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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    I just had to Google him Handy, now I know who he was!!!
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    Star Wars Deaths

    As per my original post, Its not my thing. Ive never watched Legally Blonde but I know that id fucking hate it and and 2nd, 3rd or 23rd film. The point is, for me, its something that never interested me and, IMHO, they have milked the whole damn thing more times than John Holmes got milked in the Swedish Erotica franchise.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    if you didn't watch it how can you make judgement on it. Watch the movies before you talk shit on them if you watch them and hate them, fine but at least watch them first.Do me a favour, fuck off.how about you stop such a judgmental asshole and exactly take time out of your day to try things it's proven that people who hate movies without watching them are ignorant and ignorant people are stupid.Fuck offPS: Its aRsehole. it's amazing how your profile pic fits your personality.... Don't you kiddies have homework to do? don't you have a job. No. so you're an employed waster. Hold on, you asked Toast if she had a job, she said no and now you are calling her an Employed waster. You thick twat! No, you cant blame it all on the phone, its 99% you. If you want to be edgy and a bit confrontational then, at the very least, learn to spell and be intelligent. Even Zorders could manage that.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Star Wars Deaths

    if you didn't watch it how can you make judgement on it. Watch the movies before you talk shit on them if you watch them and hate them, fine but at least watch them first.Do me a favour, fuck off.how about you stop such a judgmental asshole and exactly take time out of your day to try things it's proven that people who hate movies without watching them are ignorant and ignorant people are stupid. Fuck off PS: Its aRsehole. it's amazing how your profile pic fits your personality.... You can fuck off too.
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Star Wars Deaths

    if you didn't watch it how can you make judgement on it. Watch the movies before you talk shit on them if you watch them and hate them, fine but at least watch them first.Do me a favour, fuck off.how about you stop such a judgmental asshole and exactly take time out of your day to try things it's proven that people who hate movies without watching them are ignorant and ignorant people are stupid. Fuck off PS: Its aRsehole.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    I did have 'the poster' when the original film came out. Some kid in class was selling them at £1 a pop, they were, IIRC, the real deal. Probably worth shit loads of money now.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    if you didn't watch it how can you make judgement on it. Watch the movies before you talk shit on them if you watch them and hate them, fine but at least watch them first. Do me a favour, fuck off.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    Id quite like the whole Star Wars franchise to fuck off and die. I suppose Im in the minority that feels this way and in an even smaller minority that has never watched the shite.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Bloody hell Cat, I thought you wasn't in to 'birds'! Make your mind up!!
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The dead of 2016

    Ah indeed, it'll be the 20th anniversary since her album was unleashed upon the more discerning, listening public.. and a damn fine album it was too ! The lyrics to 'You Oughta Know' still ring through my ears when I left my ex-wife.. after I caught her muff-ruffling with another woman, as ya do. (I only left her 'cos she wouldn't share) Keep up the posting quality, you are certainly in the gang now. We wont be mugging you for your dinner money.
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    The dead of 2016

    Maybe Hein can hunt him down and knee cap him?
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    No damage has been done, except to your integrity. Oh I lost that years ago!!! I know that but the shreds you had left are slowly going the way of Jimmy Saviles youth work. Oh dear, did he bugger you or make you toss him off? Insinuating somebody was sexually abused, stay classy. You fecking trump supporting tosser. You just cant handle it, can you. Is that what the scout grandmaster said to you when he took you and your mate down by the river on summer camp, fifty fucking years ago? No, it was the cubs 1971.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    No damage has been done, except to your integrity. Oh I lost that years ago!!! I know that but the shreds you had left are slowly going the way of Jimmy Saviles youth work. Oh dear, did he bugger you or make you toss him off? Insinuating somebody was sexually abused, stay classy. You fecking trump supporting tosser. You just cant handle it, can you.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Id venture it had more to do with falling into the stairs than falling down the stairs. Same thing, really. Smartarse.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Tbf, its a bit tame compared to Z, we haven't even mentioned Halibuts!
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    No damage has been done, except to your integrity. Oh I lost that years ago!!! I know that but the shreds you had left are slowly going the way of Jimmy Saviles youth work. Oh dear, did he bugger you or make you toss him off?
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    No damage has been done, except to your integrity. Oh I lost that years ago!!!
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    No good trying to heap shite on me, the damage was done several posts back!
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Yes, your reply to SC makes no sense as to the content of his post. Twat. As anyone with a brain cell would deduce, I meant to quote your post to which my reply makes perfect sense, Mr Lord of Oral Sex with Mandela. As anyone with a brain cell would deduce, I meant to quote your post to which my reply makes perfect sense, Mr Lord of Oral Sex with Mandela. I know what you meant to quote, I was just making you look a tool.........again. If that was your intention, being able to use quotes properly yourself would be a good start, You want me to pass you down a bigger shovel? You might want to take a look at your last post. Nope.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus. hold on, I don't get it... You don't get what, can you explanation which part of my post you need an explanation for, grandad? Yes, your reply to SC makes no sense as to the content of his post. Twat. As anyone with a brain cell would deduce, I meant to quote your post to which my reply makes perfect sense, Mr Lord of Oral Sex with Mandela. Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus. hold on, I don't get it... You don't get what, can you explanation which part of my post you need an explanation for, grandad? Yes, your reply to SC makes no sense as to the content of his post. Twat. As anyone with a brain cell would deduce, I meant to quote your post to which my reply makes perfect sense, Mr Lord of Oral Sex with Mandela. I know what you meant to quote, I was just making you look a tool.........again. If that was your intention, being able to use quotes properly yourself would be a good start, You want me to pass you down a bigger shovel?
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus. hold on, I don't get it... You don't get what, can you explanation which part of my post you need an explanation for, grandad? Yes, your reply to SC makes no sense as to the content of his post. Twat. As anyone with a brain cell would deduce, I meant to quote your post to which my reply makes perfect sense, Mr Lord of Oral Sex with Mandela. Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus. hold on, I don't get it... You don't get what, can you explanation which part of my post you need an explanation for, grandad? Yes, your reply to SC makes no sense as to the content of his post. Twat. As anyone with a brain cell would deduce, I meant to quote your post to which my reply makes perfect sense, Mr Lord of Oral Sex with Mandela. I know what you meant to quote, I was just making you look a tool.........again.
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus. hold on, I don't get it... You don't get what, can you explanation which part of my post you need an explanation for, grandad? Yes, your reply to SC makes no sense as to the content of his post. Twat.
  23. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus. hold on, I don't get it...
  24. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Queen Elizabeth II

    Id venture it had more to do with falling into the stairs than falling down the stairs.
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    ..........actually take your finger out of your arse and post something on the forum. That's what the place is for, interaction and cat fights!!!
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