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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    Just an idea. Im watching this new 'Let it shine' talent show with Gary Barlow etc and this young lad has just been on and sang brilliantly. He reminded me ( physically ) of a young Gary Willmot. Remember him? A, sort of, Ben Vereen ( where did he go to? ) but from London. People in the public eye for an age then they just disappear from view forever. So, come on, lets dig into the memory banks and remember some names from the past and, if possible, try and find out 'Where they are now' Brian Conley anyone? Rusty Lee? Jimmy Cricket?
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    For some reason the name Richard Digance came to me this morning. Maybe it was the Bacardi, however, I have looked him up and he is alive and well and 72 years old!! Well fuck me, time has flown!!!! I remember my mate almost begging me to go with him to watch the man, live, at a venue in Bas Vegas ( demolished for the then new Festival Park stabbing you emporium) but I refused coz it just wasn't koooool! Richard now writes and does personalised stuff, for a fee, of course. https://www.richarddigance.com/
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    British Science Fiction Series

    Just seen this. When I was 18, I was working on a building site at Wormwood Scrubs prison and I met a bloke working there who pointed out this builder on the site and told me that he was he fella that built K9. I never knew if that was true, why bullshit about it, but I thought I would give you some utterly pointless information pertaining to Dr Who.
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    The Bill (And Other Cop Shows)

    Yeah but BEFORE Cagney & Lacey there was a proper female, kick arse copper!! Maybe she was based on York? Ok, maybe not.
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    British Character Actors

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    Simon Cowell

    He had 6 hours of surgery on his spine. In all likelihood, he will never be back to being the same as he was before. His shows have started to bomb here, aside from BGT, which is also beginning to wear thin. It's quite possible that he does not want to be the face of projects that have lost their appeal & success.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I said rarely, if at all. Watch this space.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    She doesn't sit with the plebs, just walks out of the station with them. The mask isn't an issue....and I did say rarely if at all.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    She rarely, if ever, travels to Sandringham in anything other than a train. I have always called bollocks on the doom mongers suggesting that she is on her last legs but, maybe, she has become too frail to travel by train and car now. That doesn't look good.
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    Lionel Blair

    Yep, he is 86. IIRC, he has lived in the US for years now.
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    Lionel Blair

    RA is a dead pooling legend that even Mary doffs his cap to. The man is meticulous!
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    Lionel Blair

    I wouldn't say that Steele was the all round entertainer that Blair was or anywhere close to having the kind of celebrity status that Blair had with the public.
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    Lionel Blair

    Well, fair comment, I wouldn't dare argue the point with you.
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    Lionel Blair

    Danny Baker has put up a couple of lovely posts on Twatter about the great man. Undoubtedly, good or bad, we have now lost the strongest link to old school British variety entertainment that was left.
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    Frank Field

    Another one I shall feel kinda sad about when he goes.
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    The Poppy Thread.

    Sounds like the NHS....
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    Danniella Westbrook

    Daniella has been retouched more times than the Forth Bridge. It is just amazing that she only has the two kids and not half a dozen from different sperm donors like 'property developers' sports men & investment bankers etc.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    If there was a poll out there on who would die first out of Johnson or Liz, I'd pick Johnson because he is a fat prick. That, alone, is a good enough reason, right?
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    Danniella Westbrook

    She went from jobless, homeless and pointless ( well, she still is that) to being able to shell out on plastic surgery. Anybody that is a 'fan' of hers is an even bigger c*nt than she is....and she is a massive one.
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    Thoughts and Opinions on the 2021 Deathlist

    Admittedly, I have fuck all of my own!
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    Thoughts and Opinions on the 2021 Deathlist

    You copying me or something???
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    Thoughts and Opinions on the 2021 Deathlist

    Exactly. We have the same fucking thread every year, posted by some muppet, and they are utterly pointless. As soon as someone starts the 'Thoughts and Opinions 2022 ' bollocks, it should be locked.
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    Football Manager Sacking Bingo 2

    Yes, fair point!
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    I may have already said it, or somebody else has but Dougie Brown seems to be on a lot of adverts of late. Looks in decent nick, tbf.
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    Football Manager Sacking Bingo 2

    Yeah, well, I do wonder why some of these managers wax lyrical about what they want and expect when their careers have been, well, a bit shit. Shutting the fuck up, keeping your head down and being grateful that some mugs on a board have given you a job..... Anyway, we have Nuno in charge at the Lane, this is despite Levy banging on about the club DNA and all of that bollocks. I wonder who will get shown the door first out of those two?
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