Lord Fellatio Nelson

Would have done better if people had been able to buy off of Amazon without the 'glitches' which, probably, put people off. I cannot believe that there are that many wank stains that would actually purchase anything that utter vomit act LadBaby makes.

I suspect that he would be shitting it at the prospect of catching covid after pneumonia, if it was actually pneumonia he actually caught.... Frankie and the Four Seasons are deffo om my playlist but I don't see him coming back.

Yeah but what about people telling folk called Eve that 'tomorrow is Christmas Eve, Eve'.

Without the make up? 88.

........and he also had a big shit in the morning followed by waffles for lunch.

Post of the week.

So, IIRC, according to Nostradamus, when Pope number wotsit finally croaks then t'end of't world will appen, or summat. So is this old fossil the last one?

I really could not help but think that Danielle is beginning to look a bit like that Wealdstone football supporter fella Mr 'You Want Some?

Ah, yeah, role play! He went round hers to 'discuss' the impact of the virus on the NHS and, as he was getting to the main points, his dick fell out of his trousers and.... Yes, I can see that working.

It was ok, he fucked her while wearing a suit....

I was there last Sunday, they told me to fuck off.

The modelling has been pretty shit up to to now. The biggest tosser for that is Neil Ferguson who is to predictive modelling what Gemma Collins is to anorexia. Still the fucker gets quoted time and time again by a press and media that, you can imagine, masturbates furiously at the pleasure of reporting doom and gloom scenarios to a tired and fucked off public. I think, looking at the latest figures, 44 people ( correcting me will be welcomed) have died due to the virus in the last 24 hrs. 44!! Fuck all, basically. Omicron infections have also dropped by a third, apparently, too. In other news, my local hospital has had to shut down a big fuck off ward because of a virus......the norovirus. It the Rona doesn't get the vulnerable the noro will have people shitting themselves to death.

It was the Norwich game.

Amen.

According to South African doctors and scientists ( the scientists clever enough to first discover the new variant ) we are jumping the gun a tad. Chris Witty, when asked about this, stated that it is different here , blah, blah, blah because we have had more delta cases and it has combined and, and... I haven't quoted verbatim but I could detect a slight whiff of bullshit. I've had the jabs, the booster and expect to be having boosters every few months for as long as I have left on planet Earth, which I accept. What I am struggling to accept is this constant 'Save the NHS' bollocks when it was created to save us. We KNEW that there could be new variants out there, we KNEW they could be more transmissible and our brilliant Government, scientific advisors and assorted big time Charlie experts did absolutely nothing to prepare the NHS for any major increase in covid stricken patients. Now, again, we are staring greater restrictions in the face, which is marvellous. To be fair, I went to White Hart Lane a couple of weeks back and wasn't asked to show my vaccination status, which I found strange. Nearly 60,000 in a stadium and I doubt if many were asked either. We have not been hot enough on that and now we are paying a high price. Omicron is not fucking the economy, the Government is and people that deny that the virus is nothing more than a bit of a cold. Apart from all that, business as usual, innit.

I know somebody that died from the virus, just saying, like.

Yes, I can vaguely recall it being called a pool. Pity it wasn't really, they would have had to cancel the ice shows.

......and another thing. This load of old shit. As a kid I never did get that seasonal wank called 'Holiday on Ice' which was advertised all over ITV leading up to Christmas. I thought that the idea of having to sit through performances with people dressed like famous story characters while poncing around on ice skates was gut wrenchingly boring. I still do.

FTFY.

Yvonne!!!! Seen any dead pigeons lately?

You seriously think that anybody on here is moronic enough to want to track he.........oh, ok then.

Yeah, finger lickin good!

This kind of shite. Many homes are adorned with this kind of sugary sweet sickly bollocks. Like, what's the fucking point. An utter puke fest.

Really? She has had more nuts slapping into her chin than a nymphomaniac porn star.

...only if she discovers that her father was Hughie Green.