Lord Fellatio Nelson

Have you not heard what the Spurs supporters call him, R.A?

Hold on a minute. Not everyone on this thread has mentioned names based solely on "ooh bad perm" or "oh he wears a tasteless jumper". Of the names I referred to, one was based on having met him, and while I think he is a lech and nothing more, it wouldn't surprise me to hear other people put forward his name if only to jump on the bandwagon, one was based on something a good friend of mine told me about her older sister's encounter with the chap when she worked at Jersey airport, again the consensus was lech but nothing worse and one was based on something I thought I had read on another thread here but I'd be more than happy to admit I'm wrong. I think the thrust of Times post was that if this thread was a ship, it would be the Titanic. This place has always had the weird/stupid/off the wall kind of threads but this one, to some, is a bit brain dead. I mean, im pretty sure all of those celebs mentioned would much rather be one of the many chosen as candidates to die this year than be mentioned as potential paedophiles, eh? Im not sure how much mileage you are supposed to get out of speculating as to whether somebody is to be accused of one of the worst things anybody could possibly be accused of. Anyway, as for your encounter, pics or it didnt happen!! If you have no pics available, slip on a very short grey pleated skirt, a tight white blouse that can barely hold in your heaving breasts and put your hair up in bunches. When you have done that, take a pic as a partial re enactment of the event you mentioned. Now, it may not be 100% accurate to the event but it will, hopefully, give me the right 'orn because Im starting to need all the help i can get. Thanks in anticipation Yours LFN ( pervy) PS: If it helps, imagine you are doing it for Alexander Armstrong.

I think this thread is more about whom we may have suspected as we were growing up and to confirm our suspicions. But sure, when the names are released as people get arrested or brought in for questioning, it's either a "NOOO! NOT SO-AND-SO" or "*shrug* no surprises there". That may be your interpretation, but some posters seem to be just throwing in every name they can remember who might have worked for the BBC, had access to children or a dodgy beard/haircut/wig/pullover or any combination thereof. Start reading through the thread from the beginning and you'll see what (and who) I mean. If there is any anecdotal evidence for even a small percentage of the names being thrown into the mix, lets hear it, othertwise its just as tedious as iain/notaguest/guestguest posting about any death, illness or stubbed toe of any minor celebrity, regardless of relevance. I believe you are pissing into a gale force wind Sir. You will only be successful in soaking your trousers. Put yer dick away and forget about it, they aint worffff it!!!!

Ditto.

Were you drinking beer? Feeling physically lethargic, rather than experiencing head pains, could be indicative of a gluten allergy. DDT, fella, i think its more likely to be an age thing rather than an allergy, mind you thats something ive never even considered, I was drinking lager. Oh well, I will stick to shorts next time!!!

First of all its alleged . second of all how do they know who is posting? Even if they do track down the owner of a profile on here can they prove they posted it? Why you think so many of those people who take people to court over twitter posts have been thrown out . Can i just clarify something. "Alleged" AFAIK, means that the "accusation" has already been made but not proven. To wit, to state that something is alleged you have to already be in a position where an unproven accusation has been made, right? Now, none of the names that have been put on here have been accused of anything, irrespective if people are speculating that they MAY be, For that reason, is it not the case that the people who are naming names on this thread are, themselves, stating that they believe those people are most likely to be accused of being a nonce? Im confusing myself here... Look, as far as i can tell, the only people that are suggesting that certain celebrities may turn out to be paedos are the people posting the names on here. The internet has no anonymity whatsoever and people HAVE been successfully prosecuted for what they have posted, FACT. Dangerous waters..... Anyway, fuck it. As you were.

There is some truth in that. I used to get massively pissed on a Friday night, get up late Saturday afternoon and was back in the Pub Saturday night getting pissed and ( hopefully) laid. Mind you, I was 19 then and Im 48 now so, even If I did go out again tonight, id be in serious bother come Monday.

.....................and another thing. WTF is going on out there? Last night the Boozer was absolutely rammed ( no recession then) and Ive never seen so many under dressed monsters prancing about like they were Marilyn fucking Monroe. This generation lacks the class,fortitude,deportment and dress sense of the class of the 1980s or summat... As for the music, well, VOOM! VOOM! VOOM! In my day its was the gentle thrum of Frankie Goes to 'ollywood and The Human league. Aye, thats when there was proper music with lyrics you could make out.

Why is it, even though I didnt get massively wankered on booze last night, does it still take me a whole fucking day to recover? My hangover is very slight ( Tablets and shit loads of water BEFORE i go to bed helps) and im functioning without pain BUT Im still fuggin lethargic and cant be arsed. I know that, at my age ( get in before you do Lardy ) my body is not what it was and i hardly ever drink but im 6ft1 and broad which should mean im able to soak up the booze better than Wee Jimmy Krankie, right? Fuck it.

Hmmm. I take it you have read "the list" then. Moi? Na, he just looks like a nonce, worked with una stubbs when she was fit and didn't , proof enough for me. Perhaps he just didn't fancy being pooed on? Quite true, it must be an aquired taste.....hey, thats another subject......

Hmmm. I take it you have read "the list" then. Moi? Na, he just looks like a nonce, worked with una stubbs when she was fit and didn't , proof enough for me. I want to know who "Gladys" is. Una Stubbs was fit, Im glad somebody else thinks so,I assumed i was the only one who thought that. Mind you, I still would as, to be fair, Ive got old as she has.....and im a right perv... As much as I would, Id have to consider the possibility that she may wish to lay a log on me and, sorry, that would be a complete no, no.

Hmmm. I take it you have read "the list" then.

Terence Alexander? Edit: Actually, I reckon if anybody is "ITK" its going to be Handy, especially if it involves an Aunt Sally.

Give it time, you've obviously caught the old goat on a good day You total bastard...

Lots of well thought out and reasoned comment You make fair points and, on the face of it, sensible, logical and correct points too. From my perspective "freedom of speech" has been well and truly fucked up the tradesmans entrance to the point that the freedom of the press to carry out investigative journalism is being severely compromised. Ok, Im not too sure that i was particularly interested in Max Moseley being fisted by a Prostitute dressed like Herr flick ( allegedly ) but some of the stuff that has been bought to the publics attention has been brilliant. The Leveson report clearly seeks to take a sledgehammer to it all which may well impact what we are entitled to be told. The point is, If it can be done to the press it can be done to individuals. The notion that free speech makes it ok and protects you legally is something i would rather not rely on thanks. I dont give a shit whether the law is accusing somebody of something,that somebody is innocent until they are proven guilty. Its one thing to accuse somebody of being a burglar its another thing to accuse somebody of being a turd burglar of underage children. Sorry, i just dont feel comfortable with that, Id rather that type of thing gets proved or disproved in court. Things are changing and i think people need to be more careful in what they say, thats all. Thats a personal opinion, people will do what they wish but Im not comfortable with bear baiting. Each to their own, eh?

Is it any surprise, he always had this strange enjoyment for people shoving their fists up his ass Its ARSE man, ARSE!!!

Two people were very lucky not to have been thrown inside yesterday for "outing" a Bulger killer. Id suggest, in the current climate, using the word "alleged" to cover your arse will not work, fuck, YOU have suggested that Clifford is a nonce and, irrespective of whether you are merely passing on heresay or not, it will make no fucking difference whatsoever. You are a bloody fool if you think you are untouchable. Ive not heard any such allegation and suggesting otherwise could be prejudicial to any trial. They could really throw the book at you for that. Well done. Just to clarify the following: 1) Max Clifford has been charged following an allegation that he had non-consensual sex with an underage girl. 2) An established colloquial term for a person who has non-consensual sex with an underage girl is a 'Nonce'. Therefore, it is perfectly correct and reasonable to state that Max Clifford is an alleged nonce. There's no heresay involved at all, as its a matter of public record that he has been charged with an offence. I'm not calling him anything he isn't. The Jamie Bulger killer 'outers' were nearly jailed not for anything they said about the two men convicted of murder, but for breaching a condition set by the court that the two cannot be identified. Thats contempt of court, not a libel issue. However, out of respect for your standing on the site I will happily edit the comment should you so wish. Standing on this site?!?! Ive never had any!!! People may plough their own furrow, personally, id be very careful of what i said on a forum. Contempt of Court, Libel, you say Potato I say, ummm, Potato etc, etc. If I was Max Clifford Id be inclined to argue that there was no way Id get a fair trial because everybody is saying that he is a nonce ( alleged) and there is not a Jury to be formed that is unlikely to have not seen such accusations online and still have an open mind. I think thats a given. We have already seen an attempt to gag the press and it would be naive to think that the WWW wouldnt be next. Just let nobody assume that because somebody has been charged through the legal process its open season for people to say what they like. If there are legal eagles here maybe they can throw some light on it? Anyway, I did some digging tonight and, fuck me, if only half of what is out there has even a grain of truth, we are looking at something that will be one of the biggest investigations this Country has ever seen. I admit to being into conspiracy theories and, from what ive read, what has gone on is beyond shocking and will shake this country to the core, so much so, that nobody will find a joke to crack about it, not even Mary for flip sakes!!! MPFC, you legend!!!!!

He did, he did!!!

So? If you did it every day, maybe there would be an issue but you dont, do you? Stop beating yourself up!! x This is true. I certainly don't do it as often as I did 5 years ago. Can't fucking afford it these days! The last time any alcohol touched my lips was in December. However, next Saturday Im off into town to have a drink. If I end up vomiting into some womans handbag, I will let you know, ok? I look forward to hearing about that! Try not to get splashback on your shoes. No, Im quite adept at projectile vomiting, I wont be near any handbag, I will be able to hit one from the other end of the bar!!

So? If you did it every day, maybe there would be an issue but you dont, do you? Stop beating yourself up!! x This is true. I certainly don't do it as often as I did 5 years ago. Can't fucking afford it these days! The last time any alcohol touched my lips was in December. However, next Saturday Im off into town to have a drink. If I end up vomiting into some womans handbag, I will let you know, ok?

Quite agree. That was one seriously good drama! Not sure if it was "better" than I Claudius, I think they were both brilliant in their own way. Jacobi was masterful but, probably, Hurt was the winner, fucking brilliant. Watching it all over again made me realise just how somebody quite plain and unassuming like Patricia Quinn could turn into the sexiest thing ever. It wasnt just Magenta that gave me the "fuckin 'orn.."

So? If you did it every day, maybe there would be an issue but you dont, do you? Stop beating yourself up!! x

Im currently watching ( yet again ) I Claudius on the channel. I dont mind it at all, not one bit, if they use it to show brilliant dramas/comedies etc. Mind you, they could put em on Beeb 2...

Dead yet?

Jesus, is this for real?! Oh dear.