Lord Fellatio Nelson

Nah, that's Islam. Altogether now; Muhammad was a goat fucker, a goat fucker, Muhammad was a paedophile, a paedophile. You no longer wear the crown.

Anybody seen Brucie lately?? He did that 'sorry I cant be with you' bollocks for Strictly but since then absolutely nothing. A certainty for this year.

Cold calling is a true pox on society.

Don't you have homework to do, Zorders? Im only seeing his shit through quotes. Try the ignore setting, fucking brilliant, the forum looks so much tidier and better.

Well, a chance meeting with the chatty man appears to have raised his spirits! If Cliff had been a little bit further over to our right it would have been a nice 'Up the Arse' pic for Viz magazine. Is he smiling because he just got Cliffs' latest load? FTFY

This website/forum was created in Britain by British people. The fact that its accessible to people outside of the UK doesn't mean that you can come in, sign up and take the fucking piss out of its Country and its inhabitants. If you don't like us too much just fuck off and don't come back.

McCoy was only ever good in Vision On.

I bow to you........................for watching that shite.

Something about a gold plated urn and putting his mother in a home. Only if he does he'll have no source of income. Tell him not to do that, his mother will be the only chance he will ever get to lose his virginity!!!

Come on Phantom, whats it sayin now????

Truth discovered in Daily Mail shocker!! the couple [Rolf and Alwen Harris] wouldn't be likely to attend another party in the future. I'd say that's a fairly safe bet. Anyone hereabouts - like - invited them round? Unless its a party with lots and lots of jelly and ice cream.

This thread has become utterly fucking awesome since I put him on ignore. Its like Phantom has become Derek Acorah and is talking to a Ghost

EFA

Well, a chance meeting with the chatty man appears to have raised his spirits! If Cliff had been a little bit further over to our right it would have been a nice 'Up the Arse' pic for Viz magazine.

They sell them in packs of five in Tesco. But fuck that shit, I buy a box of 48 from the cash and carry. They're a lot smaller too from when we were kids. There are a couple of places here where I can buy them To be fair, when you are kids most things look big in your hands........

I have no sense of homour and I am gay for cat o'falk.Ok? translated its HUMOUR kid, H U M O U R. Doh!!!

Kid, you are funny when you are NOT being funny. Ok?

Buzz. This year looks to be a year of ending eras.

when someone on this list dies what will happen? The cadaver is most likely to be buried or cremated. The 'Kid' does make me chuckle sometimes. He is the antidote.

So, come on, any gossip out there?? I cant remember who said it but, the other day someone was talking about how Wogan was, well, a piss head. The bean spiller stated that they would not be surprised if his death had been due to all that drinking he did. News to me.

At least the twat didn't call him Maigret I wouldn't mind that. (damn, wrong hat) So that's why you stole that smilie Of course. I read several Maigret novels in Dutch translation, my dad had a bookshelf full of 'm. BTW, Maigret's author, Georges Simenon, had an interesting sex life, if we´re to believe him. Blimey, 10,000!!! Zorders cant even get one shag! Isn't he fixated on a different sort of pile? Possibly. Mind you, what with him being an unemployed, dirty, useless, sponging, good for nothing, pointless 'whats the point of him being alive stealing our air, layabout, sitting on his arse all day probably causes piles.

Don't knock it.

Fucking hell, we are 2nd!! We may not stay there though..

Still didn't answer the point, still a cunt, still a loser. As you were.

Given up what? Smoking? An absolutely shite thread created by somebody who is much disliked by all that have had the misfortune to be on the end of his cuntishness. What part of 'Fuck off you massive cunt because everybody hates you' do you not actually understand then? Fucking hell, your parents think you are a fucktard and now everybody else on here thinks you are a fucktard. Do the fucking sums you helmet, you are a w***er, you ponce through life generally fucking off everybody you come into contact with and are so utterly thick skinned you keep ploughing head first onwards thinking that people actually really read the crap you post. We skim through it fella, we cant be arsed anymore, not even capital letters and kewl spellinz of words makes a blind bit of difference. You carry on posting and we will carry on hating you, you have the warmth of a dead slug and the wit of a sad young man who still lives at home with his mummy coz the world is all against you. The rest of us will enjoy this forum you will just need it. You do make some of us laugh but, sadly, its for all the wrong reasons. You are one of lifes losers, you can write whatever floats your boat about me but it will never change the fact that I am so much better than you, everybody is better than you actually. You sad twat. Of course. You care so little of what I think that's why you write heartfelt essays like that. Writing "that was a load of shite!" 50 times all adds up to a lot of typing too but every time you do that you pretend each one was the only time you did it, and I ran away crying instantly when you did. Just like Phantom pretends every single Islamic terror attack is an "isolated incident". lol If you really cared that little about what I said you wouldn't try so hard to "shout me down" with your pathetic juvenile tactics and then when that doesn't work write love letters like that. Now piss off and go have a heart attack. Nice to see you sidestep the points you could never address. Like I said, loser. jeeeee sus christ. This from someone who, like I said, just gave the lamest non-responses to every single one of my posts? Then complains that I didn't address your points? What a fucking daft cunt. What brilliant points was I supposed to address, the one where you call me "one of life's losers"? What's anybody supposed to do with that? Do you think there should be a minimum amount of material wealth people have in order to be allowed to have opinions? Or were you saying the fact that I've been lumped with a very dysfunctional and hostile family, is proof that all Halibuts are peaceful or something? The point that 99.99% of the people who use this forum think you are a massive cunt and should fuck off. Will you be gracious enough to concede that you are a massive cunt, acknowledge that we hate you ( well maybe Deathray likes you a bit) and you should fuck off from here? The point about you being a loser you cannot address because you cannot counter it, you are, indeed, a loser. What the fuck have Halibuts got to do with you being a cunt and a loser? Loser.