Lord Fellatio Nelson

Fuck that, we should, instead, discuss who would win in a fight between Ali and Stephen Hawking.Hey, now there is an idea, what about Pistorious ( without his legs) V Verne Troyer! They would be nearly the same height and have the same mobility so that could be a real ding dong!!! Hawking wins because he asks one of his assistants to knock out Ali. The other fight pastorus would win because he would cut troyer with his blades No, no blades, just hand to hand combat, or in Hawkings case hand to wheelchair combat.

Fuck that, we should, instead, discuss who would win in a fight between Ali and Stephen Hawking. Hey, now there is an idea, what about Pistorious ( without his legs) V Verne Troyer! They would be nearly the same height and have the same mobility so that could be a real ding dong!!!

National treasure Stephen Fry is a fraudster who's actually intelligence isn't as high as QI makes out. Some of us were calling Fry a cunt back in 2009 darling. Must try harder. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=3487&page=34 Blimey, that one was a blast from the past, we must mourn those who are still MIA, aye .

Wasn't too keen on Anal Gang Bang 2 tbh, you didn't give the role enough gravitas Lardy.

Depends if you have to read them or write them. Don't ever take more than the recommended dose of paracetamol. It will kill you slowly after destroying your liver. There are more worthwhile and fun ways to do that when you are a bit older. This might be better but your parents may be my age and will remember it. I was imploring my daughter to watch that film!!!!! Brilliant stuff!!

This is the broadest church out there. If you remove the abuse you will remove a lot of good posters along with the shit ones. Its not broken so leave it alone.

Why???? It aint going to make your posts any better or any worse is it??? Do you randomly change your real name? I don't get this fetish for changing a fucking cyber name, its not like we are Second Life or owt.

Things were ruined when Eastenders decided to cast Wellard the dog. I could never separate Welland from Wellard.

Is he dead yet?

I always thought it was pronounced 'Cunt' as in, er, C U N T. Jusss a lil joke there..........

Cant say I knew much about the fella, apart from knowing that his was THE aftershave of choice in the 1970s.

No fireworks. There is nothing else but hell and and that's all there is and what if there is a hell with you. Banshee, my dear, did you go off and get saved while I was gone? Seriously, Ive come to realise that BS has a reality that is true and proper and stuff, its ours that are skewed.

For a moment I thought I had gone into some fucking great big timewarp and found myself on the pages of DL several years back into the past.

Rik Mayall Carol Vordeman

There is already a film on LL showing a passenger airline being downed by the missile of an Islamist group. Possibly bollocks but there is form for shooting down passenger jets.

Aye, in response to the above and by way of aiding the 99.9% of the world's population who haven't a fucking clue who she is, this is the online home of the legend that is Judith Durham: http://judithdurham.com/home/ I find it all rather sad. Its like saying that you have never heard of Simon Dee or Mary Quant. A whole generation and some who view the 1960s in the same way as id view the 1860s. Its an age thing, right?

Awake, coherent and making perfect sense...at 7.50AM You fucking legend!!!!! Fuck off, I'd been awake and playing bingo on my phone since 5 fucking 30. Hence why I rested my head on my desk at work and dropped off for a second at about 11 Are there any sneak pics out there with you snoring, dribbling and your left Tit hanging out like a water filled ballooooooon??

Awake, coherent and making perfect sense...at 7.50AM You fucking legend!!!!!

Oh look Sir Creep is a moaning fuck who can't remember his own password. Did u just 'like' your own post? That's something for you to seriously consider , liking your own posts. Nobody else does.

The Seekers are a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. Personally Judiffffff shits all over Joni, although I do own her album 'Blue' which, yeah, its good. Judifffffff to hang on long after Joni has turned.......blue.

Picture taken a few minutes before Wayne Rooney arrived! There is no end to your genius Mary!! Yes, IIRC, she was 84 and her grand daughter was on the X Factor or summat???

I couldn't agree more. In fact I think I've had a recent rant about that myself somewhere on these pages. It's another of those emotional Americanisms. See below. I confess I don't mind 'lose' and 'loss' so much, because 'to lose' can mean to be deprived of something. The one I don't like is 'passed'. Especially when it's used alone, without the traditional 'away' or 'on'. Sorry if it's been mentioned before but the one that gets me is the proliferation of "proms" instead of school dances, or indeed in my day school disco. (Maybe we should take this to the language thread again ha ha!). I can understand the derivation, but I personally dislike the terminology. I always thought a prom was short for promenade, like a stroll along the seafront. Mind you, we never even had school discos in my day. Not that I would have gone if we did, cos it was a girls' school The days of Six Five Special Toastie? Perhaps Marie Lloyd???

I hope people realise that this deadpool would be fucked without you fella.

What??????????????????????????? You couldn't feed a mouse on those points!!!!!!! I wont demand a recount because you will tot the points up exactly the same, wont you!!