Lord Fellatio Nelson

Yes, it would make him an even younger killer ( from the womb to, er 2 years old) than the 4 yr old that Pakistani court sent down for life for murder.....

Wow!!!!!!!!! Ive read bits of this before. They missed out Uncle Bob Maxwell, obviously.

One word. Minipops. Yes, I remember that bucket of vomit. It must have been one of the only times in UK modern history that there was tacit encouragement for mainstream paedophilia.

Yeah but it looked like a fucking lovely cake, eh!!

Im just wondering how many future members of our medical profession will be chomping at the bit to go out out there and do their bit come the next, inevitable, outbreak?? Not fucking many!

Listen, if you were 92 and she was sucking your knob YOU wouldn't look to horrendous either!!!!!

That's because most music after 1994 is ear-shite. Actually most music after about 1986 is fucking bollocks.Most music after 1906 is fucking bollocks. I blame the N-words. Tempus. You're heading for a warning. 'Non whites' is the correct response. I'm not politically correct. I very much hope the era of having to be careful what you say (lest you offend someone or someone takes offence on behalf of others) is coming to an end. Free speech should be an absolute, including incitement to violence. This isn't about political correctness it's about basic levels of respect to people of a different skin colour. No, it's about freedom of speech, the word N-word should not be censored, nor should; Paki, nig nog, jungle bunny, coon, kaffir, spick, chink, kike, etc... They shouldn't really be used though, given that there is far less emotive terminology for all of them. You seem to be using these terms purely to make a point about free speech without consideration for emotional and historical connections, which makes you a quite vile person. Its utterly shocking, nearly as shocking as hearing a 5yr old shout out the word 'fuck' in the middle of Tescos. Nice to see a legendary DL pro coming out of retirement, although id still have to go for Dr Z finishing it in the 3rd round. A five year old using the word fuck is not very shocking round my neck of the woods. Anybody using the n word would be met with gasps of shock. They might get away with chink and depending on the company paki or calling anyone from asia a jap. I've just how ridiculous this arbitrary societal lines are.. My betting is Dr Z has stopped posting because he remembered his Tempus Fugit password Impossible!!!!!!!! Tempus is NOT Z as he is far more intelligent.

Pick of the Pops now has the sound of something that's distinctly shit.

That's because most music after 1994 is ear-shite. Actually most music after about 1986 is fucking bollocks.Most music after 1906 is fucking bollocks. I blame the N-words. Tempus. You're heading for a warning. 'Non whites' is the correct response. I'm not politically correct. I very much hope the era of having to be careful what you say (lest you offend someone or someone takes offence on behalf of others) is coming to an end. Free speech should be an absolute, including incitement to violence. This isn't about political correctness it's about basic levels of respect to people of a different skin colour. No, it's about freedom of speech, the word N-word should not be censored, nor should; Paki, nig nog, jungle bunny, coon, kaffir, spick, chink, kike, etc... They shouldn't really be used though, given that there is far less emotive terminology for all of them. You seem to be using these terms purely to make a point about free speech without consideration for emotional and historical connections, which makes you a quite vile person. Its utterly shocking, nearly as shocking as hearing a 5yr old shout out the word 'fuck' in the middle of Tescos. Nice to see a legendary DL pro coming out of retirement, although id still have to go for Dr Z finishing it in the 3rd round.

So is it that you're not feeling well and awake at 2:40 or that Tony Blackburn has been sacked that's got you riled up? Feeling unwell, Tony being sacked has not given me man flu but its SO UNFAIR!!!!!

Now 2.40am, im feeling like shite and ive come downstairs, stuck the TV on and found that Tony Blackburn has been sacked. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

As an aside, IIRC, when BHB said his farewells there was some sort of clue that it was somebody close to him who was dying, not BHB himself. Edit: Didn't he used to have a website or fb page? Im sure I remember seeing him elsewhere on the WWW.

Do you know who BHB is? There are times when I smell a great big fuck off hairy rat.

This place? True,ish. Or they're shit hand cams. The pre Oscar season is great for this, they send out screener DVDs to the judging panel long afore their in the cinema and they obviously get pirated. Hateful Eight and The Revenant were 2 examples I watched in December. But would these have authentic packaging and all the extras? Don't do it Toastie!!!!!!!!!

Curmudgeon.

I just had to google that one as I didn't watch Eurovision last year...or the year before that or.... I actually thought you were quoting a Rolf Harris statement of defence.

How about a girl with a wooden leg who tap dances? Yes, that's an idea but the leg would have to have woodworm

Doesn't matter who we send as the Ukraine will win it. They have a Crimean based Halibut folk singer who is from the Tatar community once exiled by Stalin etc etc.. I expect her to be black, a hermaphrodite and wheelchair bound coz she was born without any legs.....or arms and she is also blind with a lisp. We really need to learn to play the tea and sympathy card.

To be fair to one and all Salmond based his whole financial plan for an independent Scotland on the price of crude. I quite like Sturgeon, she looks like she is about to turn into wee Jimmy Krankie, and I like the idea of a fully independent Scotland being completely dependent on the EU.............. Its going to be like breaking free from a marriage to a control freak only to go straight down the isle with an even bigger one.

I have got completely lost in this sentence (which ironically begins with the word 'simply'). I think, the thrust of the sentence is that EU migration will not really be cut because the overall quota of migrants allowed into the uk, if there is a set quota, will be met by reducing the amount of NON EU migrants allowed into Blighty...........I think.

Edit: I forgot the link! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3457221/KATIE-HOPKINS-ll-never-know-really-happened-Maddy-parents-accept-share-blame-let-go.html She is right. But a bit late. Better late than never toastie!!

Edit: I forgot the link! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3457221/KATIE-HOPKINS-ll-never-know-really-happened-Maddy-parents-accept-share-blame-let-go.html She is right.

FTFY

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong. I swear I was right. You made that prediction in late September 2015. Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction. I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson who the fuck are the last two fuck off.Whats going on????You have gone from Sam Dingle to Tom Hardy in a matter of days. who the fucking hell is sam dingle Lay off the Lemonade Kid!!!!

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong. I swear I was right. You made that prediction in late September 2015. Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction. I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson who the fuck are the last two fuck off. Whats going on???? You have gone from Sam Dingle to Tom Hardy in a matter of days.