Lord Fellatio Nelson

That was bound to happen. Some people would suggest that a Political tool is one who wants to remain in. Each to their own.

Apparently some people haven't taken too kindly to the guffaws surrounding the 'controlled explosion' on a suitcase in Durham city centre. This suitcase contained a selection of DVDs. Obviously, IS COULD have targeted Durham City centre for an easy win but, well, its a bit cold and a bit far Norffff to give a fuck about. What next? A controlled explosion on an unattended Dildo in Cleethorpes???

Id expect the Dutch to be a tad more on the ball than the Belgians. Its not like you had one of the Paris terrorist ring leaders living openly in a suburb of Amsterdam for months, is it. PS: Having been through Shipol a few times, well, your boys are very visible like our Police at UK Airports.

what can i say the people of Belgium must be mourned in a way that requires zero effort so that I can feel like a good person. Did you mourn the people of Turkey when Ankara was attacked? No but he went out and had a kebab in solidarity.

That made me fucking laugh!!

It was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'TWAS ONLY A PRANK BRO!!!! EDIT: (posted this before realising LFN and RC are both probably to old and clever to give a fuck about yet another of my shit posts) FTFY

It was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good to see Kay Burley has been sent over to Belgium to cover the latest terrorists attacks. Well done Sky, now just make sure she aint allowed back into Blighty.

Is it coz you have juggs like marrows and can suck the bumper off a Land Rover?? Was that a rhetorical question? I have a fabulous rack and as for my oral skills that will have to remain in your (and Deathray's) imaginations. I do think it's the hair though. I get interesting offers; a few I'd even consider. Im too old for those.

Good old casual ethnicism, the last true bastion of politically incorrect arseholes like yourself. Perhaps if we had all inclined to be a little less 'Politically correct' we wouldn't be in the deep fucking shit we are currently in. Now fuck off back to school. We're not in any deep shit, no more so than we were in the 70s, 80s, or 90s. Put the Daily Mail down and pick up a good book and book a one way trip to Switzerland. How would you know, you didn't exist in the 70s and 80s.

Is it coz you have juggs like marrows and can suck the bumper off a Land Rover??

Good old casual ethnicism, the last true bastion of politically incorrect arseholes like yourself. Perhaps if we had all inclined to be a little less 'Politically correct' we wouldn't be in the deep fucking shit we are currently in. Now fuck off back to school.

Well ive got my pick up truck for sale and ive had a message from a potential buyer, a Tariq from Walthamstow East London. Do I tell him it has the capacity to carry a rocket launcher? Does he need to know that, IMHO, it will drive to Syria, no bother??? Fucking hell!!!

Cook sees this as 'personal' as Palmer was the only person who made a death threat to Cook( and Cook has had umpteen) that was taken seriously. That's not true. Several years ago, I saw Roger Cook (who used to live a few miles down the road from me) driving in his gas guzzling 4x4 AGAINST the arrows in our local Tesco car park. I made a death threat and an offensive hand signal to him. Maybe he will make a documentary about me next. Aside from that, my dad also sold him a car many years ago. Said he was a right cunt. So he lived in Wiltshire???? All makes sense now.....

Some of us, it would seem, are typing things into search engines that, perhaps, they really shouldn't be.

Cook sees this as 'personal' as Palmer was the only person who made a death threat to Cook( and Cook has had umpteen) that was taken seriously.

That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old. Man the fuck up You w***er!

Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath. Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it.

Yes but, lets be honest, 71.4% of adult men would shag Palin but only 0.4% would have sexual intercourse, or summat,with Burley.

HERETIC!!! I used to think that was the last word sung in the title song to Hong Kong Phooey. Its fan-riffic, actually...

Has it REALLY come to this?? Sad times.

Perhaps the natural Planet cycle of global warming would not be quite as acute if people stopped fucking breeding. Yes, its as simple as that.

You had no reason to point out anything. There are a million and one films that Id never watch because of the subject matter. Star Wars is one of them. You don't HAVE to view something, experience something, taste something or eat something to form an opinion as to whether you like it or not. Do you think that every woman that wont swallow has actually tasted semen!!!!!!!! Do yourself a favour, spend some more time studying and less time on here being irritating. You are not funny anymore Kid.

I just had to Google him Handy, now I know who he was!!! He's better known for being in a Taste of Honey. It's a shame he died obitless. I looked on the Wiki page, never realised there were so many presenters, some before they were 'famous' and others like Julie Stevens (79) had been an actress in The Avengers/Carry On Cleo before hitting the heights with Play School. Plenty of DL material, by the look of it.

if you didn't watch it how can you make judgement on it. Watch the movies before you talk shit on them if you watch them and hate them, fine but at least watch them first.Do me a favour, fuck off.how about you stop such a judgmental asshole and exactly take time out of your day to try things it's proven that people who hate movies without watching them are ignorant and ignorant people are stupid.Fuck offPS: Its aRsehole. it's amazing how your profile pic fits your personality.... Don't you kiddies have homework to do? don't you have a job. No. so you're an employed waster. I could tell you I was J.K. Rowling, Betty Boothroyd or Princess Anne and you wouldn't know whether it was true or not. and this is relevant how? I was just demonstrating the pointlessness of your flawed deduction. not having a job = unemployment. Not having a job = Retired, Enough money not to have to work or STILL AT SCHOOL like you are, supposedly!!!! FFS, you have gone from amusing and endearing to a complete fucktard.