Lord Fellatio Nelson

Loads of theories and discussion about that on the ATS forum.

Could be a little bit of the former and a little bit of the latter couldn't it. I agree it was pretty offensive though - I forgot to throw Rose West and Myra Hyndley in there, what was I thinking? You wasnt.

That will teach you for letting off party poppers. Although what they were thinking off trying to practice anal sex with a 97-year-old relative, god knows. If this was about a celebrity in these circumstances I'd not feel uncomfortable reading this but is making jokes like this about fellow users families really appropriate? Yes, that was a real 100% post from a genuine guest who, in between mourning the death of his granny, decided to seek the forum out and post about it. Er, easy on the eyerolling captain smugbot, how do you know it wasn't accurate/honest? Didn't seem made up to me..... I have a sixth sense about these things because I've watched a loooot of con man movies. I mean proper shady and grim ones that you have to seek out, not wank like Oceans 11 that you probably like. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: And I'm sure other people thought it was genuine too. He was tellin the truth. I'm sure there are plenty of people who know about this forum but dont sign up and who might decide the best place to let off steam when something like that happens is to share it with us. I appreciate the anecdote making our Xmas more interesting in a uniquely DL way. cheers guest (if you're still reading). Hope there wasn't anyone too young at the dinner table. That could have really messed 'em up. Although, personally, it couldn't have possibly messed me up any more than the job my "mother" A.K.A. The Sickening Combined Spirit of Josef Stalin and Josef Fritzl, A.K.A. Cthulu-Beelzebub-Herod-MongolianDeathWorm-GenghisKhunt-SwampThing-The-Impaler of The Wastes of Siberia, did raising of me. So maybe they should remember how relatively fortunate they are. You are either the slimy cock or you were pissed/drugged up composing that. Utter wank.

That will teach you for letting off party poppers. Although what they were thinking off trying to practice anal sex with a 97-year-old relative, god knows. If this was about a celebrity in these circumstances I'd not feel uncomfortable reading this but is making jokes like this about fellow users families really appropriate? Yes, that was a real 100% post from a genuine guest who, in between mourning the death of his granny, decided to seek the forum out and post about it.

I do the opposite, I start drinking at Christmas and then barely touch a drop once the new year comes in.

If only this had all kicked off earlier. That slimy cock could have handed that butt fucking crown he bestowed upon me to the Dr instead. Drat and double drat!!!!!

Oh, no, I'm in fucking tears! Tears of laughter that is, probably one of the few times I've laughed at anything he's been involved with. http://www.chortle.c...well_dies_at_53 Just look at his fucking resume, in a sane society this kind of stuff would be listed underneath his face/mugshot on an FBI-type most-wanted list: Haha what a cringe-tastic mockney cunt. Good riddance. Did he steal your sweets when you were a kid or summat? If not, I'm struggling to find what warrants such a vitriolic attack. I suspect, unless the grievance is personal, that the attack was aimed at the perceived creation of an "old boys network" where if you were in you were ok but if you were out you were a bit fucked. In all fairness, the old boys network has been put to good use of the Woss chatshows as he has had returning guests with the same agent, Jack Dee a case in point.

I got one, I bloody got one!!!!!!!!

Ive just had to look up butthurt. You are just too San Francisco for this place. Harry, I got the "joke" it just wasnt funny and made you look a w***er. Anyway, thats water long gone under the bridge Im sure you will be back as TAFKAG, Armitage Shanks or any of the other aliases you have come up with. Farewell, you are a bigger drama queen than me!!

I've been weighing this post up over the last few days because I find this "joke" absolutely disgusting and it's even made me decide whether I want to keep visiting Deathlist. Do I want, or can I justify being a member of a site where making jokes about raping babies is deemed acceptable? As my children get older and take interest in what Daddy's looking at on the laptop, can I really feel comfortable about some content of what I'm reading here? For now, I'll just register - publically, that for me, this is a joke too far even for this site. I have said, in the distant past, that its very difficult to preach let alone be "morally selective" about stuff on here when its very subject matter is in piss poor taste. What would happen if you actually met a relative of one of your picks? How could you possibly justify the enjoyment of waiting for somebody to die for the sake of a stupid game? That somebody is a human, a real person loved by the people closest to them. Im quite sure your kids would be utterly mortified and, frankly devastated and enraged if, for whatever reason you actually ended up on somebodys death list. Personally, I didnt find the joke funny because I dont find the subject matter funny, however, Im acutely aware that this place is not the bastion of good taste and, erm, moral fortitude or summat. Mary is a boundary pusher,fact. Some of what he posts can either make me laugh my tits off or wince,thats the way he rolls.

Well, seeing as you were waving the Thatcher flag earlier this year when she carked it, my advice is to suck it in and take it, mate. At least someone else is paying for the state funeral... It might pay you to revisit those posts. I wasnt waving the "Thatcher Flag" as you put it, I made it pretty clear that I didnt like her very much. I just wasnt part of the crowd that was dancing on her grave . .

Atleast you dont get it nearly every year and have to work outside in it!!! Put your feet up, have a nice cup of tea and think of the 5 inches...

What happens if you have a "Mandela Overload"? Do you start dancing uncontrollably on the set of Breakfast with Frost? No, I will end up putting my fist through the TV.

He is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let it fucking go or will will have fucking Mandela overload!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can take no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you RA, 5 points is better than nothing.

Been on the blower to Armitage Shanks, he is currently offering 10/1 for MPFC, 2/1 for HarryMac and, deffo worth a punt at 25/1 its Occy. Laydeeeeez and Gennelmen place your bets pleeeeze!!! Richard Fedymen odds please....... 16/1 and evens for Fedymen being a second/twenty second account of an existing member.

EFA.

Not as good as for Castro..

Been on the blower to Armitage Shanks, he is currently offering 10/1 for MPFC, 2/1 for HarryMac and, deffo worth a punt at 25/1 its Occy. Laydeeeeez and Gennelmen place your bets pleeeeze!!!

The John Titor story is now part of internet folklore. IIRC, His story is at least a decade old and, it would appear, has been embellished and bullshitted so that he has predicted even more than he did when he first came to peoples attention. A good story but a load of bollocks.

The fucking c**t...........

This is what has been missing from the forum. Its almost like the old days on here when I had hair and could maintain a healthy erection.

I take it all back, i take it all back!!!

My guess is the mobile phone records don't match the mccann's version of events . ......and your point is? In spite of all the shit and flack they have taken, they have kicked, bollocked and bit for a full and in depth reinvestigation. Im fairly sure that, had they been less than honest about what had happened to their daughter, they would have welcomed the shambolic Portugese investigation they way you would welcome a toilet when you really need to have a shit. They didnt do nufink. The Portuguese investigation was pointing towards the mccann's. For example in one video kate says gerry never sent or received text messages before maddie was taken yet 14 were taken and received on the day maddie went missing. Why lie abotu that ? The phone records http://www.dailymail...e-vanished.html go to 1.05 for them saying it. Not to mention they deleted the phone records and call logs in their mobile phones , why would they do that ? If ALL what you say is fully documented fact and not WWW speculation/heresay/bollocks then Id ask the blindingly obvious question that you still havent given an answer to. Why see the Prime Minister and why demand that the British police investigate her disappearance when, if what you speculate is true, they were to blame and have got away with it ( they havent been charged with anything 6 years later) because the Portugese police completely fucked up the whole investigation? What they have done is the Turkey asking to be eaten at Christmas scenario, right? What part of all of that makes perfect sense? well if they just quietly disappeared and never put any effort into finding maddie it would look obvious wouldn't it , they are hiding in plain sight again like jimmy savile did. Also they are leading the police on a wild goose chase. I hold my hands up and admit maybe just maybe their is a small chance someone abducted her a 3% chance by the statistics , 3% of all kidnappings are by strangers the other 97% are by people that know the child or is family of the child. But that is before the DNA evidence . Sad thing is we may never know for sure what happened to maddie , this new push IMO is either the police are onto the mccann's or the mccann's have used this as a perfect smokescreen to cover the libel trial in portugal (which they are losing btw). 3 big questions is : 1) why did a cadaver dog react to the apartment where maddie was sleeping and on various things belonging to maddie and her family (clothes etc) ? 2) why did a blood dog find traces of blood in the apartment ? 3)why was maddie's blood and dna found in the mccann's rental car boot (which they were airing out on a regular basis) ? http://www.dailymail...-Madeleine.html The tests were even done in a UK lab to dismiss the mccann's accusations the Portuguese were incompetent. This isn't www/heresay/bollocks these are scientific facts. You know the mccann's response to these questions , first response was 'ask the dogs'. Their publicist answered the hire car query with ' can you prove it you don't have a body'. what sort of answer is that? If you don't believe her parents took her then what you think happened to her? I'll answer the last question first. I have no idea, nor does anybody else. I admit to being old and cynical but everything ive read, yes, i read the reports about what the dogs found, were via the press ( not the most reliable of sources) not from the Police. Maybe there is official confirmation but ive not read the official Police report into the investigation so Im happy to be corrected. Maybe you can direct me to the translated official Police documents online, particularly the bits about what the Dogs actually found? Im also curious as to why the Police didnt even attempt to bring charges, you can do that here without a body, mebee you cant do that in Portugal. I dont recall Jimmy Saville demanding that his Police friends investigate the rumours that surrounded him at the time. Six years on, nobody would be THAT stupid to demand such an investigation just to throw people off the scent, bloody hell, they have never been charged with anything so why take such a stupid risk? That defies logic, right?

When I read your posts on this subject it reminds me of that Blackadder scene when he talks about a famous Barrister who could get anybody off a murder charge. You put such detail into your posts RA, if you told me that she had been kidnapped by Ian Krankie to be a Doppelganger for Wee Jimmie Krankie, id consider your evidence to be 100% factually correct. Meticulous as usual.