Lord Fellatio Nelson

When Julie was playing Catwoman a generation of boys discovered that they had a penis.

I will go and find you something to scrape the last remnants out of that barrel.

Something like that.

The only 'growing movement' is a bowel movement. You follow your own path fella.

If ya feel that way just go and dig a hole somewhere, lay in it and wait....

They have been banging on about climate change for decades, even the Osmond's sang a fucking song about it. Are we all dead? No. Will going carbon neutral tomorrow stop climate change? No. Is enough being done to counter the effects that climate change is bringing to areas of the planet? No. Have we all starved to death and been priced out of Nutella because we left the EU? No. Are we likely to become the 87 richest country on Earth instead of the 6th ( or there abouts) because of Brexit? No.. *The End. *but not the end.

Ok. Lets shove all the climate change c*nts in here, along with the pandemic nut jobs and the twats still banging on about Brexit even though the ship sailed long ago, Basically, they need to all shut the fuck up and let us live and breathe without being bombarded with end of world scenarios.

Just seen Paul Jones pop up on Anglia News. Looks bloody good for a 79 year old and obviously feels good as he is going on tour with The Manfreds. Just saying, like.

I will just throw this one in. She is NINETY FIVE.

I used to like Big Train. Commentary by Barry Davies & Mark Heap, IIRC. It was one of my favourite parts of the show. Yes, I'm a twat.

He probably has a terminal illness.

Wasn't Shaky the biggest selling singles artist of the 80's? I'm talking about UK sales. I'm sure I heard it on the TV.

True, however, quality posting, hysterically funny posting, in fact any kind of posting was never his strong point. It's a one horse race and you are winning.

Post of the month.

So, I suppose, if Steve Coogan is going to be playing Savile in the forthcoming BBC 'drama' would they then get Jackie Chan to play Kimmy Savile? It got me mind wondering, or summat.

Absolute legend! You can't say that about many broadcasters.

No relation to Sheila 'allergic to the Planet' Rossall?

Brilliant thread.