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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Weather

    I saw a few lines from an interview with PM Cameron on the floods. He denied government neglect responsibility or neglect with an ease that made me think: mostly labour voters there, IIRC. Well here is a case in point, Hein lives in a country that doesn't appear to have the kind of flooding we get yearly.......... Those Dutch are clever buggers. As an aside, global warming may well be a reality, however, whether we are solely to blame for it is the issue. 'Since records began' is wheeled out on a regular basis, its just unfortunate that these records rarely go back more than 500 odd years which completely ignores the possibility that extreme whether patterns may well have been around 1200 years ago, 19,000 years ago etc etc. Scientists still don't know whats at the bottom of our deepest oceans yet seem to know that global warming is all down to mankind. So, lets cut fossil fuels, keep cars out of cities and keep breeding so that the planet chokes to death with overpopulation... Wonderful stuff.
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    The Weather

    So, snow in Canadialand, floods in England, bush fires in Oz and California. See? Bears do shit in the woods.
  3. Isle of Man ignored again! Whats the Isle of Man?
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2016

    Brucie didn't look too chipper tonight, Im going to be picking him for 16.
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Brian Cant

    Well you wouldn't Toastie, you were only 2 years old back in the mid 70s...................
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    Brian Cant

    I remember hating Playaway but my sister loved it and so did my parents! Julie Stevens was a 'proper actress before going into kids TV, 79 years young now and Toni Arthur is 74. If there is anybody out there that could do somesort of recce to find out how many of those Playschool/ Playaway presenters are still around...........
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    Brian Cant

    Keep him off ALL lists. He is too precious to be someones hit. Brian is spesh and should be treated as such.
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    Presenters

    Didn't realise he is 83. Has he got Parkinsons?? Edit: Has has.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Dead Pop Stars

    This is her 15 minutes then. Never heard of her. Not even sure how you did, Y-Dub. Heart stoppage killed the unknown backing vocalist. SC Certainly not a household name, and I'm familiar with her voice. Although it's not as if I would see the video come on MTV and be able to say "oh yes, that's Debi Doss". I would hazard a guess to say that I own 2-3 albums where she's credited with backing vocals. Tbf, the cleaning lady at the recording studio was credited with cleaning the studio she recorded in for those albums but wont get an obituary. Sometimes it gets ridiculously obscure. Not disputing that she's a tad obscure. After all Dennis "Fergie" Frederickson didn't get much of an obit. I think the most I saw was from the local paper here, and that's because he was living here at the time he died. I wasn't having a pop at you or anybody else, honest!! Im just thinking that, perhaps, the totally obscure should remain that way. I'm just wondering where you draw the line at "obscure", there was an article on the BBC site last week that because of the new Star Wars film the bit actors from the original trilogy have been in high demand for Sci-Fi conventions. http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35094162 Well yes, those conventions are a bit extreme really. Point taken though, ones obscure is another ones, well, not obscure!
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    Dead Pop Stars

    This is her 15 minutes then. Never heard of her. Not even sure how you did, Y-Dub. Heart stoppage killed the unknown backing vocalist. SC Certainly not a household name, and I'm familiar with her voice. Although it's not as if I would see the video come on MTV and be able to say "oh yes, that's Debi Doss". I would hazard a guess to say that I own 2-3 albums where she's credited with backing vocals. Tbf, the cleaning lady at the recording studio was credited with cleaning the studio she recorded in for those albums but wont get an obituary. Sometimes it gets ridiculously obscure. Not disputing that she's a tad obscure. After all Dennis "Fergie" Frederickson didn't get much of an obit. I think the most I saw was from the local paper here, and that's because he was living here at the time he died. I wasn't having a pop at you or anybody else, honest!! Im just thinking that, perhaps, the totally obscure should remain that way.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    This is her 15 minutes then. Never heard of her. Not even sure how you did, Y-Dub. Heart stoppage killed the unknown backing vocalist. SC Certainly not a household name, and I'm familiar with her voice. Although it's not as if I would see the video come on MTV and be able to say "oh yes, that's Debi Doss". I would hazard a guess to say that I own 2-3 albums where she's credited with backing vocals. Tbf, the cleaning lady at the recording studio was credited with cleaning the studio she recorded in for those albums but wont get an obituary. Sometimes it gets ridiculously obscure.
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    Will they actually know they have overpaid you???? Say nowt!!!
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Batman

    I remember seeing Lesley Gore on the show. Stick around, you have done some really good posts fella!
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2016

    Jesus, that's a name from the past, Dorothy Malone!! I can vaguely remember her in Peyton Place. I thought she had popped her clogs years ago.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    I just had to look him up, im not that hip and trendy, Im afraid.
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    Complaints Department

    It didn't. Think of it as a last straw. I understand the last straw concept, it's just that he put so many logs on the forums back without breaking it. Thanks for the help Lordy but I prefer to stay within the metaphor. You cant be so pedantic when you replace a straw with logs!
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    Complaints Department

    It didn't. Think of it as a last straw. I understand the last straw concept, it's just that he put so many logs on the forums back without breaking it.
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    Complaints Department

    Yes, because it is incorrect. "Schweinehund" would have been the correct insult. So you get banned for a misspelling? If that was the case there wouldn't be many users here. Help me out; I'm honestly confused. Now I'm even more confused. The "Urban Dictionary" lists schweinhund as the correct spelling for the German "pig-dog". What's the significance of the extra "e" Booky? Am I missing something because I flunked German 40 years ago? I'm really sorry, I can't explain that extra "e", it's German grammar Even as a German I've never heard anybody sayin' "Schwein_hund" before. I looked it up and now I am very surprised about the existence of that expression. I think its a saying created by the British and inserted into WW2 scenes for 'comedic value'.
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    Batman

    Just had a check through and, yes, you were right!
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    Batman

    IIRC, wasn't it Vera Miles who played that part and wasn't her name Laura Clavicle??
  21. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Football

    That's disgusting! More importantly, next time park a tractor infront of your goal!
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Not Long To Liver

    Me too and was about to offer Christiane F as a suggestion. Aye, the lack of attention to detail around here can drive you mad. I started Deadio Times so's we could all tip each other about forthcoming tv and radio gold; but it's been overrun by others posting the deaths of minor television stars. Rant over! That was a ,sort of, cuddly wuddly rant, a bit like being given a childhood cuddle by a huge breasted great aunt or summat. Glad it's working for you Mr Fellatio It will once ive found 'Aunty'.
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    Death Wishlist 2016

    get back to work. My boss would not be as direct as that, she would get someone else, two months down the line to have a go at me in the most patronising way possible while smirking smugly from the side. Smash her face in.
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    Not Long To Liver

    Me too and was about to offer Christiane F as a suggestion. Aye, the lack of attention to detail around here can drive you mad. I started Deadio Times so's we could all tip each other about forthcoming tv and radio gold; but it's been overrun by others posting the deaths of minor television stars. Rant over! That was a ,sort of, cuddly wuddly rant, a bit like being given a childhood cuddle by a huge breasted great aunt or summat.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Well I picked Jimmy Hill, just mentioning it, like..
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