Lord Fellatio Nelson

You can get help for this you know Best regards Syd Ouy, get off Godot's case on this. The subject in question is your inaccurate use of English in the post. It could be down to many things but the route cause is more often than not, the simple slippage in written standards. The omission of proof reading your own verse, to see if it was written as you intended it to be read, is another substantial fault. Look, I know, understand and appreciate that this place is patrolled by the "proper use of the English language brigade" but,fucking hell, occasionally a sense of proportion is in order, surely!!! It was a nice post in response to a heartfelt one. Bloody hell. PS: Its "Oi" R.A ( tut, tut......)

No, the actual joke is that Miranda ripped off a format, tweaked it here and there and sold it as her own brilliant idea. Im sure, once Valerie Harper has gone, nobody will ever be reminded that " Miranda" is a fucking piss poor Rhoda. PS: Valerie Harper was fuggin fit too unlike Miranda Hart or summat. I think Miranda Hart is quite funny. Actually, so do I. Well, she WAS funny when her show was new and fresh but the last series was a bit wank IMHO and needed putting to sleep a tad earlier than when the series actually finished.

No, the actual joke is that Miranda ripped off a format, tweaked it here and there and sold it as her own brilliant idea. Im sure, once Valerie Harper has gone, nobody will ever be reminded that " Miranda" is a fucking piss poor Rhoda. PS: Valerie Harper was fuggin fit too unlike Miranda Hart or summat.

I am a passive Leicester City supporter. I know when they are playing and check the score but I have only once ever been to a game. I dont think there is much on Planet Earth that can make you feel so involved and alive watching a live match............... unless you watch Leicester City. I support Rangers Nah, its Spurs, im addicted to supporting them and its an addiction im not ashamed of. I try to get to as many games as I can but its a 200 mile round trip, two tickets and a pile of money spent in the Spurs shop which adds up. Worth it tho. I am a theatre goer and am frequently shocked by how much it costs. We spent a small fortune going to see Stephen Fry in Twelfth Night last year but this pails into insignificance by the amount of money people spend week in week out going to Football matches. I think the financial side of things, however expensive, is something you take on the chin because you love doing it. There are loads of shows id like to go and see in the West End but it will be bloody expensive when you tot everything up. I think, on balance, what we enjoy is worth the money we spend, fuck it, spend, spend, spend, we could all be gawn in a Meteor strike tomorrow, or summat.

I am a passive Leicester City supporter. I know when they are playing and check the score but I have only once ever been to a game. I dont think there is much on Planet Earth that can make you feel so involved and alive watching a live match............... unless you watch Leicester City. I support Rangers Nah, its Spurs, im addicted to supporting them and its an addiction im not ashamed of. I try to get to as many games as I can but its a 200 mile round trip, two tickets and a pile of money spent in the Spurs shop which adds up. Worth it tho.

Im sure you would if your nurse increased the dosage of your medication.

Jesus!!! If my calculations are correct, you must be one of the very few left on Planet Earth that will remember when Petra was a just a Pup!!!!! Respect to you Toastie!!!

Everything happens in threes. Everyone who worked on that show should be shitting themselves... Well I doubt if Rhubarb the Dog and Custard the cat will be shitting themselves, do you?

Edited for accuracy. Bunch of West Country inbreds. PS: I think you have just got a scoop there Lardy!

All depends really. If existing members are bored, they create additional profiles and then spend time replying to their own posts, as it were. Each to their own, or summat.

American comedians can't stop dying young, though. The great Patrice O'Neal died at 41 of diabetes, Mike Di Stefano died of AIDS at 44 and Greg Giraldo OD'd at 45. That's three comics with regular TV work all carking before 45 in the past 18 months. Plus nobody really believes that Katt Williams is going to make 40, do they? If I had actually heard of her, who knows? I dont actually know who any of the others were either. I need to get out more, perhaps.

Age. If todays "comedians" were any younger, they would be doing stand up at the entrance to their mothers vaginas as they were being born. Much of it is political correctness, unless you are Frankie Boyle, and our society has changed too. Comedy has monumentally shifted from pure social observation to a greater reliance on Political satire, IMHO. Precious few do stand up as we knew it, instead they run around the floor telling stories. Strangely, for me, the funniest of the current crop are people like Tim Vine, Milton Jones and that Canadian fella Stewart Francis. I suppose they are more like "old school" but in a modern context, or summat. Most of the older geezers end up doing summer seasons in Blackpool or Yarmouth infront of dentally challenged geriatrics. Just think, when the likes of Jim Bowen, Stan Boardman, Mick Miller and Jimmy Jones pop their clogs a whole generation or two will ask " Who the fuck were they?" We are getting old.

Wasnt he from your neck of the woods Mary? Im just thinking that you may have to get the black suit and tie out and go into a week of "official mourning" or summat. If you want to get the campaign running to get a statue of the great man ( well he did produce and star in that gargantuan of televisual brilliance, Mr and Mrs) put up outside Border TV studios then you best start now while his passing is still fresh in the minds. Just an idea, like.

Im actually giving up eating for three. Its time I started to look after my body just a little bit. Ive got no interest in having the physique of a beached whale. Ive now started this painful process. I give it two days.

The couldnt carry a tune in a bucket, they couldnt write songs, they were mega shit live, they influenced nobody and more than one generation didnt give a shit. Bubblegum pop....

Thats actually a very reasoned point.

They were so bad that they inspired more than one generation of kids to go and form bands like Oasis. Oscar Wilde died peniless because he was from an earlier time. Im pretty sure, legalities or not, had he been around a the time of the swinging 60s, his influence on British culture would have been such that he would have died a very rich man indeed. Possibly.

Well, I did have a go Toastie, i really did but I could not get the notion out of my head that, whatever the skill and intellect of the troll, they would always be pissing into a head wind of self rightious pomposity and saggy breasted brain dead women. It would actually cease to be a battle worth going into IMHO. Nuking the forum would still be my preferred choice.

Mumsnet should get fucking nuked!!!! There was some tosser on the Jeremy Vine show last week, another rent a quote, from a Dads version of m**snet. The fuggin handwringing and utter horseshit that is being spouted, Fucking hell, the kids will need to give their parents counselling such is the fucked up, false reality they live in. Kids are quite capable of noting AND dealing with the fact that somebody has gone from hero to zero without the need of a parent. Bunch of cock suckers, the lot of em. Everything you have said is correct except that last sentence... ;-) I think you are probably right TMIB, maybe I should have said "a bunch of breast feeders" or summat!

Mumsnet should get fucking nuked!!!! There was some tosser on the Jeremy Vine show last week, another rent a quote, from a Dads version of m**snet. The fuggin handwringing and utter horseshit that is being spouted, Fucking hell, the kids will need to give their parents counselling such is the fucked up, false reality they live in. Kids are quite capable of noting AND dealing with the fact that somebody has gone from hero to zero without the need of a parent. Bunch of cock suckers, the lot of em. Well, I couldn't agree more. Of course they are all so self-righteous that they disapprove of the Pistorius jokes, which is why I was all the more amused that one of them had inadvertently come up with a new one. Sums them up perfectly toastie!

Mumsnet should get fucking nuked!!!! There was some tosser on the Jeremy Vine show last week, another rent a quote, from a Dads version of m**snet. The fuggin handwringing and utter horseshit that is being spouted, Fucking hell, the kids will need to give their parents counselling such is the fucked up, false reality they live in. Kids are quite capable of noting AND dealing with the fact that somebody has gone from hero to zero without the need of a parent. Bunch of cock suckers, the lot of em.

This was a really good thread.

It is CA, its so much easier to drift than to try and power yourself forwards against that constant flow. Fuck it, i say, whats the worst that can happen? We Live, we breathe, we stop breathing, we die. Nowt complicated in that, right?

I didnt know the other one existed Lardy! I prefer the first one tho, women say fuck far better than a man ever can.

A bedtime story. Narrated by a lady that, many years ago, when she was a young woman in the Aussie soap opera The Sullivans, used to give a certain school boy the right 'orn.