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    Katie Price

    Yeah.....
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    Video Game Nerds

    I don't know how you do it exactly but you can sniff out a corpse like no other.
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    Katie Price

    What fucking difference does that make? 6 times she has been deemed to have been a danger on the road and her licence withdrawn. Clearly, she doesn't give a fuck and needs to be put away for a while. She is an utter cunt, no other word for her.
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    Katie Price

    Thank you for speaking for the nation.
  5. Well, he doesn't look like he is about to go anywhere soon. Looks like a man who is extremely comfortable in his own body and has slowed things down a tad to suit. I just listened to Welcome Back, and on the basis that my musical knowledge is the princely sum of fuck all, I found it quite, well, raw, if that makes any sense. I kinda liked it. That's 3 Neil Young songs I like now.
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    It may be a case of knowing about the films but not knowing their original source/ writer. Just sayin..
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

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    Boris Johnson

    Every time I see the name Tugendhat I see Tugendcock. Dunno why.
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    Boris Johnson

    Nah, it's me. I'm losing the plot.
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    Boris Johnson

    You cannot compare the resignations of Wilson, Thatcher et al with Johnson. I am trying to remember a bigger cunt than him who has occupied No10 in my lifetime and I can't. I doubt if there has been a bigger one in a 100 years. Anybody who currently serves under him is tarnished and the Tory backbenchers know it. Unlike the Ex PM's you mentioned, Johnson will leave in disgrace, prematurely and with a reputation slightly worse that a sewer rat. It's no coincidence that Truss , a decent constituency MP thrust into the limelight, has been embellishing her C.V with photo ops galore and well publicised meetings as she travels the globe. Sunak has been conspicuous by his absence, there have been plenty of rumours that he doesn't see eye to eye with Johnson. I reckon those two will be angling for a leadership challenge but the mere fact that they still work under that faecal crust will, probably, rule them out. TBF, just when you want a great leader, no fucking party can give you one. It's pretty fucking grim.
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    Boris Johnson

    That presupposes that the new leader will be a current member of the cabinet. I wouldn't be so sure.
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    Boris Johnson

    A cunt calling out a cunt, which is a novel idea!!
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    Boris Johnson

    I'm not sure where to begin with that one.
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    Boris Johnson

    I can't disagree with your views, however, it is not unreasonable to suggest that the cunt surrounded himself with people who could keep him in power, such as Cummings, and when he does fall, so will they. Any new leader is going to clear the cabinet out like an elephant clears out its bowels.
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    Boris Johnson

    Whether people have one or twenty booster jabs is irrelevant to the fact that we have a fucking shambolic government. I had my booster last week and, if needed, i will have one whenever it is required. I will show my vaccine passport, if requested. I give not a fuck to the well worn argument that those two decisions alone are down to being controlled, coerced or blackmailed. That is bollocks. We have, however, arrived at a point where people are knee jerking decisions that impact us all in a negative way. The vaccines and boosters were never designed to eliminate the virus. It was about reducing, if possible, transmission and reducing hospitalisations and deaths, which it has done. There is absolutely no confirmation that this new variant has or will increase hospitalisations and deaths. To that end, they can fuck right off.
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    Boris Johnson

    Starmer would walk the next election if he filled his shadow cabinet with moderates and shoved a large cucumbers up the arse holes of the far left within the party.
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    Boris Johnson

    The wheels are already in motion to get rid of the cunt. The Shropshire by election will, probably, see a fair sized swing away from the government and that will all that be needed to turbo charge the change of leader. The only pity is that we still have an absolute shower of shite sitting in opposition.
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    Boris Johnson

    So they put her into a safe seat. They only thing stopping her from challenging for the leadership is her own reluctance to be a Prime Minister.
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    Pelé

    Yeah, he looks so fit and healthy....
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    Room 101

    I understand people have the desire to help but why the fuck would you continue to do so by paying through the nose for that honour. There is something a bit moronic in that, I'm afraid.
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    Boris Johnson

    Ruth Davidson. She expressed no interest previously but her child is older, she is in a stable relationship and the call from her party to save them may be too much to turn down. She is good enough to win the next election, that is all the Tory back benchers need to see.
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    Boris Johnson

    Not me. I'd say YW is more likely, the wanker never stops talking about him.
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    Cartoonists And Animators

    Because you're a twat.
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    Blocking posters

    Exactly. It's pointless!!
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    Blocking posters

    You don't HAVE to see them, you can just scroll straight past them. Yeah, it's that fucking simple.
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