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    Biggest 'miss(es)' by the DL Committee 2016

    ........in a good way...................with the odd Norman Bates thrown in.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Can I join and then post.... Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt, etc etc till I get a 24hr ban?
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    Biggest 'miss(es)' by the DL Committee 2016

    Stop poncing around and sign up to the forum then. Obviously, im assuming that you don't already have a proper account and just post as a guest to piss people off.
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    Michael Moore

    He might be gone before then. He's only 61 now. You cant knock the Kids enthusiasm though, hes a good lad. Michael Moore. Horrible thing to say but, If I was asked to describe what a typical American kiddy fiddler would look like, Id have to show a pic of Moore. Baseball cap hiding unkempt hair, beard barely disguising the chins and a fat bastard, yeah, he has it nailed on.
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    Biggest 'miss(es)' by the DL Committee 2016

    I said as much on page two. TBF, its another method of upping your post count if people actually give a monkeys.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    ......even if it turns out she has Tourettes??
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    good luck and if things go bad on the date pull this gem. I lost my teddy bear,will you sleep with me. Kid.................
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Never heard of it before. Looks like the kind of place David Icke would frequent!
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Yes I can. Thanks. You're a really nice person and I'm a slight unhinged muppet, I apologise to everyone for my previous actions. "Go, and from now on sin no more." I read that somewhere. It's either from a book or a film. Cliff Richards solicitor August 22nd 2015.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Bean-flicker is a lesbian too. Here are a few for your consideration. Fucking good post Cat!!!!!
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    Presenters

    Anybody got the SP on Pete Murray? No? Fuck ya then.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Possibly the worst thread on the forum, its like somesort of kiss of death. People come in, say hello then fuck off never to be heard from again. The new generation of DLer has no staying power whatsoever. With a welcoming committee like this inebriated pissant fuckwit turdburglar Dr Zorders how can anyone resist? Best post of the week, even though its only Monday. It will quite possibly end up being post of the year. Now THAT is an entrance!
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    Atheists

    Possibly covered elsewhere, did a search but it didnt turn up anything. Famous dead atheists, famous atheists soon to die, erm atheists... Anybody?
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2017

    Will be interesting to see if he or Bewes will go first. Is there not a feud between the two men and the issue of paternity to Susan Jamesons 'rejected' son? There is a longstanding feud between them. Wasn't Richard O'Sullivan rumoured to the father of Susan Jameson's son? I have actually met him (the son, not Dickie O) and he reluctantly played half a Carpenters song for me on the piano. I think, going by what I read, Bewes could have been the father but the secret was a long time coming out, hence, the feud wasn't from the beginnings more from a much later time, as it were. Edit: O'Sullivan would have been 16 at the time of her sons birth and, more likely 15 ( ive not checked) at the time of conception so it seems unlikely that he is the daddy.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2017

    Will be interesting to see if he or Bewes will go first. Is there not a feud between the two men and the issue of paternity to Susan Jamesons 'rejected' son?
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    The dead of 2016

    No, not even he could help.
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    The dead of 2016

    No ALL Brits were 'happy' when she died.History demonstrates here arrogance but it also shows that she did good in many ways, the wind of change the country needed. I punched the air the morning I heard the news, but the happiness was shortlived. While the person had died, her ideas live on in someone else. Many people were happy when she did her right-to-buy scheme, allowing council tenants to purchase their homes at, in some cases, a huge discount. This resulted in a huge lumpsum for local authorities that very soon dried up as people were paying their mortgages to the banks, rather than a monthly rent to the council. Thatcher's downfall with the public, was the poll tax. She also had to deal with others in the party who were planning to oust her anyway. Yes the Poll tax finished her really, mind you accusing the public of being 'moaning minnies' didn't go down well either...
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    The dead of 2016

    No ALL Brits were 'happy' when she died. History demonstrates here arrogance but it also shows that she did good in many ways, the wind of change the country needed.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    I have watched the movie.Not the same but it was a good attempt at an 'unfilmable' book. Bit like Naked Lunch by William Burroughs, now that is surreal.I liked it. You read it???????????????????????
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    EFA
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    Doug Ellis

    That's BOB Ellis you doughnut.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Well, is it any good then?? I'd recommend it. It helps if you can appreciate Thomson's particular world view and seek to ameliorate your own moral compass. Chivas Regal and peyote also help, Fucking hell, that's me out then. I cant get more sophisticated than Big Vern and Mr Logic. In a way Viz is an extension of Thomson's Gonzo milieu. You shouldn't dismiss it (or your capacity to gain enjoyment) so lightly my friend. When Ive understood what you have just written I shall ponder its content.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Well, is it any good then?? I'd recommend it. It helps if you can appreciate Thomson's particular world view and seek to ameliorate your own moral compass. Chivas Regal and peyote also help, Fucking hell, that's me out then. I cant get more sophisticated than Big Vern and Mr Logic.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Well, is it any good then??
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Joke that once got a round of applause when I was doing a speech at a paranormal shindig Audience member - Do you actually believe anything in Timothy Good's books? Me - You can usually trust the publisher's name and address. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
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