Lord Fellatio Nelson

You have had more fucking name changes than an gender confused hermaphrodite. Pick a fucking name and stick with the bastard thing, eh?

Pooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This has made my day, I take it you won your appeal, Sir.

So you have been told you will be getting about 3 inches but you are hoping for 10? Story of my fucking life, that.

Epic stuff!!

So you have been told you will be getting about 3 inches but you are hoping for 10? Yup. A foot would be even nicer. Pervert!

So you have been told you will be getting about 3 inches but you are hoping for 10?

Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? It was mega hot!! I remember somebody frying an egg on the roof of a mini in an article on the old London "Today" programme ( the one where Bill Grundy got the Sex Pistols to swear and stuff....I watched that too) to demonstrate how hot it actually was. Us kids never had sun block, sun tan lotion or hats to keep our heads cool, no we were not nannied like kids are today. I can remember going back into school after the summer break to be greeted by my mate who had lost several layers of skin off of his shoulders due to sun burn. Didn't do him any harm, aye! Let's give Demis his due. Aphrodite's Child were sublime and ridiculous in equal measure, and all the better for it. I thought all the dwelling on naffness and "Abigail's Party" in yesterday's reports a bit misguided considering the man's more out there achievements. All true Mary, however, most people are not you and lack the artistic bent you possess or summat... I think we can conclude, with some confidence, that his media tribute was designed to cater to the lowest common denominator. People like me, basically.

Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? It was mega hot!! I remember somebody frying an egg on the roof of a mini in an article on the old London "Today" programme ( the one where Bill Grundy got the Sex Pistols to swear and stuff....I watched that too) to demonstrate how hot it actually was. Us kids never had sun block, sun tan lotion or hats to keep our heads cool, no we were not nannied like kids are today. I can remember going back into school after the summer break to be greeted by my mate who had lost several layers of skin off of his shoulders due to sun burn. Didn't do him any harm, aye!

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar. GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag Hahahaha, I KNEW it!! I always knew you had bigger balls than me!!!!! Mine may be bigger, but they are taut and pert, at your age I imagine yours are swinging round your knees Unlike your saggy tits, aye

Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant.

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar. GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag Hahahaha, I KNEW it!! I always knew you had bigger balls than me!!!!!

Sad, his The Greek Side of my Mind album is gloriously out there, as is some of his work with Aphrodite's Child. Fucking hell Mary!! For a moment I thought the Greeks had seen the passing of their very own Cyril Smith. They are a ROCK BAND!!!!

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar.

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Yeah, it does pose the question "Is it or isn't it"? To one side of his head the hair is combed forwards a la Colin Crompton ( RIP) so its looking more wiggy than real. Gutted about Dennis Wise's hair, as a few years ago I would have fucked the little twat ragged. EFA!!!

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Yeah, it does pose the question "Is it or isn't it"? To one side of his head the hair is combed forwards a la Colin Crompton ( RIP) so its looking more wiggy than real.

I was going to suggest that she didn't forget her carving knife. This could be dangerous. I mean, we don't know if he's infectious or owt. Come in Lardy! I am disappointed, nay ASHAMED to report that, in a professional capacity, I can find NOTHING on his condition whatsoever, but that leads me to believe that he's not actually THAT ill at the moment. The last item I can find in the newspaper regarding his trial over alleged sex offences is this http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/county_news/11737130.Apologetic_email_from_former_Devizes_mayor_a__gold_mine__to_alleged_sex_abuse_victim__court_hears/ He doesn't look at death's door to me, he just looks like a fat bastard. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Baseball cap!! For that alone, he deserves locking up forever. For those who can't be bothered to click through: If they bring this fellas life story to the big screen, well, I reckon this chap would be the one to play him. He will need to eat a bit more, wear a baseball cap but you get the idea,right?

This has already spread to other places including his liver, so we're unlikely to be in Wilko Johnson territory here. The fund raising is to benefit others, he knows he's on his way. Though, we might be denied the chance to select him for 2016. He probably has weeks not months. Deterioration is usually rapid. Almost the worst possible way to go.

Another one whos name I didn't know but the face, yes.

I was going to suggest that she didn't forget her carving knife. This could be dangerous. I mean, we don't know if he's infectious or owt. Come in Lardy! I am disappointed, nay ASHAMED to report that, in a professional capacity, I can find NOTHING on his condition whatsoever, but that leads me to believe that he's not actually THAT ill at the moment. The last item I can find in the newspaper regarding his trial over alleged sex offences is this http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/county_news/11737130.Apologetic_email_from_former_Devizes_mayor_a__gold_mine__to_alleged_sex_abuse_victim__court_hears/ He doesn't look at death's door to me, he just looks like a fat bastard. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Baseball cap!! For that alone, he deserves locking up forever.

Man takes his mother to the bank, as you do. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-arrested-after-allegedly-taking-dead-mothers-body-to-bank-in-wheelchair-in-us-9997282.html

You cant beat a good old masturbating Chimpanzee.

Ex Chelsea Captain Dennis Wise is having the piss ripped out of him over his haircut. Social media has gone into a frenzy, he has been compared to one of those lego men etc etc....... What a fuckwitt!!!!

In what way is the extremely rich nation of Saudi Arabia "backwards?