Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well, we all know that you are an absolute whore.

You sick puppy!!!

Anthony Sher was, like, an AC....TORRRRRR. I will always remember him in The History Man where he got to bonk students and one of my all time favourite sex fantasies, Isla Blair. Obviously, he did much, much more but I remember him in that because it was soft core porn on the BBC.

Yeah, I moved 100 + miles away from the place and I'm still surrounded by the fuckers.

He? That is a bit presumptuous, they could be a she, non binary, an alien from the star system Zeta Reticuli etc, etc.

Tbf, they don't want to stay, expecting a job, a home and permission to bring other family members over too. Obviously, I am separating the economic migrants from the asylum seekers here, I'm not too interested in being accused of being a far right fucking loon.

I thought you were waiting for nuclear war/hell freezing over tbf. You are going soft....and no, I am not referring to what your last sexual partner said to you.

Good to see that you are finally warming to him.

Are you a necrophiliac?

How the fuck did i miss this!!!

The utter bastards!!!!!!!

Oh come on Handy!!!! Don't leave it there, tell all!

Not nearly enough one legged transgender lesbians being put forwards for the role of the next Doctor.

'' Countdown to the moment when Deathers gets another ban'' .....10.....9.....8......

Sounds more like a porn actor.

Yeah, it became everything he didn't want and hated. Love him or hate him, he is still the best political interviewer there is out there.

Alas, it was not to be.

I remember having one under my big toe, in the fleshy bit between it and the flat of my foot, when I was about 10. Once a week ( I think) I went in to school late after my regular appointment with the chiropodist that my mum would take me to. I'm fucked if I know what he used on it, napalm perhaps, but it burnt like an utter bastard which, for a 10yr old, was unbearable.

Toast has a point. Shoehorning people in to dramatic roles/jobs because they are seen to be under represented just shoves a few more gallons of unleaded on to the fire. The ability to do has been shoved to one side to ensure that we even things up a bit. That does nobody any service. As it is, I'd go for Lennie James, a brilliant actor and way too good to play the role anyway. David Harewood, Colin Salmon, all good choices, not because they are black but because they can act. That's how it should be, right?

'....entered Edward.....' I think Edward has been entered quite a few times.

Welcome back Deathsperm!

Used to have a fair few porn art scenes in his films. Problem is you had to sit through 3 hours of indulgent shite before you got to them.

Not in Aberdeen.

I did read an article once that stated that she had tits as big as marrows. I would suggest that, as a 95 year old, carrying a couple of bazookas around WOULD give her a bad back.

The Tories are very good at getting shot of leaders who become liabilities. The moment they realise that they COULD lose the next election, despite how utterly shit the opposition is, they will look to have a replacement in ASAP. The stink of corruption is in every pore of politics. The only difference is that the Tories are blatantly corrupt because they see themselves as invincible. I don't trust any of the bastards, red, blue, green, yellow, none of em!