Lord Fellatio Nelson

Based on what? Many Americans are nowhere near as panicked by terrorism as they are portrayed to be, and many that are concerned about global defence think Hillary is a safer bet than Trump. A friend of mine's husband works at the Pentagon and was spending some time with some military men last week (usually a fairly safe Republican base) and apparently every single one of them said if it comes down to Trump v Hillary, they'll vote for Hillary. And yes, this was after Brussels... Are they not? Im not convinced. Nah. We're not. Whether it's a misplaced laissez-faire attitude because this is such a big place or a genuine idea that overall we are exceptionally safe I don't know, but I do know that in my experience only the hawks are screaming about terrorism. Everyone else believes we should take reasonable precautions but there is no point in walking around with a personal bomb shelter. The media latches on to the criers and whiners and those who are freaking out angry 'cause it's good television. Me, I'm still driving across the country on a regular basis, so if anyone wants to get me they just have to blow up Interstate 40. That told me then. Do you get any, like, promotional offers everytime you fill up? We get 'clubcard' points here ( from Tescos) and, as Im filling up my works van at least twice a week, the Christmas shop will be paid for.

If she is around for 2017, im sure, the 'committee' will be over that one like a tramp on a fucking sandwich. Don't let anybody tell you that they don't go to all corners of the globe in their search for a easy potential hit................................

Can it be confirmed or refuted that both Sheryl and Bianca are still using their terrible husband/stepfathers surname? Well they have had to get food on the table, right????

Based on what? Many Americans are nowhere near as panicked by terrorism as they are portrayed to be, and many that are concerned about global defence think Hillary is a safer bet than Trump. A friend of mine's husband works at the Pentagon and was spending some time with some military men last week (usually a fairly safe Republican base) and apparently every single one of them said if it comes down to Trump v Hillary, they'll vote for Hillary. And yes, this was after Brussels... Are they not? Im not convinced.

You really need to practice safe sex. Condoms, different rooms, different counties.....

FTFY Ahh, him!!

Who???????Cuban hunger striker Vladimir Moreno. Can't you read? I can, probably better than you.

Who???????

After this week, I cannot see anybody but Trump as President.

Don't do that CA!!!!!!!!!!! Stay!!!!

Its not stopped children in the US going to school and they have a massacre every few months, or so it seems. The real reason may lay in the idea that, despite 'moderate; Halibuts condemning the latest attacks, there is a grass roots view that the West is solely to blame ( may or may not be) and that there is some degree of sympathy with the ideology and aims of these fucking monsters. Now, IF they started to target the young and untarnished then that grass roots sympathy could evaporate. These utter cunts live, work and socialise within the Halibut communities of Europe, the thought that NOBODY knows who and what they are within said enclaves is utter bollocks. That French terrorist lived in his community for months and no fucker got on the phone to tell the Police. Says it all really.

Its not good

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Richard Bradford is dead!!!!!!!!!!

He actually narrated the Waltons episodes, it was his baby.

Bloody hell! When I first looked at it I thought it was an old friend of mine - Councillor Robin Wood from Derby City Council. He was in a channel 4 documentary Secrets of the Sauna the other week telling everyone what he gets up to in a gay bath house. He was mayor of Derby in 1993 and prior to that the "mayoress" when his then partner was mayor in 1977. Fucking hell *waits for "UK gay sauna attendance goes down 200%" headlines* Even the Sun would recognise that if something went by down by 200% you would have less than zero, so you'll have a long wait. This rather good BBC website should help with your Mathematical deficiencieshttp://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/maths/number/percentagesrev2.shtml . I reckon Cat got a bit confused. I think he actually meant to say 'UK gay sauna attendants go down 200%. Satisfaction guaranteed or summat.

He was. He was like Richard Stilgoe for 8 year olds.

Gary Shandling dead at 66 http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/garry-shandling-dead-larry-sanders-show-show-1201738601/ I thought he was terribly unfunny. But then I might have caught only the bad stuff, like "What planet are you from"... No, he was just not funny. Same here. Only Americans found him hilarious, hence the popularity of his Larry Sanders Show. God knows why, Shandling was no-where near as funny as inadvertently catching my drunken ex-mother-in-law urinating in the sink. Then forgetting she hadn't done the washing-up. You missed a business opportunity there.

Another 6 people arrested in Brussels by anti terrorist Police. Anybody want to tell them 'YOU ARE TOO FUCKING LATE!!!!!!!

Gary Shandling dead at 66 http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/garry-shandling-dead-larry-sanders-show-show-1201738601/ I thought he was terribly unfunny. But then I might have caught only the bad stuff, like "What planet are you from"... No, he was just not funny.

And better: winning the Eredivisie (Ajax 3rd) and the KNVB Cup (final won 1-0 against Fortuna Sittard). I just watched charon's video, some of the footage there was of the 1974 Wold Cup, including the final. That was the first world cup I watched. I well remember how perfectly normal that kind of footy was then. Later in life I realised what an exceptional footballer Cruijff was. Cruijff's comments on football were magic. Sometimes screaming nonsense, never in correct Dutch, often blindingly obvious and always entertaining. My favourite: "Als wij de bal hebben kunnen hun niet scoren." ("If we have the ball, them can't score"). Damn! When I was a lad, us boys ( all footie fanatics) would play games like 'World Cup' where we would decide which international footballer we wanted to be and play against each other, scoring a goal to go through to the next round etc. I was always the Dutch master or Keegan or a Spurs player. Do kids actually do that now or do they just play the games on Xboxes and stuff??

This news has just got to Syria...................... Brace yourself CA

Lets put it all into perspective. Nobody died, unlike in Brussels, Paris, Ankara and everywhere else, or so it seems. So fuck it. Anyway, Im hung like an emaciated Chihuahua. Anybody got any pics of an emaciated Chihuahua?

Is she the one who was married to Harry H Corbett? Regarding the thread, would Jackanory readers fir in here? There most be loads of them. She was. Yep, I tagged 'Childrens TV to the end of the title so would could include much more than the two programmes mentioned.

This is an experiment. I'll eventually reorganise the lot. I promise I won't start a topic for each MHDP hit. Keep your DP to a maximum of one thread per year, like the rest of us fucking manage (it's pretty much an unwritten rule at this point). It's not bloody hard and you shouldn't get special dispensation because you're an admin who made the rules for his DP completely and utterly ludicrously difficult, making the HPDP look understandable. Well its not an 'official rule' therefore its not a rule.

Didn't know where to put this but, as a very tenuous link, Ive just seen Sheila Steafel on Holby City. Apart from her being very brilliant in all the things shes done, she was once one of the stars of The Ghosts of Motley Hall, a great kids TV show back in the 70s. Shes 80, looks very good on it and, that's it.