overtly sexual lyrics were nauseating. How did I miss this gem!!!

You've made eight posts in six years, two of which were about your hatred of BBC organizational politics. Are you Noel Edmonds? No, but I have great respect for Mr Blobby one of their more intellectual correspondents. Are you Robert Peston?

The supporters will demand a finish above the Gooners.

Thomas Hamilton has a lot to answer for by not offing that boring backsliding cunt. Ever had one of those 'Oh my fucking God!!' moments?

Id like you to be shot.

some idiot posted a fake Sun front page claiming there had been 4 celeb deaths in one day. it seems quite a few people took it seriously ... Let's all play a game of 'spot the fucking idiot for believing it'. Assuming it only appeared on the closed group FB page, lets all play 'who the fuck has access to that and posts as a guest' I wondered that as well.... Or is that a double bluff..? Well it wasn't me as that would assume I actually believed the spoof page caused the crash, which it couldn't because it was only tied to the forum via the FB group. We have a mole!!!

No shit, has 'you know who' been fucked off to the asylum???

some idiot posted a fake Sun front page claiming there had been 4 celeb deaths in one day. it seems quite a few people took it seriously ... Let's all play a game of 'spot the fucking idiot for believing it'. Assuming it only appeared on the closed group FB page, lets all play 'who the fuck has access to that and posts as a guest'

She thinks Leicester are going to be premiership champions. http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/5-unlikely-people-backed-Leicester-City-season/story-29158784-detail/story.html Well that's it then, game over!!!!

Im beginning to hate ( not that I really liked her before) Clinton. Im sick to death of seeing her fake 'Oh look!!!! There is my spesh friend in the audience! as she goes to the podium looking all excited and waving wildly to this non existent friend in the crowd below. Fucking hell Hillary, stop bullshitting, you don't have any friends.

Trumpet sounds a little bit like Joan Rivers when he is in full flow. Just my opinion, like.

And you chose know to complain about something the forums been doing for years? It's only an extension of predicting the year someone dies. Its not a complaint, if it was id be hurling a fuck into every sentence. Just an observation, and its been done before but isn't something that has been 'done for years' Twas just a thought. Fair dues, it's probably a bit tasteless but so is everything we do here. It's not like were putting money on it. 7 years since the Jane Goody one. So I'd say it has been done for years. It's definitely been a regular occurrence since I joined - in December 2013. See? It was so much better in the old days

I wondered whatever happened to him. He was terrific in Minder... He was very good in Johnny Jarvis.

And you chose know to complain about something the forums been doing for years? It's only an extension of predicting the year someone dies. Its not a complaint, if it was id be hurling a fuck into every sentence. Just an observation, and its been done before but isn't something that has been 'done for years' Twas just a thought.

Maybe im going soft in my old age but, well, the old man is dying before our eyes and people are guessing the day he breathes his last. It almost feels like watching some old dear, laying in a gutter, slowly dying while a crowd gathers around her discussing at what time she will cark it rather than have somebody, at the very least, call for an Ambulance. Its just a bit, ya know, bad.

Assuming Spurs drop no more points, that is. If Tottenham win their last three games they will end up on 78 points. Leicester are currently on 76 points with three games left to play. I have to concede that you may well have both hands on the trophy now. I don't begrudge that at all. Mind you, Utd away ( they are chasing a Champions league spot ) Chelsea away (European football is a must ) and Everton at home ( they are very unpredictable ) MAY not be the idea last three games. I live in hope.