Lord Fellatio Nelson

Which is probably why Lard and co don't give a shit. If it was down their neck of the woods then they would. A bit. Leicester should milk this for all it's worth. Message to Nottingham: how's finding Robin Hood getting on? Nah, I wouldn't. It would have to be someone pretty fucking special for me to be bovvered, like Dave Grohl* or summat - not somebody that you only speak of when you're going for a shit. *Yes, I know Dave Grohl's not dead and, if he were, nor are his bones likely to be found in a car park in Trowvegas. The only things you find in car parks here are used needles and discarded underpants. You mean to say that you actually have underwear down there in webbed finger land? My God, culture!!!!

We have been on the slippery slope for well over a decade now. American spellings, text speak, slang, you name it, anything goes. If you try to read test from hundreds of years ago, you would struggle, spellings and grammar have evolved and it will continue to do so. It may not be a good thing but shit happens. Anyway, you will be in good company on here, the grammar Police patrol regularly.

Same here. I can honestly say that I would not have expected less than full marks from you Handy. You is well clevah!!

Am I the only person to be quite excited by this. We went to visit the dig site and were looking forward to the conclusion of the tests. There were problems with the documentry, especially the lady from the Richard III society, but if this is Richard it is an important find and brilliant publicity for Leicester. At the risk of sounding like I'm being awkward, why is it an important find? It's some bones. You're being awkward.

Fucking hell!!! Its not like the commitee climbed Everest or discovered life on Saturn or owt, is it? They all went to the Pub, got ratfaced and wrote the names of 50 very old/and/or ill people on a bit of bog roll.

No,although ive heard the song its before even my time!! Honor is 87 years old and, going by the last time I saw her, I still would.

Why the fuck did you think I went to make a cup of tea!!!!!!

So, Glenn's dead, then? Genn Miller was killed in a plane crash in 1944. CNN has the story http://www.cnn.com/2...-musician-obit/ No he wasnt. He died of a heart attack while having the "Full English breakfast" in a French brothel in 1944. So there.

Well Ive taken a few days off to work on my lil old classic car. Unfortunately its absolutely pissing it down, so I cant. I dunno whether thats a bad thing or a good thing.

Well i had a look.......then decided to go and make a cup of tea.

Andrex now want to know if you "scrunch" or "fold". What the fuck is wrong with them? Does it matter? Why not just ask "How do you wipe the shit from your arse?" Do they REALLY think that a Scrunch or Fold choice puts wiping arseholes into the same ball park as tucking napkins into your fuggin top to stop you spilling soup down your best shirt? Wankers!

On the basis that our very own Stanley Unwin Scream is, as yet, unavailable ( he cannot get out of his strat jacket) to explain, I shall have a stab at it. Basically, they have reduced the packaging, its weight and the energy used to manufacture it. Because of this,so we are told, the consumer still gets the same quantity if deodorant as before. This, in turn, reduces overall costs to the manufacturer allowing them to spend THIRTEEN MILLION POUNDS on an advertising campaign to tell us so...

Thats possibly because, despite the fact that we THINK we are smarter than the average knob head, we are just nut jobs or summat. Its no big deal, the whole World is fucking mad anyway.

To be fair, I have only ever known her to look like she was dead anyway. I cant remember seeing anybody look so emaciated and skeletal.

The Monkey is back!

Was he the Worlds worst husband? Compared to who? Josef Fritzel? Like i said, he is a child, he has tantrums, he misbehaves and he married somebody that knew all of that all too well but the smell of fame and money won the day. As a player he may have been a liability but what a liability!! I dont know many football supporters of any club persuasion who wouldnt happily have walked a fuggin long way and happily paid to go and watch Gazza. Thats the thing, you want a bit of passion, excitement, genius and brilliance or do you want 90mins of Scotty Parker? I think the days of mental illness "is yer own fuggin fault" have long, long gone. The child needs some open arms to run in to.

Thank you. Yes i could have used the report button but, I didnt think to! This place is such a broad church that I dont think many of us have even needed to consider using it. All's well that ends well.

I hope he doesnt. He got royally fucked over by his Ex wife, slagged off by his step daughter who STILL uses his surname to "get on" and all he ever wanted was to play football. He is a child in a mans body and he has been shat on left right and centre by people that should have known better.

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all . Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit. Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all. Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover. I used to swear by a Big Mac, fries and a Coca Cola. Then I quit drinking. lol Was it JUST Coca Cola or did you drop a lil something into it too?

I certainly can. Will you now keep all this sectarian bollocks and bigotry off of the forum too? Please dont say that you dont know WTF im on about, im not the only person to have noticed it, im fucking amazed its been let go for so long. I didnt think id have to lay this many clues.....

I declare Ed Kock the most significant death of 2013 thus far. That won't hold for the entire year I am pretty sure but I can't think of anyone else of greater importance that has died in the world so far this year, being a former mayor for 12 years of New York City, one of the biggest cities in the world, arguably the financial capital of the world and the home of the United Nations is a big deal. I declare that this forum is not America centric so, to that end, he is NOT the most significant death of the year "so far" So there.

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all . Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit. Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all. Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover. Oh don't be so melodramatic! Never heard of Alka Seltzer?? Where do you think you are, 1972?

Worse. Joiners. Aye, fair enough. Good job they wern't Protestants, eh!!

Was it ***** and/or *** ***** that scored against them? Just wondering, like.

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all . Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit. Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all. Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover.