Lord Fellatio Nelson

Whats he done now??? He cannot possibly be as bad as Piers 'cunty the bastard' Morgan, can he.

We have them out on the field at the back of my house. Its fucking Syria in Norfolk FFS!!! Well I don't want no fucking Norfolk refugees coming to Wurzelshire! An exchange programme of interbreeding folk isn't so bad Lardy!!

We have them out on the field at the back of my house. Its fucking Syria in Norfolk FFS!!!

Genius, as per usual.

John Noakes???!!!!!!! He is almost Brian Cant type royalty Toastie, shame on you!!!!

the Duke of Windsor is not clear enough who do you mean. I think he means Edward VIII, who died in 1972. I love the assumption, quite clearly, a woman could NEVER be as thick as this fuck knuckle.

the Duke of Windsor is not clear enough who do you mean. Its clear enough, he died in 1972 of a heart attack while receiving a gummy blowjob from Wallace Simpson, allegedly.

Brilliant post. 14 names out of 50 and Anwar Sadat was president of Egypt and died in 1981 and Dahl died in 1990. Apart from that, it was shite.

EFA. We all need a bit of Hong Kong Phooey, right?

You were in the chat room with Dr Z yesterday? Ha!! Never ever him, no no no no no and NO!!

Talking to somebody that you would never have thought you would EVER talk to and finding that they are actually a damn fine person....

Look, we don't do Mrs Robinson here................ Never do a guy I could parent...my minimum is 35. Shame... Also I'm a few days off 20 - not exactly a child. Oh you are, 20 is positively child like.

The 'committee' will just whore some more names off of various sites to replace the ones that have gone this year. On the face of it, they have about as much interest in dead pooling as Bill Cosby has in shagging women who are not unconscious.

Look, Lemmy is DEAD, he has GONE, let him go FFS!!!!!!!!!!! If I read yet another 'He wuzz a leg end he wuzz...' or another anecdote about him I shall be forced to find a cats rectum to shove this laptop up!!

Look, we don't do Mrs Robinson here................

Many moons ago we used to do an, IIRC, MSN chat thingy, for the hardcore of us heros or summat. That seems a lifetime ago now.

My team 2016 Hartlepool Deadly Pool Team: The Wankers Arms PH Candidates: Olivia De Havilland Carol Channing Jean Alexander Kirk Douglas Paul Gascoigne Doris Day Abe Vigoda Cliff Michelmore Clifton James Michael Schumacher Subs: Sean Connery and Ronnie Corbett

For that remark you're the Joker of the day. Shame on you.I'm gonna miss him. Feels weird seeing his name up on news sites with "dead at 70", "died 2 days after his 70th birthday".... I'll never forget what he said to me shortly before buying me a beer after I bumped into him as I was heading to the medical tent at Donnington after getting my nose broken. He put his hand on my shoulder, looked me straight in the eye and said "You look a right fucking mess. Get yerself cleaned up and we'll get some beers down ya" Not sure which news sites are telling you he died 2 days after his birthday but his birthday is the 24th and he died on the 28th. You might be reading that he died 2 days after being diagnosed with agressive cancer..... I tell you what, its highly highly improbable that he would have been diagnosed with aggressive cancer and die from it all within the space of two days. I suspect, as is generally the case, you are diagnosed way too fucking late for anybody to do anything so you just start dying until you go down hill within a matter of days THEN die. Fair play Lemmy, you never compromised.

Actor Peter Lorre Arsenal Gooner scum bucket Mesut Ozil

I know this stuff is very popular now but, personally, it says everything about the horrible,nasty and vicious society we live in. Boxing used to get its fair share of critics but compared to that shit it is full on Gentlemens disagreement. That cage fighting crap is just one knife short of a stabbing. Each to their own, I suppose.

I think Id rather eat my own testicles.

Ok, Terry and June was wank but it was of its time but ones like The Good Life, The Reggie Perrin sagas and the like were good.

True hardcore!!

Knew id seen his face before.

We haven't. Sure SOME flowers have bloomed when they shouldn't have but ive seen no bees or wasps. More press and media hysteria.