Lord Fellatio Nelson

What is he, 72 this year? Its not like he is 30 and on dodgy ground, he is a 71 year old man fast approaching the 'average age an adult US male will live to' so, well, he is looking old because he is fucking old!!!! The idea that he will automatically live to 90 odd ( if the cancer wasn't there) is a falsehood as it is not a certainty that we live as long as our parents or summat.

'He's a shit SC, he's just a shit SC, he is a shit S Ceeeeeeeeee, hes just a shit SC......' May be more understandable from the terraces tbf.

TBF, his mum was a bit of a sort back in the day. Is Justins daddy really Pierre????? Yup. Were you even born when Margaret was partying and shagging???

TBF, his mum was a bit of a sort back in the day. Is Justins daddy really Pierre?????

Hold on, Im not up on Canadian Politics so forgive me being thick but........... Has his success got anything to do with the, ya know, family name??????? Hmmmmm.

You missed out 'utter fucking geniuses'...................

Isn't there a 'Famous For 15 Minutes Thread'? That would catch all sorts of nonentities. There is actually a 'Docter Docter' titled thread by Banshees on the extra curricular thread.

Fucking hell, at least try to change your posting style. Hows mummy?

I bet his toupee isn't that old.

But now they can call him the 3rd dead Beatle. Stuart Sutcliffe was the first one though, so Sir George is #4 So there are, or were, several 5th Beatles, possibly simultaneously. I'm confused. The original paid line up had Stuart Sutcliffe on bass, McCartney on guitar, Lennon on guitar, Harrison on guitar and Pete Best on drums. Sutcliffe - art student mate of John's from back in the day - stayed in Hamburg and died of a brain haemorrhage. Pete Best got sacked and replaced and that produced the Fab Four. Until Paul died in 9 November 1966 and was replaced by Brian. After they split George died in 1974 and was replaced by an imposter and the CIA organised an assassination for John in 1980. Ringo survived an assassination attempt in 1964 and is now the only surviving Beatle because his life is protected by a Jewish conspiracy to keep him prominent. Glad you raised it, I'll promote my forthcoming book on Beatle legends via this thread once it goes live on Amazon! Should have guessed that really. I mean, look at the size of his fucking nose!!!

So, in effect, you want our concern and compassion extended to a vile individual who accused one member of raping his own children and thought it was amusing to bait me over the death of my dad? What fucking planet do you live on?Look, we dont do group hugs here,thats left to mumsnet to do. SC is a tosser, he is fixated with post counts and ripping into long gone members ( who would shit all over him for post quality ) over how many 'likes' they never got ffs!!! Why should we like him?? MK is ok but im suspecting its a second account, the jury is out as far as in concerned. To summarise people come and go but massive cunts like Z should stay gone

Looking at him now, you would never think he was the kind of fanny magnet that could pull a 13 yr old with the promise of seeing some kittens, aye.

I'm watching it, simply because I've suddenly and inexplicably fallen in love with Ricky Wilson and Will.I.Am. Its your age.....

The Voice is fucking shit. My ears have been assaulted by two whiney 'edgy' bints who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Connie Francis will be turning in her grave, one day.

Really??? Was he well hung?

Trying to work out if this is aimed at me, Sir Creep or MK. I'd have normally assumed Zorders but he hasn't posted in a while, do we know what the hell happened to him? Was he banned, committed suicide or went to jail? I thought this was aimed at MK. LFN not being inclined to accept Folly of Youth as mitigation. It wasn't. MK is fine and likeable, he just needs to keep away from trying to be a bit Z and remain more Bambi. It was aimed at Sir C, a massive twat, whos obsession with post counts and 'likes' is boring the tits off of the collective forum. As he is still posting like he hasn't been posting that crap you have to assume that he is either stupid or a sociopath. You say sociopath like it's a bad thing... SC ...........its stupid then.

So if must of use know, why bother to post it again? I daresay there's a thread for agony aunts somewhere anyway. why bother posting Paul Daniel's cancer agin. Why post Sidney poilters poor aging but if you must ask it's because I don't want to repeat this year by forgetting a shit load of celebs with cancer i.e Dan heggerty and Pat Harrington. Well, keep a fucking list then, like the rest of us do. This forum is not your personal note pad. I only just saw this.

Trying to work out if this is aimed at me, Sir Creep or MK. I'd have normally assumed Zorders but he hasn't posted in a while, do we know what the hell happened to him? Was he banned, committed suicide or went to jail? I thought this was aimed at MK. LFN not being inclined to accept Folly of Youth as mitigation. It wasn't. MK is fine and likeable, he just needs to keep away from trying to be a bit Z and remain more Bambi. It was aimed at Sir C, a massive twat, whos obsession with post counts and 'likes' is boring the tits off of the collective forum. As he is still posting like he hasn't been posting that crap you have to assume that he is either stupid or a sociopath.

It hasn't happened in about ten years, but to some I sound really young on the phone. I would get:Cold Caller: "Hello, is your mother there?" Me: "My mother is deceased." Cold Caller: "Uhm...oh...What about your father?" Me: "I don't have a dad." Usually they hang up at this point. One persistent caller, tried (with a snarky tone): "May I speak to Mrs. Random, then?" Me: "Mrs. Random WAS my mother." With caller ID I just don't answer unknown callers now or answer and quickly hang up. One of my friends just shouts 'fuck off' or 'bollocks' and hangs up on them. Come on, admit it, one of your 'friends' is really YOU!!

I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the following video to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. Yes but she has got a face like its hit a wall at 42mph.

You truly have to marvel at peoples rhinoceros like skin. The fella gets a metaphoric 12 inch John Holmes special rammed up his man cave by people agog at his utter fuckwittery and, rather than keep a very low profile, they continue to post like it never happened. Well it did, it did, it did!!! We wont forget

As far as I am aware they did They did, but it wasn't Blackburn hosting the show. Don't know who it was, but it was shit. It was Mark Goodyer (sp) who sounded like he was struggling to find a personality. He was fucking awful. I love POTPs, IF Tony isn't coming back then,FFS, give us somebody we can warm to. Where's Dale Winton, that's what I want to know. Probably having more colonic irrigation. He used to do POTPs so he could do it again!

As far as I am aware they did They did, but it wasn't Blackburn hosting the show. Don't know who it was, but it was shit. It was Mark Goodyer (sp) who sounded like he was struggling to find a personality. He was fucking awful. I love POTPs, IF Tony isn't coming back then,FFS, give us somebody we can warm to.

Well they probably wont but I will. You are, without a shadow of a doubt, a complete and utter tool. Fuck off Cunt Creep.

One word. Minipops. Yes, I remember that bucket of vomit. It must have been one of the only times in UK modern history that there was tacit encouragement for mainstream paedophilia. Aye, but don't diss the Victorians who allowed marriage for improbably young children and also sustained a vibrant trade in child prostitution. Quite true Mary, you would have thought we had moved swiftly forwards from those times. We obviously haven't!!!!