Lord Fellatio Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sviu9l3bew The man at his very best...

Im struggling to remember anybody more maniacal on here as Z.

Shame you never mastered spelling.....

Why don't you put this in the Are You Being Served thread which can be found here?http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1732&page=3#entry243675 I was thinking it begs the question why a Mollie Sugden thread was ever created. Don't have the time to see which was created first but whichever was second was most certainly walking all over an existing thread.SC Godot, who started the Sugden thread was rather obsessed with her for some reason, to the extent that he tried to get me to find out her bank details. Seriously??????????????????? Yep, that's why I was never part of his fan club. You never fail to surprise me in the nicest possible ways Handy.

Why don't you put this in the Are You Being Served thread which can be found here?http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1732&page=3#entry243675 I was thinking it begs the question why a Mollie Sugden thread was ever created. Don't have the time to see which was created first but whichever was second was most certainly walking all over an existing thread.SC Godot, who started the Sugden thread was rather obsessed with her for some reason, to the extent that he tried to get me to find out her bank details. Seriously???????????????????

Now I assume that by "bathrooms", you mean the toilets. One of those senseless American usages, but leaving that aside for the moment, this does conjure up an amusing picture. Yes, sorry. I mean the toilets. When I'm at work, I get stuck in work-mode. The toilets aren't that big, they're also windowless. So if someone did decide to shoot up the place and they were able to get into the bathroom, there's hardly anywhere to take cover. Are you not in Minnesota?? Surely you are all safe over the winter months because its too fucking cold to go out on a shooting spree!!!

No, that's my massive cock, nearly as massive a cock as you. It's amazing what sticking you knob in a hive can achieve

Not the second one, thought it was just a continuation of the other argument. Too many drunk psychopaths on here. Not enough, in my opinion, now let's all crack out the vodka and trash this place. I'll be with you once I've popped the pork in the oven and finished the hoovering. Fnar fnar Holy shit, Lardy has been out Lardied!

Unlikely, he would have used Uncle Remus not Ainsley.

No, that's my massive cock, nearly as massive a cock as you.

I confess, Ive lolled my tits off.

I agree,religion hurts society more than it helps. It's time we as a society move on.. Yes, well, that was more David Brent than Plato but a good effort.

Well, look on the bright side. Alf Garnett still soldiers on even after the death of Warren Mitchell

They hated each other in real life. Madge Hindle is the only one alive out of that lot. Anyone any health news on her? Did they???? How do you know these things??????

or not Pulls out for health reasons but does hope to appear in the 2017 Deathlist Abdominal aortic aneurysms have a 40% mortality rate ,and if they can get treated before rupture, a 5% and below mortality rate! I'd say "he should be ok", but then, we don't know the type, size or what happened prior to his surgery. What happened was that an EIGHTY SEVEN year old man tripped and fell, the kind of thing most of us do from time to time but brush ourselves down and carry on. He has also had extremely invasive surgery which will take an 87 year old considerably longer to recover from as opposed to somebody much younger. He may well go on for another ten years but he wont. Yeah, time for the fiddled-with youngsters to start circling and finish off another national treasure, or summat. Either way, worth a punt on the main list next year surely. That's just blown every other post out of the water.

Do you have anything constructive to bring to the table, or are you content with attempting to hurl insults? To be fair, he is DLs very own 'fart trapped in a spacesuit.' Ignore.

TBF, Im more likely to read 50+ saggy Grannies special than The Guardian. Your teenage diaries then? No, your photo album.

TBF, Im more likely to read 50+ saggy Grannies special than The Guardian.

Orlando has a history or weird fuckers like that. Supermario for example... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html?lang=en&cc=us Where is Sir Creep from again???

Anthony Valentine dies: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34982684 Honestly, this fella was a major league TV actor of the 70s and Im fucked if I know why he hasn't had a 'proper' obit.

or not Pulls out for health reasons but does hope to appear in the 2017 Deathlist Abdominal aortic aneurysms have a 40% mortality rate ,and if they can get treated before rupture, a 5% and below mortality rate! I'd say "he should be ok", but then, we don't know the type, size or what happened prior to his surgery. What happened was that an EIGHTY SEVEN year old man tripped and fell, the kind of thing most of us do from time to time but brush ourselves down and carry on. He has also had extremely invasive surgery which will take an 87 year old considerably longer to recover from as opposed to somebody much younger. He may well go on for another ten years but he wont.

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind? No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one. Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge...... Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge.... Don't taxi drivers have to drive through it as part of the knowledge. No, Uber drivers just have to prove that they are convicted rapists or summat. It wasn't a reference to the knowledge test, but lard's intricate area. Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. We got the 'joke' but it wasn't funny.

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind? No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one. Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge...... Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge.... Don't taxi drivers have to drive through it as part of the knowledge. No, Uber drivers just have to prove that they are convicted rapists or summat.

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind? No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one. Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge...... Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them

.......that's way better than being on the...... Edit: The style of writing bears a striking resemblance to dear old (not literally) C.A. Is this an 'across the pond' style of scripture or summat? I think I could handle The Game. As for my vernacular I'm not sure might be a west coast thing. Yeah, my vernaculars hang to the west too.