Lord Fellatio Nelson

No.

Possibly the worst thread on the forum, its like somesort of kiss of death. People come in, say hello then fuck off never to be heard from again. The new generation of DLer has no staying power whatsoever.

I did .

Boxing? Id say the womens relay could be tricky, will they be grabbing the right baton?????

Some of them are quite good and you can tell who they are meant to be. and a few others could just as well have had Mike Yarwood doing the impersonation. You mean Bowie sang in the style of Harold Wilson and Ted Heath?? Could well be. Were Wilson and Heath a singing duo? Well, AFAIK, Wilson couldn't sing but got serviced by Porn Star Mary Millington and Lady ( Marcia Williams ) Falkender and, according to David 'Im not mad' Icke Ted Heath was part of the illuminati, an alien Lizard and, of course, did 'loads for children' So no Righteous Brothers or summat.

Some of them are quite good and you can tell who they are meant to be. and a few others could just as well have had Mike Yarwood doing the impersonation. You mean Bowie sang in the style of Harold Wilson and Ted Heath??

THAT'S TWENTY-TAE GOALS IN FIVE FUCKING GAMES!! - he's great...a classic angry Scotsman, the sort you see shouting incoherently at passers-by from a bus stop whilst clutching a can of Tennants Super. There is absolutely no need to drag charon into this.

Have you tried using your iPhone yet? Well Hein, quite honestly, I have to use one for work and they are completely useless so , yes, maybe using it to wipe my arse is the way forwards!

Agreed. Seconded

You would think that, by now, the human race would have evolved to the point that we would no longer need loo paper for number twos. Im at a loss as to why our creator chose to give dogs a 'snip it off clean' system and not humans, I mean, we are supposed to be superior, aren't we???

I recently read 'Earth, an alien enterprise'. by Timothy Good Its not like I really enjoy reading books but I do on the subject of Ufology/Aliens and suchlike. Im not giving a shit if people believe or not, its a subject that has fascinated me from childhood and its never gone away. Never will either.

He was convicted of manslaughter, for which the "standard" penalty is 8 years, but the maximum is 15. First offender, one year off: seems ordinary. What's the rate where you live? 20 years but he clearly killed his wife her body was found in the house for crying out loud. The maximum penalty for manslaughter in England & Wales is life imprisonment. The sentence is usually less, but not always, as in this case. FIRST OFFENDER for Manslaughter?!???? What in all of fuck? You dumb asses treat it like wreckless driving! Would you were that woman's sibling and hand me that 'first offense' manslaughter 'seems ordinary' nonsense. We may well be dumb asses, but it's standing practice in Dutch criminal justice. If you don't like it, propose to change it. If you care enough: immigrate and vote to change it. Are you SURE you would want him in Holland land Hein?

Have you only just realised? No. Its on in the background but, last night, it was ridiculously shit, shit and treble shit.

"MY LITTLUN IS THE SON OF GOOD" Exactly.

Eastenders, dear God, what a crock of mega Grade A shit.

He was convicted of manslaughter, for which the "standard" penalty is 8 years, but the maximum is 15. First offender, one year off: seems ordinary. What's the rate where you live? Possibly a knee capping from the Real IRA.

Nah, they take too much commission, and you have to pay Paypal as well. I might give it to somebody as a wedding present or something. How can anybody buy something that shares the same name ( slang) for a mans cock cheese??????? This is one of the great mysteries of modern life. Unravel it Toastie, unravel it!!

How can anybody buy something that shares the same name ( slang) for a mans cock cheese???????

I actually feel for his wife and the people that love him. Watching somebody you love dying is beyond horrific.

Fuck, it was YOU!!! You were the bottle thrower at Sheena Easton, right?? Briliant!

Just pretend.

Sold a toaster to magnus Magnusson about 20 years ago. He didn't know what the cancel button was for. Stuff toasters, buy a toasting fork and do it over the fire. Did you not tell him 'Its started so it will finish?

That's not a bad opening thread for a second account new member.

A bit like this... I didn't watch it either. I'm promoting Penguin Awareness. I suppose its way too late for him to stop dressing like a twat.

I do. I am.