Lord Fellatio Nelson

She still knows where her home is.

Ive decided, for tonight anyway,that the The Beach Boys were the greatest band ever.

The Joker Kim Novak

This is a weird one, Reagan wasn't actually shot. He was shot at, but the bullet that eventually hit him had ricocheted off the window of the bullet-proof limo and hit Reagan in the arm. I dunno about splitting hairs but I think you could probably split an atom wiv a hedge trimmer

I remember when he was doing it. IIRC, I can actually remember watching the first episode broadcast.

and father-in-law of Edward Woodward and grandfather to Emily Woodward but no relation to Ed Wood, Roy Wood or Woody Woodpecker or summat. So, what state - health-wise - is Roy Dotrice in? Pretty good for 92 as far as I know apart from being a bit thin and having previously fought cancer. Geoffrey Bayldon on the other hand looks pretty bad in this public appearance last year.Looks like a cold or fall could easily finish him off. Well Im guessing that his family have kept the shoe box and the receipt, those shoes look fugging brand new and its not like they are going to get much wear is it. A quick gob and polish and they will be as new ready to take back to Deichmanns, eh.

Fuck fuck!! He slipped in then slipped back out like some sort of ghost. Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take it as read that the old game of 'Six Degrees of Bacon' will now be called 'Six Degrees of Cameron' unless our dear leader is a nailed on substitute for 'This little piggy went to market' or summat.

and father-in-law of Edward Woodward and grandfather to Emily Woodward but no relation to Ed Wood, Roy Wood or Woody Woodpecker or summat.

You are both correct, he fucked the pigs mouth, allegedly.

Not necessarily. Superfast is a bit of a con trick, unless you need a high speed for data/music downloading or your broadband speed is mega shite but a provider will offer you superfast to compensate it, don't bother. My landline STILL don't work. You are fucking joking!!!!! I'm fucking not. They refuse to fix it. Insist it's my fault. Costs me a fortune to keep ringing them from my mobile, and it's causing me so much grief I've stopped bothering, it boils my fucking piss so much each time I try and speak to them that I'll have a fucking coronary soon. I've taken to gobbing on every Openreach van I see Its not down to Openreach, its down to your provider. They only refuse to send us out to fix it because you refuse to pay. Your best bet is to contact Ofcom and tell them what a bunch of fucktards your provider is. Its Talk Talk, isnt it? They are the worlds worst, I cannot even begin to understand how they are still a functioning business, every customer Ive ever been to that's had them has exclaimed 'Never Again! No it's BT, and I will never use them again once I can get out of this contract, I have five cunting months left and I'm seriously considering just not fucking paying any more and letting the cunts take me to court, fuck knows how I'm going to watch MotoGP but I will not give them a single penny more after my contract is up, they are crooks and their customer service is fucking abysmal, most of them can't speak English in a way that anyone outside of Bombay understands, and the ones that can are fucking rude, I've never had more fucking total RAGE than when I've had to speak to them. In fact I'm raging now just talking about it. If you are considering not paying anymore then you may as well accept 'possible charges' and have somebody out who will, no doubt prove. its not YOUR equipment causing the problem . That way you don't pay the fuckers but still have somebody to come and sort it out!!

Not necessarily. Superfast is a bit of a con trick, unless you need a high speed for data/music downloading or your broadband speed is mega shite but a provider will offer you superfast to compensate it, don't bother. My landline STILL don't work. You are fucking joking!!!!! I'm fucking not. They refuse to fix it. Insist it's my fault. Costs me a fortune to keep ringing them from my mobile, and it's causing me so much grief I've stopped bothering, it boils my fucking piss so much each time I try and speak to them that I'll have a fucking coronary soon. I've taken to gobbing on every Openreach van I see Its not down to Openreach, its down to your provider. They only refuse to send us out to fix it because you refuse to pay. Your best bet is to contact Ofcom and tell them what a bunch of fucktards your provider is. Its Talk Talk, isnt it? They are the worlds worst, I cannot even begin to understand how they are still a functioning business, every customer Ive ever been to that's had them has exclaimed 'Never Again!

Fucking tightwad.

Utter horse shit. Poor rhyme, that. Agreed BUT Guest decided to lump in modern slang together with cockney rhyming slang which is completely wrong!

Not necessarily. Superfast is a bit of a con trick, unless you need a high speed for data/music downloading or your broadband speed is mega shite but a provider will offer you superfast to compensate it, don't bother. My landline STILL don't work. You are fucking joking!!!!!

Not necessarily. Superfast is a bit of a con trick, unless you need a high speed for data/music downloading or your broadband speed is mega shite but a provider will offer you superfast to compensate it, don't bother.

Utter horse shit.

Freddie 'Parrot face' Davies Ex Spurs legend Ossie Ardilles Well I think so...

Quite possibly the worst thread going. We need some poachers to come and shoot the fucker dead!!

Fuck Pirate Day.

I always had a thing for Susie Dent. Quality totty.

No more, topics merged. Fucking hell, I feel like Ive just got to my door to find all my wordly goods on the front lawn and squatters living in me 'ouse!!

Can a mod please edit the title? Clearly, I am way too thick to spell 'separate' correctly. Done!

Im sure there are but, ya know, the whole point of starting a topic, even if its shite like this, is to keep the place alive and ticking over etc. Very nice link but............. Its for the good folk of DL to come up with ones, right?

Holy moly Handy!!!!!!