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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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    Boris Johnson

    We live in hope.
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    Doctor Who

    Twat.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    I liked Eccleston, he was complex, a bit dark.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Aye, I mean, the COE have softened their stance a bit with homosexuality, right?
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    Tony Blackburn

    Yes he can be a knob, his jokes are puerile and he is seen as a bit of a twat but he is head and shoulders above the utter dross there was back in the day and now. His musical knowledge of the greatest ( IMHO) decade in modern music is second to none and he was never too big for his boots to take on Junior Choice where a generation of kids got entertained and were made to feel important by him. He was, is and always will be what he set out to be, a DJ, playing the tunes and talking to the folks listening in. Nah, he was no John Peel or Whispering Bob but millions of us would rather read a tabloid than a broadsheet. Amen.
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    Tony Blackburn

    Noooo!!!!! He is brilliant!!!!
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    Tony Blackburn

    I hate it when you come onto the forum and find an up to date post about somebody that you like. You begin thinking 'Noooooooo, they are dead!!!!!!!!! Thank fuck the bewigged legend is still going strong. I am hoping he does a Brian Matthew and keeps on working into his late 80's.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Fucking hell, let me give you a clue here.....it's The Sun....
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    The Old Crem & his shit sock account strikes again.
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    Boris Johnson

    I think, tbf, if it was put to a vote, we'd like you to shut the fuck up.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Dr Who is so fucking bad.....and I mean BAD. There may be no coming back for it.
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    Room 101

    True. I was just teasing.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    ...and lung cancer and sciatica and slipped discs and, and , and.......
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Can't help but shoehorn a political view, which I happen to agree with, into a thread that has fuck all to do with politics. What a massive twat you are.
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    Room 101

    Well, it's not bloody obvious to us , is it! For all we know you could hum like a wrestlers jockstrap and the assistant was just trying to be helpful, or summat. Just sayin, like..
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    20th Century Americans Sitcoms

    Type in 'Gavin O'Herlihy' into the search function and see what comes up. Go on, give it a go.
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    Political Frailty

    I wondered where you had got to, you can sniff out a corpse faster than anybody else on here. Welcome back.
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    William Shatner

    Me too. Cunt.
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    William Shatner

    You clearly have not worked out, after a whole 29 posts, how this place works. That is your problem. Either accept that it is what it is or fuck off. It isn't like you HAVE to be here or we NEED you here, is it.
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    William Shatner

    And? So everybody who has had a recent link to Shatner can be mentioned here when they die? There are other threads that his death could have been put into with the information that he was on the Shatner flight.
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    William Shatner

    Is his name William Shatner? No. So why the fuck is it on this page?
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    Do I detect the tiniest of tiny hints of irritation there?
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    I always assumed that Mrs Overall was based on Crossroads 'I will just stand there like a lemon because I have forgotten my lines' Amy Turtle. She even had the same accent. Just sayin, like.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    My mum used to be an avid watcher back in the day and, as a young man, I'd casually glance over at it and, well, I liked it! I never remembered her real name but, like Dougal, Mrs Mack was pretty iconic. I think it showed a Scotland that the rest of the UK didn't really know existed, a beautiful place etc. etc.
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    The Poppy Thread.

    The old fella did his bit, they all need to fuck off now. I assume they have made commemorative coins, plates and mugs of him to be sold in the back pages of The Sun?
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